King Cucaracha

...well, I'm no showing... HA! SWERVE~! I'm a 3.8k of physchology-less 'madness', but it's there. So long as the board or my cruddy internet doesn't cave in on itself (touches wood) I'll have something in. On a side note, I agree with Supes. You people do suck.

Anybody who's got a character not doing anything should PM me, as I can write a match this week.

Greece getting to the final is like that Russian chick getting to the Wimbledon final. Only...without the hotness.

Well, I should be showing...even if it's a 3k match, cause I'm skipping school. 3 weeks of A2 work that I might not even need next year? Phff. Blow me says I.

Man, the Greeks are playing well. Too well. I really don't want a Greece/Portugal final. The first match was dull-as-dishwater, plus I'm loving the Czechs. EDIT: Crap. Looks like I'm routing for the Portugal Sunday.

Streetfight.

(1) Steve Austin vs The Rock, WrestleMania 17 (3) Rey Misterio Jr. vs Eddy Guerrero, Halloween Havoc 1997

No. We're complaining because it's a horrible attempt at reporting, considering the site is so well known. It's the same story we get every week, only with more blatant errors.

Dude, that was harsh. DocOck...if this thread has taught us anything, it's that google is your thread. All you needed to do was search for 'Marney' and... VOILA~!

Ah. I had to read back a few shows, but yeah, he did. I'd forgot all about it. ...carry on then.

God I'm good. MAIN EVENT TORNADO TAG TEAM MATCH "The Superior One" Tom Flesher & Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix vs Toxxic & Jay Dawg CAGE MATCH ICTV TITLE CONTENDERSHIP Johnny Dangerous vs Aecas TAG TEAM MATCH TAG TEAM TITLE BOUT Hollywood Boulevard© (Todd Cortez & Mike Van Siclen) vs The Wayward Sons (Ced Ordonez & Edward James) SINGLES MATCH USJL TITLE BOUT The Masked Man© vs Alan Clark SCALED DOWN SURVIVOR SERIES TAG MATCH HARDCORE TITLE CONTENDERSHIP Martin "Big Country" Hunt, Petey the Irish Penguin & Munich vs Heath Black, "The Icon" Max King & Manson SINGLES MATCH NON-TITLE BOUT Austin Sly© vs Ryan Dustin© SINGLES MATCH Rob Gilbert vs Sean Davis

Well hopefully by then Vince realizes how dumb it was to give the title to Bradshaw(who bombed as a Hardcore champion by the way) and gives it back to EddY......I HOPE! It's shocking really. I mean, Bradshaw has these incredibly talented opponents such as Johnny THE BULL Stamboli and Tommy DREAMER~!, and yet his reign as lower midcard belt holder during a low drawing time for the WWE wasn't a success! If that doesn't prove Bradshaw sucks, I don't know WHAT will. I'm tempted to put this in my sig for the next 'why isn't Paul London bein' pushed coz he is ***** materialz~!' thread.

Yeah, Muzz beat me to it. I've been trying to drop subtle hints towards a Johnny feud with insults in past weeks, but that didn't work either.

Nice to see the Haas/Luther feud starting... ...two days AFTER their PPV match. Looks like I'll still be missing this one.

DubCee does have a point. Some of the mods are going around banning people they don't like while Dames is away. And some days, it takes hours to get on here. A back-up plan might be smart.

Elimination six man tag basically. Those who don't get eliminated are the 'survivors'. ...so, now you know, get writing.

MAIN EVENT TORNADO TAG TEAM MATCH "The Superior One" Tom Flesher & Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix vs Toxxic & Jay Dawg *stares blankly* CAGE MATCH ICTV TITLE CONTENDERSHIP Johnny Dangerous vs Aecas He WANTS it. Unfortunately for me. TAG TEAM MATCH TAG TEAM TITLE BOUT Hollywood Boulevard© (Todd Cortez & Mike Van Siclen) vs The Wayward Sons (Ced Ordonez & Edward James) All about the Boulevarders baby. SINGLES MATCH USJL TITLE BOUT The Masked Man© vs Alan Clark Clark cannot ride the mask. SCALED DOWN SURVIVOR SERIES TAG MATCH HARDCORE TITLE CONTENDERSHIP Martin "Big Country" Hunt, Petey the Irish Penguin & Munich vs Heath Black, "The Icon" Max King & Manson Max and Manson are survivors...but the question is, who's eyes will fall to the MANSONOCITY~! SINGLES MATCH NON-TITLE BOUT Austin Sly© vs Ryan Dustin© Damn. In all seriousness, these guys are looking GREAT recently. Sly nicks it...because he's Sly. SINGLES MATCH Rob Gilbert vs Sean Davis Go with what you know.

That SO should have won. If only for LOLLERSKATES.

I suspect Regal will get a match with Kane or Batista, maybe even a handicap match. There'll probably be at least one handicap match for an Evolution enemy. And the outside possibility of a Coach match.

Sounds like classic Red to me.

That is a BITCHING card man. Very nice. Not least because it's my first ever meeting with Toxxic, I think. History will be made! Or, something. EDIT: New stats be up.

Were Big Josh and Billy Jack Haynes 'played' by the same guy?

The plastic deteriorates. I saw this on the teevee somewhere. ...makes sense.

Well, some people will never get over the whole 'HHH has power' thing, so of course you're not going to enjoy when he's put in a storyline. Drawback to being a smark I'm afraid. Personally, I think the storyline is being done really well. It puts Trips over as someone who'll do anything to get to the top. It puts Eugene over, because in the past two weeks Triple H has sold for lowly Nick Dinsmore more than anyone would be expected too, and he's beaten down William Regal. It puts Bischoff over as big, bad GM. It gives Regal a chance to show he's not just a comedy performer. Plus it's actually been booked pretty well. I guess my prediction was right too. Benoit makes Kane tapout, and people are still bitching that he wasn't put over. Hello? What do you expect him to do? Get involved in the Lita/Kane feud that has nothing to do with him? Try and act concerned for Lita' well-being? He wrestled. He won. He made the monster tapout. They displayed Benoit's positive traits in wrestling, and made sure not to expose his weaknesses. But then again, it's Benoit, so nothing is EVER good enough for him.

Congrats to all that won...I'm still skimming the show, but if I get the time I'll try and give real feedback because some of the new guys really deserve it. From what I saw, King and Robzilla's matches were very good efforts for newcomers. Dustin's match was excellent. Sly's match was very good. Masked Man shat on my legacy and shall pay. Or...not. Toxxic...congrats to you man, I marked when I saw it was your match. Taamo...excellent as ever. Ced in the Wayward Sons is goodness, considering what I'm assuming it's leading into which I'm very intrigued by. And me? I'm slightly surprised to win, but that makes no change I guess considering my natural lack of confidence . Still, I ain't complaining.