King Cucaracha

I hope it's not a work. I've seen way too many ROH works for my liking for it to be either effective, funny or anything other than a lame attempt to look 'smart'. It's stuff like the works and they 'we don't do sports entertainment' 5 minutes before they have Low Ki pretending to pop pills with Special K that puts me off ROH.

PitBull #2 is dead, I think #1 Gary Wolfe is still out there wrestling. Yeah, he works for 3PW doesn't he?

I hate that arguement. People didn't stop watching WCW just because of Jeff Jarrett wearing the gold. They stopped watching because the product was pure shit and the contenders were lackluster. It was the same with Diesel, but everyone is quick to forget that. It's the same with Eddie now. Then again, with Eddie, people actually use the excuse of the poor product because he's a great wrestler. Funny that.

Hey Paulie, why don't you try getting RVD a main event spot instead of bringing crackheads into SD. I dunno why I found that ironic, but I did. Surprised they're interested in Collyer, seeing as he's basically Malenko-lyte and they didn't do jack with Malenko himself. Same with Candido. 'Skip' anyone?

Well...a good percentage of us are from England. *da-doom-psh!* Thank you, I'm here all week.

Heenan and Schiavone's commentary on WCW Mayhem owns you all.

Back on topic: The PIE~! needs to allign himself with Captain Lou Albano, who tries to make the PIE~! talk. Everyone thinks he's crazy, but one week he brings the PIE~! out to the ring and tries to get it to talk. That's when the evil Mr Fuji comes out and says that Japan doesn't like pies, which gets him the evil foriegner heat. Fuji and Albano brawl until Fuji hits Albano with the cane and commits the mortal sin of pulling Albano's beard. Suddenly, the PIE~! speaks, calling Fuji a 'sunnavabitch' and leaps from his stand, hitting Fuji in the face to a pop...because we all know pie to the face=teh comedy. Then Michael Cole can be all like 'OMG, the PIE~! has feelings! It's a human being King! X-Pac did it!'. A Tazz can be all like 'I hate you'. Oh...and it must be referred to as the PIE~! at all times.

I'm uhmming and ahhing over getting 1 through 3. Season 4 is pretty much a certain though.

Meh. Cunt is used all the time by my friends, to the point that it's lost all vulgarity.

It'd be funny for HHH to do the fingerpoke, and Eugene just stand there and poke HHH back. Personally, I can see some sort of Eugene win maybe, but not a pinfall over Trips. I realise he's been very unselfish as far as losing goes in recent weeks (on T.V and the house show circuit), but even Kane didn't lose by pinfall to Eugene. It's too early for that, interference or not.

This could be either really good, or really bad. They're sworn enemies and both outside bets for the tournament, but Germany have had a really bad build-up and Ireland OWNED Holland in that friendly a week or so ago. I'm expecting really good, but who knows.

Convenient that I use my 2,000th post to say thanks for the well-wishes and the like. And to Supes for the new custom title. *tips hat*

Nice to see an influx of new guys. Welcome, and all. Oh, and *marks for Powerplay sighting*

... JOBBER! *runs away*

62: He wears cowboy boots. 63: THE HORNS~! 64: He was loyal to the WWE and didn't leave for the WCW when he had the chance to like everyone else. See also: Hardcore Holly. 65: Smackdown is short of heels. 66: It's all just a system. Bradshaw goes, Suzuki becomes the brunt of Smark hatred. Suzuki goes, Mordecai gets the hate. At least we have plenty of pre-existing Bradshaw material. "Suzuki hazes jobbers" just doesn't have the same ring to it.

Well...maybe. Mankind/Taker started on top of the cage to show how sadistic Mankind was. That was the smartest one, because there was no escaping the cage. Mankind/HHH breaking the cell was lame, but it was built around Foley saying he'd get out some way, some how and throw HHH off the cell. The 6-way was basically built around Taker throwing people off cells. If that's not reason enough, I don't know what is.

58: He has unlimited potential...

I was wrong about the boring bit though. Quite decent for a 0-0. The Swedes looked pretty good tonight...definately an outside bet for the semis, if not more. Bulgaria put up a decent fight at times but Larrson finished them off eventually. Pity he didn't take the penner. And Ljunberg actually scored an international goal! Wonders'll never cease.

'Frutie' Frankie Daredevil (?) Insane Luchador Sean Casey Brian Bowers Hybrid Tommy Nguyen

If only in real life...

Wow. Larsson's just scored two in a minute! That header was absolutely stunning!

Memo to David Pleat: Vieria plays for France. Vieri plays for Italy. Oh, and I just found this. Apparantly Vieria also said we fouled too much and cheated.

Randy Orton's my Cruiserweight Champ right now.

They used it about 3 or 4 times. Again, it was nothing big, but it was used.

God bless you Dace Night. Good luck with the Ironman Match buddy. It took me about as long as the Bad Blood HIAC to read it properly, let alone comment.