King Cucaracha

The lack of rejoicing now he's finally gone is quite frankly worrying. We should all be laughing, joking and posting random pictures of forgotten celebrities and deformed cats. Instead we're arguing over whever a BP was also a PBP. All that matters is, he's a BP. And he's gone. So...who's getting the beers. It's party time~

Hardy still has the kind of name-value to bring in his diehard fans' interest. And while that's not going to be a drastic amount of people, it will be an amount of people nonetheless. Plus, the very fact we're discussing it shows they're trying to catch our attentions...rather than signing random Wildside guy who perhaps three people out of every 10,000 wrestling fans have heard of.

When it says have everything to you by the day of the show, that doesn't mean Sunday morning, right? See...I lost a chunk of my match earlier because of my stupid floppy disk, so it's likely it'll take the majority of Sunday to re-finish it. If that's too late then apologies...but I'll get it in ASAP, and if it's too late, maybe it can be written in later. Just a warning.

Yeah...it's like cricket, only people find it entertaining. Duran makes a good point though. We need another show to be held at Niagra Falls. I made my debut on that show which was somewhat of a 'hey, welcome...now write a match next to this totally obscure tourist sight'. EDIT: Since when do Baseball Stadiums have Boiler Rooms?

Well, I've been meaning to 'drastically' change my stats for a while. Since the indy-spotfest style stats I had weren't fitting with the ICTV Title division, I haven't had a Cruiser Title shot in months, this, and the fact I had about 25 'common' moves...I thought this was the perfect time. Oh...and I'm eagerly awaiting the 'How to write a headlock spot' article to go with the three that popped up.

The ICTV is above the USJL in prestige. Damn skippy. That's why I dropped one for the other. And as the SWF's resident 'Why won't anyone book me in a Cruiserweight Title Match?' guy, I too would be against any lessening of the Cruiser belt.

Wow. At least I didn't get mentioned by name, but I'm pretty certain 4 out of 5 of those apply to me, so...it's a good job I've got new stats waiting to go up after my match. In my defense because I'm the worst culprit, it's purely egotisitical. And I found a dictionary lying around one day.

I still fail to see the connection between NASCAR and TNA. Everytime a NASCAR guy is in the company, you get the 'the two sports are very much alike'. Apart from both being relatively popular in Nashville, I see no connection.

Phhff...Forest.

He shouldn't be running the company to make a profit Goodear. He should be running it to provide his loyal fanbase with endless ***** matches. Silly.

Yeah...I guess the senile bit was covered over the whole 'insider language' deal. And to be fair, some people haven't changed their opinions. There's plenty that have though. They know who they are. Ooh, and Sting vs. Vader > Foley vs. Vader.

It's funny how quickly everyone's opinion has changed. When Flair's DVD was out, everyone was riding his jock about what an awesome wrestler he is. Now, he insults someone in a book...who previously insulted him in a book...and suddenly, all his matches were exactly the same and Flair's a senile old coot. Funny that.

Come on the Greeks! EDIT: Wow. They just showed Becks' penalty, and the ball moves as he kicks it. That could only happen to England. We're cursed I tell ya. Cursed.

Fallout from Rodez/Bryte.

IF we go three-man team, the best way to go is a Vince/JR/King or Perfect style team. Comet would work well as ole'Vinnie Mac. A heel star in the King/Perfect place. And someone who can do literal play by play in JR's old style, but still throw down a few lines, if you will. Comet/Riley and the JR-esque play by play guy would work out, and also there's still Comet/Riley for everyone to go by. The problem is with Comet/Riley, there's no-one to effectively play by play. It's not like either of them were ever successful in the ring anyway As far as Genesis...it'd be nice to have something like the Year End Awards Show...or even, a 5 Year End Awards Show which would be something. And then we COULD get someone (I'd be willing) to do a Free For All style show. Maybe have two guys who aren't doing anything in a match. Have Hardy playing Pettingill and building up to the big matches. Pre-show interviews for those who get the time. That could go up Saturday and get everybody even more hyped for the show. Or, like I say, you could pay off us Oat Toasters. Although, I assure you, we're not cheap. Especially MISTER WARRIOR~.

Anyway. What's the deal with Genesis this year? Way I remember it, last year we had the Genesis Tournament where the JL guys made up the numbers and the winner got a title shot. But there's no JL now. So...no tournament? Single Elimination Tournament? Best of the Best-esque Tournament? (*markout*) What about the usual Countdown show? Hire us Oat Toasters to do it? Do a pre-show Legends show? (*markout*) ...yeah, I'm bored again.

Return of the ARMDRAG~! No word on whever it's a one shot deal or anything. Ah well. It's the closest to a celebrity TNA can get right now I guess.

Meh. I always used to tape Nitro so I could skim the crap and watch Raw. Still watched both, for the majority of the time.

Hey...it'd get them some T.V time. *still likes Kidman* Plus, they've still got all those 'Sheriff' puns left over from Austin.

Man, that was heart-wrenching. Poor Darius. And to think...if the coin-toss went differently and Portugal went first, it's likely they would have missed the first one because of the penalty spot. Trouble is, once Becks took it, they couldn't change ends. If he's noticed before he took it...who knows. Oh well. I'm sure Postiga will get a 'welcome' return next season. *wink wink*.

Cheers to JD and Aecas. Hopefully those'll help me a touch.

And with that, you summed up my Thursday night. Only, without the Zenon parts obviously.

Robbed. Fucking robbed.

Oh god.

Penners. We've got to hold our nerves...somehow.