King Cucaracha

Parka...if Dids doesn't say yeah, I'm kinda contemplating coming back. Which has disaster written all over it, but meh. So if you want, Rodez is free for a match.

Well, yeah, female Cena fans with shrines devoted to him and those under the age of 7 I could understand maybe. AS...I actually used 'YCSM' a week or so ago to prove a point to a friend (Cena fan) that it doesn't work. Funnily enough, the stranger I used it on said 'Yes I can' and walked off...so you aren't the only one. Needless to say, it's getting to me now too.

Oh, believe me, I'm one step ahead of you. *grabs gun* Ok, I'm SO using that in a promo. And it seems I SO shouldn't have watched that Friends marathon...

The birth would sound like a cat coughing. Come on. Lita's voice isn't THAT bad.

Wow. I still own those. Not the Street Fighter one. Although I've probably got a bunch of them lying around somewhere too. That Stevie Ray figure sucks the meat missile, bigtime. Since when was Disco bigger than Stevie Ray? And when did he look exactly like Booker T?

People still buy this? Wow.

I don't see the point of the bears. How is having a TEDDY-BEAR supposed to appeal to people? Friend- Hey, what the hell's that bear about? You- Oh, that. That's my Cena bear. *grabs bear's arm and waves it across it's face* You- (high pitched voice) You Can't See Me! Friend- Uh...I'm gonna go now. *Friend runs off*

Hold up. I don't watch Heat nowadays. Who's this 'Stevie' we're all talking about? That guy who got beat up by Evolution? And, yes, face Victoria is getting tedious...but to her credit, she's putting a lot of effort into making it work. Obviously not effort as in 'dancing lessons', but effort nonetheless.

Screw that. She'll give birth at Summerslam! Matt vs Kane...and while they're trading right hands, Lita collapses because the baby's so unhappy the two guys are fighting. Then they go all Michaels/Martel and try to carry Lita to the back, and then Kane throws hot water over Matt and takes Lita to the trainer's room. Luckily the trainer knows how to deliver a baby, and Kane is by Lita's side. But in runs Matt and he brawls with Kane. Just as the baby is born, Kane Chokeslams Matt through Lita, the table and the baby. And then everyone's like 'Who's the father... AND THE BABY SITS UP!!! And then it's revealed that it's Russo kid, leading to a Bischoff-Russo match at Survivor Series for some reason.

I don't know if care is the right word. Since going from 'mark' to smark, my interest has gradually changed. I mean, back before getting on the internet, wrestling was pretty much my life and I'd watch pretty much anything. Now...I'm still a fan. But I kinda like different things. Since getting the internet, or more specifically joining the SWF, I'm always looking for little things that heels do, or how different people sell moves, or great lines in promos. I mean, I still 'enjoy' wrestling. Hell, I'll still watch pretty much anything...from Heat to Indy stuff to 1980's wrestling. It's more WHAT I care about that's changed rather than whever I care. I watch for enjoyment rather than to watch, if that makes sense. Oh, and the most recent U.S WWF/E PPV I've never seen is Ground Zero, so I'd say I'm still pretty loyal.

The thing is, D-X got him over to the levels of upper midcarder to the point where he was facing those guys night in and night out. Once that happened, his ego took over. Personally, I think Smackdown's in such a state that bringing in X-Pac couldn't do that much harm. He's capable of **ish matches with the right opponents, he's got somehwat of a name value, he can slot in to the upper-midcard heel range. RVD/X-Pac, Eddie/X-Pac and Rey/X-Pac would all be pretty decent matches. Nothing fantastic, but decent. Again...Smackdown is in such a state, people such as X-Pac, Sting and Konnan would give it some sort of a boost, despite not being ***** wrestlers and pretty old.

Sting/Jarrett had a couple of passable matches if I remember correctly. If I also remember correctly, his matches for the WWA weren't ** or over either.

EVERY televised (well, PPV) match he's had since WCW closed has been in the good-very good range (**-***). By saying "not watchable" you're pretty much saying he's been racking in -*+ matches. Working a super light schedule has made him more motivated I think. When you wrestle every day for 2 months, you're not going to put a great effort into everything because of wear and tear on the body. Styles/Sting vs Luger/Jarrett? I'd put that at under *, and that's being generous.

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Save for the Papa Shango bit, wasn't jobbing to Taker one of the reasons Lesnar quit and subsequently got blasted by the majority of the TWC.

Wait. So he went to bury the hatchet with Trips...and now he's possibly set for a comeback? Is the Torch really that desperate for stories nowadays?

Yes, this news has got me worried. Really worried. Velocity's lowest rating ever...just...terrible news. And the WWE Experience. Poor Todd and Ivory's talents are wasted damn it...wasted! Bold prediction- The WWE will be dead in 3 weeks. They just can't recover from such a heavy loss af... Ok, I'm out of sarcasm.

It shocks me that you'd think that. It really does.

I still remember the days of 10 vs 10 SS matches, with 5 TEAMS on each side. And by teams, that meant matching ring-gear (9 times out of 10), tag names, tag finishers and the lack of WACKY TAG PARTNERS WHO HATE EACH OTHER~ like nowadays. La Resistance is the only team on Raw that fits that bill. Tag Heaven it ain't.

You realise AS is gonna go into a fit when he sees that Eugene shirt. Oh...and I like the Tajiri shirt. Mis-interpretation of nature and all.

The SD6 could have somewhere between 'show-stealer' and 'great match' with almost every plausible combination. Plus, they had Taker and Lesnar doing the top line stuff, leaving them to concentrate on the wrestling. The 'Raw 10/12/whatever' combinations are a mixed bag. Some matches are fantastic, some are mediocre. Only difference is, in amongst those 10 are the Lesnar and Taker level guys, meaning they have more than just the wrestling to consider. Nothing'll beat the SD6 on work-rate, but the difference is, their shelf-life was more limited than the Raw 10, in terms of feud variety.

A worked revolt just sounds so lame. 'We are the Cruiserweights. Admire us. Fear us. Forget the fact that Rey got squashed by JBL three weeks ago and Chavo lost to Jacqueline.' What next...worked crowd riots to get heat on Bradshaw?

MAIN EVENT BEST-OF-FIVE SERIES, MATCH THREE OF FIVE HARDCORE MATCH "The Superior One" Tom Flesher (1) vs Dace Night (1) - Well, I went with Taamo on the normal stips...it's only fair I go with Dace on Hardcore. SINGLES MATCH ICTV Title Match Janus© vs Alan Clark - Bias aside, Janus nicks it. But I'm routing for Clark obviously. TRIPLE THREAT, TWO FALL MATCH USJL Title Bout Hardcore Title Bout Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix© vs Mike Van Siclen© vs "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins - Sounds like fun. G'luck to Hollywood Mike and Hollywood Spike. NO GRAVITY MATCH Crusierweight Title Bout Johnny Dangerous© vs Todd Cortez - Close call, but I'll go for the title change. Hell, we have to have at least ONE per show. TAG TEAM MATCH Insane Luchador & Austin Sly vs Crow & Ryan Dustin - Actually very hard to call. Crowdust steal it. SINGLES MATCH "The Notorious" John Duran vs Ace Lezaire - Duran Duran in another close match. SINGLES MATCH Edward James vs David Blazenwing - Again, close. Looks like no-shows may decide some matches. Anyway...Eddie J to win now he's found his 'fun' edge.

DOUBLE POST OF DOOM~! Might as well let Rando know I'm working on the promo, and if he was planned to do part of it to PM ASAP. Yeah. EDIT: Oh, and I've made a minimal but still interesting stats update, so Spike and MVS should check that out. I'll stop talking now.