King Cucaracha

Big Stevie Cool makes a one night return? Mark-out. Anyway...it's nice that they made the effort to do this. It's just a shame that means having to pretend the guys who have become glorified jobbers stand a chance of winning. Err...no. No it couldn't.

Spike...new musical stats are up.

SINGLES MATCH - FIRST OF FIVE Tom Flesher vs Dace Night This'll probably go all the way to a decider in the fifth...but Taamo has the edge in straight wrestling methinks. TAG TEAM TITLES #1 CONTENDERSHIPOVER THE TOP BATTLE ROYAL[ Alan Clark vs Coy West vs John Duran vs Todd Royal vs Austin Sly vs Jimmy “The Demon” Liston vs Tryst vs Insane Luchadore Considering Todd is most probably still having comp problems, which makes his booking mighty odd if that's so...I'll go with the Waywards in a co-write. CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE #1 CONTENDERSHIP Jacob Hemlsley vs Todd Cortez No-shows=wins for the other guy. I should know. HARDCORE MATCH Janus vs Crow Janus is teh h@rdk0r3~! USJL CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH Landon Maddix© vs “Hollywood” Spike Jenkins Let's hope I have a better week than the last... SINGLES MATCH Ace Lezaire vs Ryan Dustin I could see Ryan proving to be a big player, but I won't go for an upset without seeing any matches yet. SINGLES MATCH David Blazenwing vs Toxxic Well...it's not bias or anything...I can't remember reading a Blazenwing match personally. So I can't go against my man Toxxic.

Storm has ended just a matter of hours ago, and already the crowd have dispersed having seen one hell of a night. The crowning of new Tag Champions...and ANOTHER new World Champion...left the fans going home having got their money's worth. And now it's clean-up time for the poorly paid SWF ring crew, in preperation of the next show. But for one person, there's business to take care of. Backstage, quite a good percentage of the wrestlers have gone back to their hotel rooms, or bars, or the nearest strip club. Not Alexandor Zenon though. The SWF Commisioner is busy taking care of his usual post-show duties, sifting through the numerous complaints, title requests and other menial paperwork related jobs that have found their way to him. It's all part of the job for him. And it's not so bad...by now, nearly everybody's gone home. Which leaves him in peace for the first time in a good day or so. And sure, his hated rival is the SWF World Champion. But besides that, Zenon hasn't had that bad of a day. He hasn't had too many of the 'boys' hassling him for this and that. He hasn't had any long-winded arguements with anyone. He hasn't... "Hey, Zenon!" ...until now that is. Looking up from his paperwork to see his office door swinging wildly open, Zenon sighs knowing that this isn't a social call. Standing in the doorway is a particularly peeved Landon Maddix, who doesn't look to have showered since his match, and is still in his wrestling gear. Of course, Megan Skye is behind him, trying to hold all three of Maddix's title belts in a natural kind of way. "What the HELL was that!?!" screams Maddix at the top of his lungs, while pointing in the direction of ringside. "This..." "Woah, hold up Landon. Please." Zenon sighs. Landon is still seething, but manages to find enough composure to enter the room and sit down, as Zenon motions for him to do. Megan steps in too, shutting the door behind her as Zenon forces a smile their way. "What's the problem exactly." Zenon asks impatiently. "Let me see...where should I start?" Landon snaps back angrily, standing right back up. "This was supposed to be MY night! I go out there to address the fans, as the new USJL Champion. You know how pumped I was about tonight...it cost me $80 to get the dust off of those two belts ready for tonight Zenon. The way tonight went though, I'm considering asking you for a refund of that money! Tonight was my night in the sun. I finally have a championship. I'm a champion. And as such, I expect a little better treatment than I got tonight." Clearly bored already, Zenon sighs and starts to tap a pencil on the desk as he stares blankly at the USJL Triple Crown Champion. Eventually, Maddix notices it though, and casts an angry glare at the Commissioner. "Excuse me...am I boring you?" Zenon fakes a yawn. "Well, actually, yes...yes you are." Landon can hardly believe Zenon's responce, and in his shock sits back down in his seat, while Megan looks on dis-approvingly. "Listen kid..." Zenon sighs again. "I realise you're angry, and I realise WHY you're angry. But if you're here to complain to me, do you mind being a bit more...specific...about the problem. That way I can deal with it." "Just quit tapping the pencil, and put it to some use." snaps Maddix, clearly growing angry with the dis-respect he is recieving from Zenon. "First off, I want to know who the hell gave the order for the lights to go out during the middle of my victory speech." "You're asking the wrong guy. Incase you missed the sign on my door while you were trying to swing it off it's hinges, I'm the Commissioner of the SWF. What happens in the production truck isn't my problem." The tension in the room is rising, with both men leaning forward over the desk and glaring into the eyes of the other...it's no secret that neither of these two hotheads like each other. But Landon is smart enough to back down before they end up head to head, sitting back in his seat and throwing back his bedraggled hair. "Ok, fine." Maddix sneers. "I KNOW it was Clark though. "2 - 2". I'm not stupid. I know what the deal is. That's my next problem." "Alan..." "Yeah, Clark." interrupts the impatient Triple Crowner. "I challenged him right after Battleground to a fifth and deciding match. He hasn't answered me back. All he's given me are more mind games. Ignoring my challenge. Getting that message put up while I was in the ring. That...ridiculous book. I'm sick of it. And YOU can change that." "So, let me guess...you want a match with Clark." Now Landon sighs. "No, I want him to accept my challenge. He's not gonna be forced into anything...I want him to accept or decline the challenge, so I know if he's got the balls or not. So maybe you can give me a helping hand." Zenon looks a little confused, as he eases back into his chair, holding the end of the pencil between his teeth. "It's Clark's decision." Zenon concedes with a sigh. "I can't help you. Anything else...dare I ask." "What do you think? Jenkins." Maddix stands up again, and starts to pace across the room as Zenon is still lounged back in his chair. "Do you realise...do you even have the faintest idea what losing to Spike Jenkins feels like? I'm the USJL Triple Crown Champion. This was my night of celebration...my night. And what do I get? A celebration ceremony? A procession of floats and bags of rose petals dropped from the roof? The slightest bit of respect from anyone? No. I get CHOKED OUT! Choked...out. The result shouldn't even stand Zenon, and you damn well know it. It was an illegal choke..." "Kind of like the one you used against Coy to win those belts..." Comet cooly interrupts, causing Landon to snap his head back around to the Interim Commissioner. "Please, don't interrupt. I got choked out. And now, I have to live with the fact that Spike Jenkins beat...fluked a win out over me. That'll be a blot on my record for my entire career. My entire life. I'll never be able to run for President with that hanging over my head. Heck, I'll probably never get a date again with that hanging over my head!" Zenon coughs, catching Maddix's attention. "Is...is this going anywhere? It's just, I intend on sleeping tonight. And I was planning on doing it tonight." "Very funny." Landon sneers. "Yes, this is going somewhere. I want something done about this Zenon. You can't do anything about the video message or the challenge to Clark. So do something about this. Overturn the result. Wipe the match from the records. Gi..." "Book you in a re-match on Lockdown." Zenon interrupts, with a hint of a smile. "Only...with the belt on the line. After all, if it was a fluke as you say it was, you'll have no problem this time. I'll even make sure the referee is strict on choke holds if you want. Of course, that means you can't defend the titles in the same way that you won them..." "FINE!" Maddix yells, cutting Zenon off, much to his surprise. "You know what...do what the hell you want Zenon. Just remind me never to come to you for help again." Angrily Landon turns around and begins to storm out of the room...stopping momentarily, and grabbing Megan by the wrist before carrying on on his way. That just leaves Zenon on his lonesome in the office, still lounged back in his seat without the remotest care to the confrontation he's just had. Sitting up, Zenon scribbles something down, before tossing the pencil onto the desk and lounging back, with another sigh. "...Kids..."

So...does this mean Todd's back from his computer problems? Oh, and Spike...expect a music change from me. Whever it's in the next few minutes or early tommorow depends on me thinking of a suitable theme.

Wow...I get props, despite no-showing. Anyway...besides that, some MAJOR props go Kibs' way. It's obvious even to a relative newb like myself that you've been through some serious time here, and made a big impact in that time here. As such, it's cool to see you reach the top of the summit. Not least with such a great match. So, congrats. Same too to Zacktez and MVS for writing a very enjoyable match, even with the result already certain if I'm right in thinking. On a personal note...thanks to Spike for writing and saving my ass. Especially for the choke-out finish. Expect much promoage on that subject...

And...I'm officially calling it a night with a no-show. Not the best of starts to my title reign, I know. But on the plus side, I got my Maths coursework done which means I stand a chance of NOT failing all my AS exams. Oh...and I've got a promo done.

Call me stupid, but surely that'd be the least of the guy's worries. Other than that...all I can say is ye-ouch.

Lose the ability to orgasm. Surely that way you'd be able to last forever? Oh, and Pass the Bizkit. When you die, would you rather have time go back to when you were the age of 10, with all knowledge of the world and stuff intact to relive your life...or be re-born as someone else, and live a totally new life from birth as normal.

christ on a cracker, can Gearhead start just ONE thread without hearing shit from you? do you really have nothing better to do? When he starts threads about shit that's being discussed in another thread on the first page or two, and when it's stupid shit we see all the time, yes, he should be hearing shit. If I started a thread on "HHH buries people", I'd expect the same shit because it's annoying after so many times. And, I quote... I seriously don't get the problem.

Err...this is the first I can remember seeing for months without the usual 'Taker is old, he doesn't put people over' arguements that we're all tired of seeing. Then again, I don't post nearly as much as you, so you'd probably know. On topic...if Hogan's still going, Taker's got a good few years in him yet. Even if it's just rare appearances at WManias and Japanese supercards towards the end.

I never understood this logic. It's not like any of the boycott's or stuff like that have ever worked. Personally, I watch if I want to watch, and don't if I don't. Proving a point to 'Vinnie' doesn't really top my list of priorities on 'what to watch on T.V'. I don't boycott The Simpsons to make Matt Groening write better scripts. I don't watch because I don't want to. Same for any program. Wrestling's no different to me. Seems pretty simple to me. Then again, I don't buy into the 'if you watch, then you're supporting the crap product' stuff that sometimes gets thrown around in amongst the 'crisis' discussions.

I can't be the only one who finds the Cena army shirt to be incredibly tacky. I understand the joke and everything...it just looks...tacky. The only thing remotely interesting me is the old Taker hat. And the Cena visor, strictly for shows only.

I can see this being mediocre, at best. Seeing as we get it for free over here though I'll still watch. Or at least tape it, so I can fast forward the particularly offensive parts.

Ok, I'm now starting my match. And my promo. ...and I'm totally knackered, so I'm half considering a G0R0 run-in double disqualification stoppage.

Cool, I'm actually on one of these. Good timing. Little note...you missed a (2) after Danny's name for his current reign. Other than that, thanks.

So, a Diamond formation would mean Lampard, Gerrard, Beckham and Scholes presumably. It could work I suppose. At least they provide the opportunities for goals if Rooney and Owen are mis-firing.

Nah. Even without the gimmick, I can't see Dinsmore as World Champion for at least another 5 years. And that's best case scenario. IC Title would be a possibility in a year or so, once the whole 'he can wrestle' side of him really kicks in'.

MAIN EVENT SINGLES MATCH WORLD TITLE BOUT "Deathwish" Danny Williams© vs Nathaniel Kibagami Personally, I want the title to stay with Danny for a while for some stability. But even without that, I can't see Danny losing anytime soon. Too damn good. CAGE MATCH Stryke vs Dace Night I'm'a go with the upset win, as I enjoyed Stryke's last Cage match. And I wanted to use I'm'a. TAG TEAM MATCH TAG TEAM TITLE BOUT Janus & Aecas© vs Hollywood Boulevard Well, I doubt Janus and Aecas will keep the belts. I still think Cortez and MVS's match will win though. SINGLES MATCH NON-TITLE Landon Maddix© vs "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins Well, I haven't started yet. So who knows? TRIPLE THREAT CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE BOUT Johnny Dangerous© vs Austin Sly vs Alan Clark As the #1 ClarkMark, or Clmark, I predict an Alan win. HARDCORE MATCH Crow vs Insane Luchadore Close one. Crow on a hunch though.

A couple of pages. But I'm totally clueless to the entire working, so to be honest it's not worth the time trying to understand. So I've basically given up. I haven't understood it for months. I'm not going to in the hour I have left on the computer. It's not the end of the world I guess.

Heyman and JR from Rebellion 2001, during a DDP/Big Show match. JR: Boy, I'd hate to take a long car-ride with that guy (DDP) Heyman: Oh, I have. He's a hoot. He's even helping me get over my sarcasm. JR: Well it's not working. Heyman: It's NOT!?! I am so SHOCKED!!!

Someone should buy this in preperation for Dames' next birthday and make him review it. Hilarity will then ensue.

Wow. That's horrible news. I've always been kind of a fan of his, and from the stuff you hear of him and see of him, he seems to be a genuine nice guy, which is sadly a rare thing in this business. So it's saddening to hear this...and of course, I wish him all the best and a speedy recovery.

Woah...easy now. No need to hurt the guy's feelings. Sheesh. Next you'll be insulting his hair.

Well, I SHOULD have three. But I have coursework due in tommorow final chance, and I haven't finished it, and have no chance of doing so. To be honest I'm bricking it thinking about what's gonna happen about it. Not to mention being destined to fail my Computing (hard as hell), and my only realistic chance of passing being English.