King Cucaracha

Motson is ok. I LOATHE David Pleat though, with his 'shirt short shirts' and inability to pronounce any foreign players' names. He kept calling Christian Vieri 'Vieria', and he kept flubbing Lizarazu's name during France's quarter final.

Quick question- If this bottled water that comes from springs and is supposedly natural is so many millions of years old, how come when I look at the label there's a frigging use by date on it? How can water go bad?

Dis-respecting TEH CED~1 -1. Actualy acknowledging a cameraman. +1 Very nice promo. I'm liking the character(s) you're building here. Plus it's some pretty solid dialogue in the promo itself. Kudos.

Done and done. Till he gets back.

Coincidence. Wink.

*sighs* What a way to enhance your reputation.

Lamont isn't doing anything. At least he makes some mildly amusing facial expression. Orlando Jordan is just...there. Plus, Bradshaw would need a short guy to play his Virgil, to impose the fact he's tall and Eddie is not.

What about Low Ki's C/Krush Rush? Why not go for the finisher instead of ramming into the corner, other than 'working the opponent over', which surely the finisher would do anyway.

Yeah...if I could get feedback in particular for my match that'd be nice, because I wasn't too sure about some parts. Other than that, from what I've scanned through personally, it looks to be another great PPV and WarGheymes was teh awesome~.

The thread is called 'how to save Smackdown!' You do the math. I agree, but without a reason for it being there, fans aren't going to care. And to be honest, Paul London is like a penguin in the dessert right now. Lost. Alone. And screwed. The WWE isn't going to give him guaranteed storylines. The sooner he realises it and leaves the better for him. I agree too with the RVD stuff. But an RVD/Eddie feud won't make Smackdown great. RVD isn't the superstar certain posters (humungous whatever his name is) says he is, he's proven to be unproffessional and unmotivated. Better than Bradshaw? Yes. Better candidate for a feud than Booker, Cena or Taker? No. Cena/Taker vs. Eddie after Eddie beats Bradshaw at Summerslam. That's where the possible money lies. Even that may not be enough though. The only way to save Smackdown is for Vince to give a damn about it, or hire someone competant to give a damn about it.

Bold Prediction: Nobody will be happy with the amount of Benoit on the show.

Could, shoulda, woulda. Face it...all this talk of 'London should face Noble at da PPV coz they is great workrate, yo~!' is beyond pointless until they're actually doing something. The average WWE fan isn't going to buy a PPV to see a possible **** match between two lower-midcarders...they're not trained to. Obviously no-one is going to accept Bradshaw as champion. They're damned from the start, because you know no-one will give him a chance before his reign even starts, so I won't bother on that. What difference is RVD as champ or Booker as champ going to make? An extra * here or there? Saving Smackdown isn't as easy as 'Give London a push' and 'Fire Bradshaw'. Believe it or not, wrestling is more complex than that.

I'm trying to get the hang of Photoshop right now, so if I ever do I'll give a helping hand and maybe even some PPV graphics like Papacita does over at the OAOAST. But for now, all I ask is for a few Landon Maddix shirts Card. C'mon.

But at least give some freaking notice instead of no-showing three out of every four shows. *longs for the days people actually felt bad about no-showing*

Wouldn't that just take two DUD level matches and make them one DUD level match?

K...my match should be in, hopefully.

God bless Chavo Classic. And people say Naitch is crazy.

1) Paul Bearer (kidnapped by The Dudleyz) is placed in a specially made glass crypt (which Heyman was somehow able to do a company to make, despite the fact he more or less told them he was going to use it to kill someone. God bless America I guess.) If Taker 'doesn't do the right thing', Bearer gets concretted. 2) Mordecai and Holly had a brawl last week...for no reason, other than Mordecai needs an opponent. Billy and Suzuki met this week. Billy won by DQ after some Suzuki's wife threw the Japanese salt into his eyes after the crappiest sold Fame-Asser ever, which was Suzuki's fault. Torrie and Sable hate each other. Why? They're women. Luther is big. Haas is not. That's all the story you need. 3) Don't bet against it.

Quick aside: Mysterio looks odd in plain color mask. Especially the black one in that pic. However, the big question that comes to mind is since when did Sable and Torrie hate each other? Weren't they all buddy/buddy in that bikini whatsit a few weeks ago?

I agree with Johnny. More of the same please. In the ring too.

What about Low Ki?

Canadian, eh? I guess it's a start.

Well, I'm on GMT, so it should be there or there abouts when you get it.

I'd be happy with that...if only because I'd only defend the title (if I still have it) once every three shows. It'd certainly help with all these lightning-quick title reigns. But I think if something like that plan was used, it'd have to be slightly flexible so that it doesn't become routine...because if we make it too much of a routine, it takes away some of the unpredictability of the cards.

Ok. Bear with me. I may be the only one who's having problem with this, but the commentary situation is beginning to drag me down a bit. Just as it did in the JL at times. It's the worst part of my matches. Commentary. Every show has Riley and Comet on commentary. Not a bad thing, as they're a great partnership to write the majority of the time. The trouble is, I regularly find myself going into clichés and overkill with the two. I'm not the funniest guy at the best of times. But I'm finding myself lacking good Riley/Comet materials at points in my match. Just my opinion...but... ...we have three different T.V shows. I personally wouldn't mind a little shake-up on one of the shows. Let's say we have Riley/Comet on Smarkdown and Lockdown. Then we have Storm. Surely we could form a b-team out of some charismatic ex-wrestler vets? Judge. Ejiro. King. Eel. Annie. Eel. Matheson. Eel. There's a lot of candidates. Heck, even if we had one of the shows feature a 'special guest commentator', depending on who has a show off and wat vets would be good. Like, we could have Card and Comet, Wildchild and Riley...three-way partnerships...it'd shake things up and make things a little more interesting. Again...this may be just me, which is why I wanted everyone to discuss. That and the fact the board would usually be dead for the next 2 days. It's something to think about, even just to get rid of some boredom. So...discuss.