King Cucaracha

EDIT: Any similarities with any other shows is purely coincidental and, quite frankly, scarily frequent. - Rage week 3 is on the air, with Joey Styles and Mike Tenay at ringside with solemn looks on their faces, before introing a recap of the events of last week. Thanks to the quick reactions of the ringcrew in putting out the fire started by Stevie Richards, the three men who fell victim to the attack were 'lucky'. Michaels and Sting managed to escape with just minor injuries and burns, while Shamrock suffered second degree burns to the back. All would be here tonight. The UWE board had meanwhile studied the actions of Richards and the rest of 'Clockwork Violence'. Richards had been fined and forced to attend a burns rehabilitation centre. Of the other Clockwork Violence members, Chono and Orton had been fined for their earlier attack on Shamrock and Michaels. And The Mountie had been fined, plus 'removed of his cattle prod'. Should he bring any more cattle prods to arenas, he would be suspended on the spot. 1. Singles Match Christopher Daniels defeated Jamie Noble in 7:38 (***) It was announced during the match that these two men, plus the runner up in the TV Title tournament, would face off at First Blood for the number one contendership to the TV Title. Daniels won after spinning out of a Tiger Bomb attempt and hitting the Angel's Wings. - Backstage with Gene Okerlund, Stan Lane promised to defeat Jerry Lynn tonight. - Meanwhile, Shawn Michaels and Sting were talking backstage about their match tonight against Sean O'Haire and Masahiro Chono. As they did, senior referee Earl Hebner interrupted and let them know that he and his refereeing colleauges had refused to officiate the tag match tonight on the grounds of events last week. But, a special referee had been found to take control of the match instead. 2. Singles Match 'Sweet Stan Lane beat Jerry Lynn by DQ at 4:19 (3/4*) Just as the match started to heat up, Lynn lost his cool and grabbed a chair from ringside...using it on Lane. Out came the Universal Tag Team Champions, Arn Anderson and Bobby Eaton, to help though. What ensued was a three on one beatdown on Lynn...until "Natural Born Killaz" hit, the crowd ERUPTED and out ran New Jack and Perry Saturn (each with a trashcan full of weapons) for the save. A six man brawl began, eventually turning into... 3. Universal Tag Team Championship Match Hardcore Match 'Enforcer' Arn Anderson and 'Beautiful' Bobby Eaton © beat The New Gangsta-nators in 9:03 (*) New Jack and Saturn were more than a match for the Champs. Until Stan Lane interfered, nailing Saturn wth a chair as he hit the ropes and left him wide open for the Anderson Spinebuster. - The British Bulldog, who was scheduled for a fourway dance later on in the night, was found laid out backstage. Randy Orton and Randy Savage, both in the fourway too, stood over him with smiles on their faces, talking about what a 'shame' it was that Ken Shamrock was now set for a handicap match. - With Josh Matthews, Brian Pillman talked about the T.V Title and his plans for it, Paul London and Rey Mysterio...all with the usual crazed look in his eyes. 4. Fourway Dance Ken Shamrock outlasted Randy Orton, Randy Savage and Sid Vicious in 6:04 (*1/2) The match started as a threeway, with Clockwork Violence team-mates Orton and Savage double-teaming Shamrock and focusing specifically on the back. But suddenly, out strode Sid! A major "SID" chant started up as he entered the ring and, much to their surprise, chokeslammed both Savage and Orton! Two powerbombs later and Orton and Savage had been destroyed. Shamrock eventually got the pin on Orton. - Paul London was in his locker room, watching on as the TV Title Tourney final was up next. 5. Television Title Tournament Final Rey Mysterio defeated 'The Loose Cannon' Brian Pillman in 14:39 (***1/4) A major upset here as Pillman seemed to have the match in control for large periods. However, Pillman's concentration lapsed and Mysterio shocked him with a hurricanrana and a cradle for the surprise victory! Pillman couldn't believe it and snapped, destroying Rey as he was given the new title belt. A piledriver put Rey down, before Pillman left the ring and routed through a toolbox, pulling out a hammer...which he then used to smash the TV Title to pieces! Eventually, London ran in and chased Pillman off, but the damage was done...the belt was ruined. - In their locker room Ken Shamrock, Sting and Michaels were discussing whever they could trust 'them'. One of 'them' then stepped into view...SID! Sid said that while there was no love lost for any of the three men around him, Clockwork Violence could not be allowed to get away with what they did. Off camera, someone with a rather thick accent agreed. 6. Tag Team Match Savio Vega and Carlito Carribean Cool defeated KroniK in 5:10 (*) Despite dominating, KroniK eventually fell to defeat after Carlito spat apple in Adams' eyes, leaving him open for a Vega savate kick. - The six members of Clockwork Violence stood huddled around what seemed to be a bonfire, talking over their plans for the night. During which, Richards told Chono that he'd negotiated him a match against Sid at First Blood. - A number of wrestlers were grouped around backstage, watching The Blue Meanie busy showing off his Dance Dance Revolution skills. He finished, stepped off and announced that tonight was the beginning of the official 'UWE DDR Tournament' and the sign-up sheet was being put up by Torrie Wilson (Meanie's manager). Amongst those quick to sign up were The Nasty Boys, La Parka and Danny Doring. Behind Doring meanwhile, Dean Malenko was watching on. Doring laughed, asking Malenko is he was going to sign up to making an ass of himself. Malenko remarked that he was glad he got out of ECW while he did, if Doring was anything to judge by...before slapping him. A brawl began which was quickly broken up. Showing no emotion, Malenko signed up before leaving. - Meanwhile Stan Lane, Bobby Eaton and Arn Anderson were standing in catering...when over walked JJ Dillon with a coffee a-piece for the three. He promised them tonight would not go forgotten and that he could get them a match at First Blood with The New Gangsta-nators and Jerry Lynn, if he were their manager that is. Anderson smiled and welcomed Dillon to the 'fold'. - The main event was up next, but first out came the special guest referee...SCOTT HALL! Hall got a MASSIVE reaction as he walked to the ring. 7. Tag Team Match Special Guest Referee: Scott Hall Shawn Michaels and Sting defeated Masahiro Chono and Sean O'Haire in 11:31 (**3/4) A very heated match, seeing Michaels getting double-teamed by team Clockwork Violence for most of the match. Until the hot tag to Sting, who cleared house. Eventually the rest of Clockwork Violence strolled out to the stage, only to get ambushed from behind by Shamrock and Sid! Chaos ensued, as The Mountie broke away and ran into the ring...but got nailed by Hall! Eventually, Michaels countered a Widow's Peak attempt into a roll-up which got the three...just. - Post match, O'Haire was furious at the count and took it up with Hall...who nailed a boot and the Outsider's Edge! Together, Sid, Shamrock, HBK, Sting and Hall then fought off the six of Clockwork Violence, sending them packing and leaving the five uneasy allies standing tall to end the show! Next Week: Perry Saturn vs. Arn Anderson The British Bulldog vs. Randy Orton Rey Mysterio and Paul London vs. Brian Pillman and partner And the start of the first EVER UWE DDR Tournament~! First Blood: Confirmed- HBK vs. Shamrock vs. Savage vs. Sting (UWE world title) Rey Mysterio vs. Paul London (UWE TV title) Sid vs. Masahiro Chono Jamie Noble vs. Christopher Daniels vs. Brian Pillman (TV Title #1 Contendership) Rumoured- Scott Hall vs. Sean O'Haire Anderson, Lane and Eaton vs. The New Gangsta-nators and Lynn (Extreme Rules) Dean Malenko vs. Danny Doring

Well, the chances of them using (perhaps) the most successful NWA concept ever is extremely slim...but a well promoted War Games will sell Survivor Series on it's back. No exagerration, that would be almost worth the price of buying alone.

Uhm, yeah. Expect the in ring debut of Glory By Anarchy to go with everyone's not so nuclear fallouts.

Your starter for $10.

Not really See: Jim Ross Michael Cole Todd Grisham Jonathan Coachman Mike Tenay Jeremy Borash Mark Madden Scott Hudson Tony Schiavone Don West Marc Lloyd etc etc etc Well, I was talking color guys (the Lawlers, Heenans and Jesses) rather than play by play guys (i.e Cole, JR, Schiavone).

Well, Candido coming back would be good if he were put on Smackdown. He has some name value...not much admitedly, but some. Plus he has a supporter in Heyman. At the risk of sounding too optimistic, Candido could come in and get the Cruiserweight Title. He's likely to get a decent run and decent opponents, unlike Spike who's getting a half decent run and a new character. Then...if he impresses from there, push him into the upper midcard area. I'd be interested to see Candido vs. Eddie.

Uhm...thanks?

I don't know whever to laugh or cry. Ditto for the sig.

Uhm...I wrote the Dumpster Match. *repels the burn and burns King in the process* ...yeah, Max is ICTV Champ.

- Rage week 2 is on the air, with Joey Styles and Mike Tenay back in their seats at ringside. - Backstage, Sid arrives at the arena. But will he be in action tonight? - Meanwhile back in the ring, Sunny walks out and announces that the winner of the opening match will recieve more than just a victory. They'll also recieve her managerial services. 1. Debutants Match 'Prime Time' Elix Skipper beat Stevie Richards in 8:17 (**3/4) Stevie hit the Steviekick but was distracted by Sunny 'congratulating' him. Skipper recovered and eventually hit the Play Of The Day to get the win and Sunny's managerial services. Post match, Sunny and Skipper celebrated together. - Styles and Tenay recieved official word from the UWE board, who had been deliberating over the past week, on Sid's position in the World Title Qualification. The board had decided that Sid needed to be made an example of, so tonight he would be replaced in his qualification match. He was also on official probation, meaning his next 'wrong doing' would result in immediate suspension. - Hearing the news, Sid started to destroy his locker room. 2. World Title Qualification Bout 'Macho Man' Randy Savage defeated The British Bulldog in 7:04 (**) Savage escaped the Running Powerslam and rolled up Bulldog for the abrupt win. - Brian Pillman once again trashed the T.V Title, claiming that having to face Paul London tonight was a slap in the face after everything he'd achieved in his career. To further his point, he then slapped Okerlund. 3. Television Title Tournament Semi Final Rey Mysterio beat Sean O'Haire w/Paul Heyman at 11:38 (**) O'Haire, who dominated, missed the Seanton and got hit with the West Coast Pop for three. - Backstage, Sting told Josh Matthews that he didn't care who replaced Sid tonight as he was ready to go through anyone to stay in contention for the World Title. 4. Television Title Tournament Semi Final 'Loose Cannon' Brian Pillman beat Paul London by Count Out in 5:49 (*3/4) After missing a Somersault Plancha on Pillman and landing HARD on the concrete, London could not answer the ten count and was eliminated. - Pillman wasn't satisfied though, raging at the referee, Nick Patrick. EMTs came out to help London and tried to carry him out, but Pillman stormed them and threw London back into the ring. He ordered for the match to re-start but Patrick refused. So he took a DDT, before Pillman powerbombed London not once...but twice, before counting his own pinfall. Still Pillman wasn't done though and set London for a third powerbomb. But Rey Mysterio sprinted to the ring and chased the still fuming Pillman off. - The Universal Tag Team Champions Arn Anderson and Bobby Eaton were backstage. Josh Matthews asked them about Anderson's match with Ken Shamrock tonight, but Anderson was more concerned with the 'injustice' Sid recieved. 5. Singles Match Universal Tag Champion Arn Anderson w/Bobby Eaton went to a no contest with Ken Shamrock at 6:29 (**1/4) Shamrock looked to have the match won, when Bobby Eaton got involved. Shamrock fought him off but eventually referee Brian Hebner had seen enough and called for the bell and the no contest. Eventually the Tag Champs continued the beatdown on Shamrock, until Randy Orton ran in for the save. - A video played, announcing Nathan Jones had been set free. 5. Singles Match Jamie Noble defeated Jerry Lynn at 9:49 (***3/4) This great match went hold for hold, before Noble jumped out of a rolling powerbomb attempt and hit the seated Tiger Driver for the three. - Backstage, Stevie Richards was consoled by the Blue Meanie, who said he might not have Sunny...but the sky was still 'Blue'. 7. World Title Qualification Bout Sting beat Barry Windham in 6:30 (*3/4) The Stinger Splash / Scorpion Deathlock combination finished off Windham. - During the match, Sid could be seen watching on a monitor. Post match though he was nowhere to be found. - Anderson and Eaton were ready, after being told during the last match they'd be defending their title against Orton and Shamrock...NEXT! - A promo for First Blood plays...officially announcing Rey Mysterio vs. Brian Pillman for the TV Title and Ken Shamrock vs. Randy Savage vs. Sting vs. Shawn Michaels for the UWE Universal Championship. 8. Universal Tag Team Championship Arn Anderson and Bobby Eaton © beat Ken Shamrock and Randy Orton in 14:26 (***) It seemed the champs were again in trouble as Shamrock had Eaton in the Ankle Lock. But before he knew what was happening, Orton crept up behind and RKOed him off the Ankle Lock! Orton then stormed off, but not before placing Eaton's arm over Shamrock to secure the win for the Tag Champs. - With the show over, Sting is getting into his car ready to drive off. Why he's being filmed we don't know. Until that is Sting starts up the car and steams off...only to stop abruptly. The horn on his car begins to blare through the parking lot as we see why Sting has stopped...a long chain with one end tied to his bumper and the other end tied to a heavy trailer across the parking lot! Still the horn is blaring as people nearby start to rush over to check on Sting, smoke coming out of the bonnet of the car as the camera view is blocked by Sid, laughing maniacally.

Just a thought. Is there any special arena set-up or Halloween themed stage that can be put in intros and the like (aside from the raised ramp obviously). Entering 'through a pumpkin', codwebs hanging from the ramp...that sort of stuff.

Noble's front Dragon Sleeper (or, near enough, someone correct me) gets my vote too. If we're talking submission 'finishers', then you can put in Shamrock's Ankle Lock because it actually was a finisher. Angle's Ankle Lock has been turned into a transitional move now, where as Shamrock's always got a crowd pop and nearly always got the tapout. Not the snazziest submissions move or the most inventive, but one of the more credible.

God help us all, 'cause this is right on the money. Then again, I think the illusion of wrestling being 100% real has been so blown apart in recent years that this isn't such a big deal as some people are making out. Someone said that the 'real' training should be seperate from Smackdown so as not to destroy the illusion. But it makes no real difference, as the people who'd watch Tough Enough are nearly all the same people who'd watch Smackdown or Raw. And besides, what percentage of the fan base are actually taken in by the illusion nowadays anyway? See, the smart thing to do would be to oversell it like death. Act as if you've just been shot in the back. Start wailing, crying, screaming. Get up and start walking around like someone's shoved a poker up your ass. Turn back around to Big Show, drop to your knees and start playing. The full Bubba Ray esque goofy oversell. THAT way, you make an impression on people watching. You'd be remembered at least.

- Mike Tenay and Joey Styles welcome the world to the Universal Wrestling Enterprise...the place to be for all your professional wrestling needs. Tonight, the 16 man Television Championship tournament begins with the four matches in the top half of the bracket...while the other eight entrants in the tournament will be in 8 man tag team action! Also, a ten man battle royal featuring ten men who want the World Heavyweight Championship! - Backstage, some of the (lesser members of the...) UWE roster had gathered to watch the show as a unit. Into the room walked Paul Heyman, who stopped and looked around the room with a wry smile on his face before reaching into his pocket and pulling out a cellphone. 1. TV Title Tournament First Round 'The Shooter' Dean Malenko defeats Paul London in 12:04 (***3/4) Malenko seemed frustrated through the match at London's ability to sneak away from trouble, but eventually London missed the Shooting Star Press and Malenko got the tap-out win with the Texas Cloverleaf. After the match, The Midnight Express walked to the ring and whispered something to Malenko...who left with them. - Josh Matthews was with Sting, who was fired up about the battle royal. - Meanwhile, Gene Okerlund interviewed Sid. The bigman was also ready for the battle royal, vowing to make an impact that would guarantee him World Title contention. 2. TV Title Tournament First Round 'The Natural' Dustin Rhodes beat 'Das Wunderkid' Alex Wright in 5:29 (*1/2) Short match which Rhodes won with a Running Bulldog. - Backstage, Arn Anderson exited his locker room. Or so it seemed. The show then went to a break, but when it came back, footage from during the break saw The Midnights and Dean Malenko enter the room. Styles and Tenay are curious. 3. Tag Team Match The Patriot and Max Moon defeated The Nasty Boys in 7:30 (3/4*) The masked men were victorious after Knobbs went for the Pitstop on Moon, forgetting he was wearing a mask...falling to a Patriot roll-up for the three. - Randy Orton was taping up his fists ahead of the upcoming battle royal, when he noticed Test and Torrie Wilson arguing across the hallway. Ever the gentlemen, Randy Orton ran over and chased Test off. Torrie seemed pretty impressed. 4. TV Title Tournament First Round Jamie Noble beat Perry Saturn at 7:53 (*1/2) Noble managed to counter a DVD attempt and hit the Tiger Driver for the victory, and to advance to meet Dustin Rhodes in Round Two. - The Loose Cannon was sat in his locker room with Josh Matthews, who wanted an interview. But Pillman was too busy looking down at his hands and laughing, so Josh sent things back to ringside. - Backstage, 'Team Heel' was in 'their' locker room...Arn Anderson, Bobby Eaton, Sonny Saiki and Carlito Carribean Cool. Carlito and Saiki seemed indifferent to Anderson's attempts at sorting a plan. Eventually Carlito and Saiki had had enough and left, leaving Anderson and Eaton to agree to watch each other's backs. 5. TV Title Tournament First Round 'The Loose Cannon' Brian Pillman beat Danny Doring in 3:51 (*) Another squash near enough, as Pillman destroyed Doring before finishing him off with a nasty looking inverted DDT. Post match, Pillman hit referee Charles Robinson with the same move before pointing down at Styles and claiming that his grandmother was next. Pillman vs. Malenko in Round Two. - Backstage, Gene Okerlund was with Shawn Michaels who also wanted to win the battle royal. - Managerial legend JJ Dillon was backstage on the phone with someone who apparantely wanted him to look after someone. Dillon didn't seem too pleased, telling the person on the other end of the phone that it'd be more productive if the men in white coats looked after him. But eventually he gave in, before hanging up and muttering something about 'kids'. 6. Eight Man Tag Team Match 'The Enforcer' Arn Anderson, 'Beautiful' Bobby Eaton, Carlito Carribean Cool and Sonny Saiki defeat Rey Mysterio, La Parka, 'The Fallen Angel' Christopher Daniels and Jerry Lynn in 14:39 (**1/2) All eight men got the chance to display their abilities, with Mysterio playing face in peril. Anderson and Eaton worked as a team, as did Saiki and Carlito. But as a foursome they couldn't really get along. Eventually Mysterio tagged and all hell broke loose with the eight men. Eventually as the chaos continued, Dean Malenko walked down the aisle and distracted the already stretched referee while Daniels had Anderson pinned. As he did, 'Sweet' Stan Lane climbed up top and dropped a big elbow. Anderson rolled over for the pin and got the victory. - Randy Savage was ready and waiting for the battle royal and couldn't wait to eliminate Hulk Hogan from World Title contention. Josh Matthews tried to explain that Hogan a) isn't in the battle royal, b) doesn't work for the UWE and c) is likely to sue for Savage using his name. Savage clotheslined Josh and stormed off. 7. Singles Match David Flair beat Hardcore Holly in 6:41 (1/4*) David Flair took a brutal beating at the hands of Holly, who could have won easily. But JJ Dillon's distraction allowing Flair to roll Holly up with the tights and get the shock win. - Back from the last match Anderson, Eaton, Lane and Malenko were happy with their work. As was Paul Heyman, who emerged from the darkness of the room and applauded his 'new Dangerous Alliance'. Heyman then said he had one more spot to fill and someone perfect in mind. 8. 10 Man Battle Royal Shawn Michaels outlasted Randy Savage, Randy Orton, Sid, Sting, Barry Windham, Ken Shamrock, Masahiro Chono, Sean O'Haire and The British Bulldog at 17:49 For some reason, Sid wasn't out for the beginning of the battle royal. Out first went The Bulldog by Orton, before finally Sid walked out and started to chokeslam everyone in sight! He threw O'Haire effortlessly out and Chono went with him, before Shamrock countered a chokeslam attempt and locked Sid in the Ankle Lock. Sid had nowhere to go and with the other 5 men chokeslammed out there was no help...and eventually, Sid tapped! But as he did, Savage snuck up behind Shamrock and threw him out. Orton caught Savage with the RKO moments later though, before clotheslining out Windham. That left Orton, Savage, Sid, Sting and HBK. Sting went after Sid, as HBK and Orton went face to face. Eventually Sting ended up clotheslining both Orton and HBK down. He then went for the Stinger Splash on Sid, but got caught and dumped. From there, Savage and Sid teamed up to work over HBK and Orton. Eventually HBK was thrown over the top, but he skinned the cat and as Orton ducked a double clothesline and took Savage out with a spear, Michaels nailed Sid with Sweet Chin Music. Sid was rocked, and dumped by Orton and HBK. Three men left, but soon it was two as Paul Heyman walked out. He distracted Orton and HBK, as TEST ran into the ring and nailed Orton with the Big Boot. HBK chased Test off, before helping Orton up...and dumping him over the top! Down to Savage and Michaels, those two men went at it for a few more minutes...each hitting a top rope elbow before Savage tried to throw Michaels out. Michaels skinned the cat again though, grabbing Savage's head with his legs and flipping him out over the top for the victory! - Michaels celebrated post-match, but a Savage attack soon followed. Savage went crazy, attacking Michaels until referees piled out and pulled Savage off of HBK. - As that went on, Mene Gene had managed to catch up with Sid who was furiously destroying the backstage area. He was trying to convince himself he didn't tap out, but didn't succeed...so challenged Shamrock to a match next week. - Meanwhile backstage, Paul Heyman officially welcomed Test into the Dangerous Alliance. His reward for joining up? Madusa! Test was happy and the seven members of the DA celebrated a good night's work. Next show: TV Title Tournament First Round Jerry Lynn v. Carlito Carribean Cool La Parka v. Sonny Saiki Rey Mysterio v. Bobby Eaton Christopher Daniels v. Arn Anderson Sid vs. Ken Shamrock

Well...cool. *recovers from weekend*

The SWF training facility. Home of n00bs. Place of work for rookies. Birthplace of stars. And for tonight, the residence of Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix who is trying his level best to, without any coaching lessons of his own, coach his manageress to become a wrestler. A wrestling ring is set up in the middle of the vast room, with Maddix standing in the ring...suddenly lunging into a tie-up, with a young woman who is obviously a trainee. As she knows what a tie-up is. Maddix: "Okay..." Maddix calls out from the tie-up, to where Megan Skye is sat a safe distance away...outside of the ring, watching on intently. Maddix: "...your conventional collar and elbow tie-up. What do you do?" Megan: "Uhm...I, uhm..." Maddix: "Oh. Your opponent is beginning to break free, leg primed ready to fire off a kick. Think quickly Megan. Time is of the ess..." Megan: "ARMDRAG!" Quick as a flash, Maddix snaps free of the tie-up and hooks the young woman by the arm, wrenching her to the canvas with an armdrag. Megan grimaces slightly, as Maddix rolls to his knees while the woman holds her shoulder and slowly begins to get back up. Maddix: "O...kay. Armdrags are simple and effective, don't take too much time to execute. And, they're not exactly...high risk. But, as you can see, already the opponent is up and ready to counter attack. If they have their wits about them, you could be in trouble. All in all, good but not great. Now...if you'd done this." Maddix beckons the young woman over again, winking at her as she walks across and snaps into a loose collar and elbow tie-up. Quick as a flash, Maddix fires a knee into the gut. Or rather, mimmicks a knee to the gut. The woman sells the non-existant knee, as Maddix waits for the woman to stand back up...before mimmicking a thumb to the eye. Again the woman sells the fake move, as Maddix turns to Megan. Maddix: "See...much more effective." Megan: "Okay." Maddix: "If you armdrag Annie Eclectic, she's going to be pissed off and will likely want to tear your head off. If you go for the eyes however, she's going to be pissed off and will likely want to tear your head off and spit down your neck. Only, she won't be able to see a thing. That's when you go for the lowblow." Maddix smiles...stops, and re-thinks. Maddix: "...or, in Annie's case...uhm...I dunno, titty twister?" Megan: "Right." Maddix: "Do you want to...note that down?" Megan: "...no, that's alright." Maddix: "Okay then. Uhm...Candie, could you give us a second?" The young woman nods, leaving the ring and walking off...still holding her shoulder and muttering something about someone being a 'scrawny little pervert'. Meanwhile, a rather confused Megan stands up and slowly enters the ring. Maddix has come over serious all of a sudden, which doesn't fill Megan with confidence. Maddix: "Right, I need to clear something up before we get any wires crossed. I know you asked me to be at ringside. And, I will be. I will. Should you need any...shall we say, 'help', then I'll be there. But my main focus isn't you. I know you can handle yourself in that ring. I know you're tough and I have every confidence in you. Which is why, Megan, I'm out there for two reasons. One...to watch your back if things go badly wrong. But two, and probably most importantly...I'm out there because Max King is gonna be out there." Raising her eyes, Megan nods as Maddix shrugs his shoulders. Maddix: "I make no bones about it. The reason I'll be out there, is to watch King. If he steps an inch too close to the ring, yells a decible too loud...looks at you the wrong way even. Then I am going to be on his ass and I'm gonna destroy him..." Megan: "Landon, that's okay. As long as you're there when I need you." Maddix: "Why would you need me? You nearly collapsed my damn lungs with that kick you gave me last week. And I'm a three ti...sorry, "two time" Intercontinental Television Champion. We've been training for this for the past half a week Megs. You've nothing to worry about." Megan: "No, only that sneaky slut Kelly Connelly...a weird six-foot ferret woman, and probably the best female wrestler in the SWF's history. No, nothing to worry about at all." Chuckling slightly, Maddix sighs as he wraps his arm around Megan's shoulders and smiles a sickeningly sweet way. Maddix: "You really don't know me at all." Megan: "Huh?" Maddix: "Megs...I always have a plan." The smile from Maddix curves at the end, into a smile of cunning~! And it's replicated by Megan as the scene fades out.

I've thought about the FWA academy myself (the one run by Alex Shane, although there's another one in Britain that the name of escapes me currently), at least in a few years time. Once I have money and an education to fall back on. Until then it's a pipe dream. Plus I'm not exactly in wrestling shape at the moment, with a knee problem. Being a color commentator or reporter, maybe even wrestling journalist, is my main aspiration at the moment though. Refereeing was another as that seems quite a hoot, whilst also being an important part of matches. But again, that'd take going through wrestling school and the like. Trouble is knowing what to do to get a spot and how to go about it. Seems like most commentators in recent years (in big time promotions anyway) are ex-wrestlers as it is.

Ha! I still have a bag full of those somewhere. Those and the Street Fighter figures that were about the same size, where Balrog came with the boxing gloves. Those things fit better in that blue ring the Hasbro figs used to come with too. 'Funny' thing I remember was getting Vega and losing the 'claw' thing that came with it, so instead turning him into '5 Star' who just happened to be an RVD rip-off. And finding a turban wearing figure who became my anti-American heel. And of course, the legendary 'Twin Sagats' storyline.

As bottom of the table, I think the winner of this shindig should be required to buy Funk...uhm, Funk.

So much for that arguement. Anyway, cruddums and all but I'm not going to be able to get a match in. I'm away from tommorrow morning until Monday night which sucks. I was going to job anyway, but still. Apologies in advance.

Wow, I just realised how much Snitsky reminds me of The Warlord. Anyway...bad wrestler or not, if Snitsky is getting good crowd reactions then the WWE might as well use him up. If they have no long term plans for him, just let him run with what he's doing now until it all peeters out and the heat is gone. Then, either re-package him or get rid of him. That way if he can be gotten rid of when he losses the one thing going for him (crowd reactions) without the WWE losing anything except another pay-packet...and if he is a success, then the WWE benefits.

I'd be less surprised if they have Edge show up on Monday and say he deserves one of the belts, as he was 'officially' a winner in the match. Then we'll get the tired 'partners who hate each other' storyline, until the two start to fight in matches. Which'll probably lead to Edge vs. Benoit for the Tag Titles or something dumb like that.

In the interest of starting an arguement, isn't Kelly's an inverted, reverse, flip-flopped, other way around, back-to-front Pedigree, where as WC's is an inverted whatever elevated Pedigree (uhm...Stevie Ray's Slapjack?) Similar but not sameular.

Uhm, yeah...Blurri, forgot to PM you about it and I'm hardly gonna be on between now and Thursday night, and from then until Monday I'm not gonna be here at all. So yeah, I've got the build for you know what at you know when all done. So if whoever's posting gets two seperate bits of Rodez related build from two different people, then can they please consult the other person. k thx bye ya'll.