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  1. King Cucaracha

    Year-End Nomination Thread: Most Impressive Career

    And from me, add Wildchild to the nominations. What's the deal with Supes? Is he retired or is Masked Man coming back? Either way we could probably put Grappler's name down. Same goes for John Duran, who should be nominated also.
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    Why is Gene Snitsky so over?

    He looks like the love child of Sarge and Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart. Two true legends of the squared circle. If that isn't reason enough, I don't know what is. Or, alternatively, the crowd had been souring towards the whole Lita/Kane angle and Lita especially (slut chants and the like), and it was Snitsky who injured Lita and ruined Kane's life. Now they've put a unique twist on it, made Snitsky the heel and it's something different. And quite unexpected. Oh, and he has a ready made catchphrase, which helps.
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    Year-End Nomination Thread: Wrestler of the Year

    Grappler and Toxxic.
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    Year-End Nomination Thread: Comeback of the Year

    Tom Flesher. Erm...does Spike count? And...that's about as good as my memory gets I'm afraid.
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    Storm Predictions

    MAIN EVENT WORLD TITLE MATCH TITLE VERSUS CAREER Toxxic© vs Mike Van Siclen As far as I'm concerned, Mike losing would be bad for the fed. Even if he loses and then takes up a new character, it's one more established character gone and another blow to the roster. So, I gotta go again Toxx. DUMPSTER MATCH ICTV TITLE BOUT "The Icon" Max King© vs Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix This match is trash. *puts on Manson's lollerskates* TRIPLE THREAT Andrea Montgomery vs Johnny Dangerous vs Ace Lezaire Close, but it's Drea for me. TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH Revolution 0© vs David Cross & Christian Fury Meh. SINGLES MATCH Evan Wolfe vs rKade Ebony. SINGLES MATCH Uncle Filthy vs Carnage Please?
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    SWF Storm Card, October 8th!

    A Dumpster Match? Well, it isn't regular singles so it'll do me. To be honest, I've kinda hit overkill on singles matches a little at the moment. Should be fun.
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    Promo:Today is the day

    Isn't it a rule to worship Pepsi Max in this fed anyway? Or, is that just me? *remembers my idea for a Pepsi Maddix t-shirt*
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    New WWE UK 5 Year deal confirmed

    Yeah, I'm pretty sure Setanta has the other 6 shows contracted to them, so I'd hazard a guess at the 6 'specials' being something totally different. Anyway, looks like Silver Vision will be getting my business from now on. ...what about 'WWE' Classics? Is that still contracted?
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    The OAO Fantasy League Thread

    Word Life baby, Word Life.
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    SWF Smarkdown Card, 10-4-04!

    4,000 words? I'm already over that and only just getting near the finish. Well, crap. 4,000 words. Former ICTV Champion and I'm only good enough for 4k matches. Disgraceful.
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    No Mercy PPV.. Looks Good/Bad?.. Discuss It Here.

    Well, Show needed a haircut anyway. And since Angle is bald they couldn't do a hair versus hair match, so obviously this was the only way they could have settled this. Man, why do I feel so dirty suddenly...
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    another swf?

    Daredevil, eh? Wasn't there someone in the JL with that boardname? EDIT: Here's proof. I knew you were lurking the JL board for something Muzz.
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    Booking for next week's show from Little Rock,AR

    Blurricane/Rodez will be with you pretty soon. Hopefully.
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    Randy Orton may not be all that over

    As opposed to the different, lame and unusual 'UnderQuaker' shirt? The NWO and Austin 3:16 shirts weren't exactly groundbreaking either. Simpler shirts sell better as fans are more likely to wear them in public. Hence Rock's ones being mainly catchphrased shirts. Saying that, I'm kinda on the fence about both of them. The Teddy Long one is right up there with the UnderQuaker though.
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    FEEDBACK for Dirty Deeds 2004

    Well, thanks guys. Glad it did the job okay as I know the whole Round-Robin's supposed to be pretty important. Lucky that the show was put back a while too, otherwise the last 'match' would have been little more than Drek getting killed. But, yeah, thanks anyways.
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    Total Days Holding an SWF Title

    I'm above Neilsen? F**k!
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    Smarkdown Predictions

    MAIN EVENT CAPTAIN FALL TAG MATCH Revolution Zero (Toxxic © and "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins) and "The Icon" Max King v. Andrea Montgomery © and Hollywood Boulevard (Mike Van Siclen and "Urban Legend" Todd Cortez) Mike pins Toxxic and steals away any chance of me getting a title shot at the PPV. Meanwhile, win Mall Brawl whatever number it is. USJL TITLE MATCH David Cross© v. Danny Dagda Yeah. CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE MATCH Ryan Dustin © v. Austin Sly Sly is angry. Dustin might be too, I don't know. But Sly is angry. SINGLES MATCH Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix v. Stryke No prediction, obviously. HARDCORE TITLE MATCH Sean Davis © v. Christian Fury Davis continues Rev0 pride. USJL TITLE #1 CONTENDERSHIP MATCH Uncle Filthy v. Evan Wolfe Filthy is filthy. Wolfe may be too, I don't know. But Filthy is filthy. He's also the best character to hit the fed since Masked Man. Whatever happened to that guy? NEW GUY MATCH "Blind" Ryan Klein v. Carnage The coin says... G0R0~!
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    IWA-MS lineup for 10/21 plus more news and notes

    Wow...that's four big shows in four days from the 20th. Rough workload. That Strong Style Tournament is going to leave a mark on certain people too. I find it hard to picture Joe vs. Abyss, but it should be interesting at least. In fact, the 21st looks an interesting show overall.
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    OMG!!!

    ...ever seen him wrestle. One time, he had no shirt on and OMG you could see BOTH his nipples! Disgusting! And, yeah, I fail to see how Bret's 'fallen' too, considering theater is a lot higher than professional wrestling on the 'respected career' ladder.
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    SWF Smarkdown Card, 10-4-04!

    No word-limits? Cool. I look forward to crushing you.
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    Promo: Uncle Filthy Show!

    That is...awesome.
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    Very Important PPV Note

    Well, my Gauntlet Match is in. Thanks to the rats, it's actual pretty decent.
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    SWF Lockdown Card September 29

    Dude, I'll book the show! Seriously. If I know who to send it to. EDIT: ...as a last resort.
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    The OAO Fantasy League Thread

    XPlosion Airtimes
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    The Day before Lockdown

    I actually like the use of tags. As it's in a 'diary', it makes Carnage seem like a bit of a nutjob...which the character is apparantely. And to be honest, you can do whatever the hell promos you want as long as you can write matches.
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