King Cucaracha

Didn't he hit an axehandle on Trips in Greenville too? And I'm not too surprised about the Triple H comment, but I certainly would say he's looking for a push by saying it. He probably does believe that.

I think the problem with that is, the product gives us reason to be negative. That and the fact the negatives create more debate. An Orton-hate thread will get more pages than a pro-Benjamin thread, and the latter is more likely to drag off-topic and to the negative side.

I'm still more shocked he joined in the first place. He's not a dumb person, so he MUST have known the chances of impressing Vince were slim. I guess the thought or working at MSG and Mania clouded his judgement a bit.

*falls into coma from shock* About time too. Should be a boost for Toryumon to have him back anyway, which I presume will happen.

Congrats to those that one...especially Cortez (*cough*Zack*cough*) and MVS on your tag win. Alan...don't sweat losing to Johnny. After all, he's been around longer than you and I probably put together. And he's good and stuff. Yadda, yadda... Johnny, I'll be expecting a shot after the PPV some time. That's all I'll say. Oh, and, yeah, I won with my edited match of doom...so it's all good.

*reads word limit and cries* That's, what, 2,350 words each. That should cover the entrances...

If he'll never be taken seriously as Nunzio, how is he supposed to be taken seriously as Little Guido, which sounds dumber. Then again, Nunzio's a comedy wrestler. Still, Nunzio sounds cooler than Little Guido or James Maritato

16...17 in a couple of months. Sheesh I'm a young'un around here.

"You have a killer body, but the hair dye has got to go." Yeah, I'm a shoe in to win...

W00t~! I've somehow trimmed down to 3,900 words! *bows to Edwin*

A dead GM. That should be interesting. Booker: Yo, Angle, I want a title shot at Judgement Day. *Angle lays motionless on a couch* Booker: What's dat'...you say yeah...I can Dig That...SUCKAAAAAAA!!! *Angle lays motionless on couch* Rinse-repeat with everyone on the Smackdown roster, leading to the first ever 40 way dance. Smell those ratings~!

Pepe! How the hell could I forget Pepe? And Lucy...meh, broken leg, death...same difference.

Possibly he is, since Dinsmore's stupid enough to think a retarded character will get him far in WWE. How many years did he spend in OVW before the gimmick? How many appearances has he made since? I'd say it's a shrewd move.

I guess Kurt Angle joins Al Wilson, Pepper and Lucy in that big 'fake death place in the sky.' Great. What's that address you send complaints to, because if this is real, we're gonna have to bombard it.

Like early 90's WCW was such a HOT TICKET~~~~!! Early 90's. You mean...the same sort of time Flair left the WCW (mid 91). The same sort of time the WWF was the major draw? *cough*Ronnie Garvin*cough* Hell, the guy faced JYD, Bobby Eaton and Butch Reed on Clash Of The Champions shows if they count.

$5 for a Diesel shirt? I'd buy, if only for pointless nostalgia. Hell, $5 is only like £1 nowadays. with the exchange rate.

1 Eddy Guerrero 5 Ultimo Dragon 3 Rey Misterio Jr. 2 CM Punk 1 AJ Styles 5 Tajiri 3 Shawn Michaels 2 Kurt Angle 1 Shelton Benjamin 4 American Dragon It's not even freaking close. 3 Chavo Guerrero Jr. 2 Brock Lesnar 1 Chris Jericho 4 Jamie Noble 3 Paul London 2 Christopher Daniels

*Kisses English flag* I'll be getting it, to see if the Bradshaw match really is a train wreck.

That's because a) The WWE isn't, and never has been all about wrestling. When that becomes the case, I'll hate Dupree. But it ain't gonna happen. And b) If we want to watch good wrestling, we have the Benoits and Eddies. Again, until the WWE becomes all about wrestling, it's not really a problem to me. You could use that all you want. Some people might say Benoit is a "lesser Dynamite Kid". Or Owen was a "lesser Bret". Christian is a "lesser Edge". People still enjoy/enjoyed watching those three though, so it really isn't a valid arguement. It's like the saying goes... "No matter how good you are, there's always someone better than you."

Sheesh, what's everyone's problem. Dumb gimmick + dumb looking dog + guy who can hardly talk English = one of the more entertaining things on Smackdown. It's light relief. It's not like we're saying we think he's wrestler of the year, or even saying we think his wrestling style isn't bland. It is. But he has a stupid gimmick which people can laugh at...which is a reaction, something which most of the Smackdown shows aren't getting from most smarks now except 'wow, crap show'. No different from laughing at Funaki's skit. We're not laughing at Funaki because he put on solid to great matches in Michinoku Pro a few years ago. We're laughing because it's a stupid gimmick, which isn't supposed to be taken so seriously.

Ah, but did it win? Oh, and *edits match ruthlessly, held at gunpoint by Edwin*... Damn, I'm a shoe-in to win now.

Ok, you know the deal. I give you a choice of matches, you choose which one you want reviewed, and I review it. If it sounds familiar, that's because it is. I was preparing to steal CM Funk's idea anyway...hopefully this won't clash with Real F'N Show's one... ...which, I of course, I think you should read in conjuction with this one ... ...anywho, onto the matches. "Lesser Known Six Man Tag Team Matches" Your Choices: 1) The Hart Foundation and 'Hacksaw' Jim Duggan vs. The Fabulous Rougeau Brothers and Dino Bravo, 2 out of 3 Falls Match (WWF Royal Rumble 1989) or 2) The F.B.I (Tracy Smothers, Tommy Rich and Little Guido) vs. Tommy Dreamer, Balls Mahoney and Axl Rotten (ECW House Party 1998)

*sigh* Dupree entertains me, and obviously most of the people who posted in the thread. That's all I care about.

I wasn't critiquing Tajiri's in-ring work. Far from it. And yes, Funaki hasn't had the chance to work awesome matches. They were only examples. I could have picked many people to fit LOTC's description of worthless. Many of them, like Funaki, Tajiri and...I don't know, Molly and Rico, are popular. My point is that must be some sort of worth. But, yeah. I realise the point is Dupree isn't about workrate or great matches, which is why he's 'worthless'...so I'll shut up

Irregardless, he still gets reactions from it. And, yes, that shirt would own. Especially with a big picture of a sweaty, beetroot red Flair waiting to throw a chair at someone on the front.