King Cucaracha

Shave off the word limit? I have enough trouble staying under 5/6 K as it is, due to my ability to ramble endlessly! I think making sure people always have thigns to do is key. If people don't have feuds, it should be encouraged towards them that they engage in feuds. Take me and Rando. We're starting a feud in the hope it'll boost our careers. But we might just get as far by straying around and waiting for title shots. That's an important point. Personal opinion...the titles don't mean enough, because there's too many of them still. 5 singles titles for a roster our size is one too many...that's just my opinion, but there needs to be something to make titles seem 'special' for everyone. Even the guys who've won all the titles before, and for the people who've been here for the past few years. But the main point is we've got to keep having fun with the fed, without going too over the top. Coy's match on the last show was off the wall...but fun, and readable. But without meaning anyone any offense the wacky stips are not that good of an idea most of the time. The MXC Match...well, I'd have no showed it. I'm usually decent at these oddball matches. Stilts Match. Mouse Trap Match. Pie Match. But as long as we can have fun but make things realistic at the same time, matches like that aren't really needed. I'm rambling. My point is this is a competitive fed, so we need there to be rewards...we need to have fun, without going into the realms of fantasy...we need to have more people promoing and feuding...and we need...financial...rewards. Two VERY key words.

If that won't sell those tickets, nothing will... Cheers Z.

Batista has improved a lot recently. Just...you know...saying. And this threads just goes to show defending HHH is pointless. So he dropped the belt cleanly to Benoit...he MUST be looking to make Eddie his bitch. Right? I'll believe it when I see it. 'Till then, it's just more anti-HHH feuled speculation.

Also, I'll be doing my own special concert on the show. Landon...LIVE!...unless anyone has a snazzier title. Who knows, I may have a title by then... Rando...if there's anything you want done for it, then just PM me.

Seemed a pretty odd-draft, with only 6 picks. Sure as hell over-hyped. Oh well. Benjamin should be being pushed after what happened on the SD lottery, Rhyno and Tajiri'll help out Raw's midcard I guess, EDGE is back which is great...so much for the Edge/HHH feud, and Nidia...well, who cares? HHH on Smackdown is slightly worrying, RVD on Smackdown is ont he other hand promising, Dupree looks in line for a little push himself, Jindrak'll probably team up with someone...O'Haire again maybe, hopefully Teddy drops the racist gimmick and finds a decent wrestler to manage...and Spike finds someone new to bump for. So...now Trips is gone, how long before Flair and Orton argue over who's the leader, and Orton turns on Flair?

It was sold as a way to shake up the brands. It did nothing of that nature. We saw a bunch of mid-carders and unproven talent move. That doesn't shake anything up. It's just stupid. Edge, HHH and RVD are far from those descriptions. Plus Shelton and Dupree have been given the chance for a push. I agree it was odd only having 6 men from each brand move, but the people that did move seem to have been moved correctly. Except Long...who is there to manage now?

I wouldn't say that. I doubt he was going to be totally bitched out by Taker. Even if he lost a PPV match (which even then I'm not sure about because of how abdly SD needed heels) then you really don't look bad. It's certainly nowhere near as bad as being afraid of Hardcore Holly. Depends. Say Lesnar beat GBerg, and then lsot to Taker. The momentum he got from beating Goldberg would pretty much be taken away. If Lesnar still lost to GBerg, stayed, and lost to Taker, it certainly wouldn't help him. And, yes, it doesn't get much than being afraid of Hardcore Holly. Hell, even Pete Gas wasn't afraid of Hardcore Holly.

Storm's had some solid matches in FWA. dynamite...Fleisch had to retire early this year I think. Can't remember what it was, but he had an injury which kept screwing him up to the point he couldn't continue on. May have been his arm or hand, but don't hold me to that. If they've got the money, they MUST bring Burchill and Williams over for this. Pretty much the two biggest European guys around. Plus I guess they could use Tony Mamaluke and say he's Italian.

Lol. Maths, English (Lit) and Computing. That last one is a bitch.

Well, I guess the Sliced Bread #2 is too similar to the 'Asai DDT' and for that matter the 'Dudley Dog' for anyone to pick that one up freely. I would ask who gets Kanyon's finisher...but to be honest, I doubt he has one anymore.

If Silver Vision didn't take 3 or 4 months to bring out a DVD, I wouldn't bother ordering. The fact the UK now has to pay is fair I guess...but say goodbye to most of the remaining market over here, because most people I know are bored with the shows anyway. Putting a price tag on isn't going to help. Still...good news for the Wrestling Channel if they get some decent advertising.

To be fair I've just read a thread with BBCW, Prototype and that -iB- guy being 'funny', so I can sympathise. But, yeah... *slaps whoever's next to be slapped*

Rosey's talentless? I can see your point, because he's a hoss, so he must automatically suck. Nevermind that he's relatively over for his card position, and that he's one of the better 'actors' in the company, and that he's improved in the ring, and that his character has potential. Nevermind all that. He's fat. He must suck. Rosey's being pushed? Since when?

Or for that matter music, most of the time.

If House Shows are so bad, why do attendance levels continue to rise? And we all know England fans. They'll eat anything you feed them. For example (pulls out copy of UK Rampage 93) the main event is LUGER v. DUGGAN! And the crowd loved it! Were these shows even on T.V., or the random UK PPV WWE does every year a) That was 1993. I'm sure you Yanks had a house show with Luger/Duggan and a hot crowd at some point. 'As for eating anything we're fed'...you obviously havn't seen a UK show for a good few years, so we'll just ignore your point. b) It's ENGLISH fans, not England fans. c) English fans can't be all that bad, considering there's another tour coming up in May. And I find it funny that business is supposedly down because Kidman wins matches with roll-ups. I think that's the least of the problems.

Thoth. Although I'd mark the fuck out if Hearford was back. 'Specially with Flesher-lly.

Bitching about being squashed is now a bad thing? I don't mean SQUASH SQUASH. Remember IYH 5 vs. Diesel? He got destroyed in 4:00, but kept all of his heat. I guess that was magic. No offense, but Owen didn't have all that much heat. Just because he's dead doesn't mean we have to turn him into a heat machine. -=Mike So you're saying three weeks removed from (kayfabe wise) knocking HBK out of wrestling and gloating about it (HBK is #1 face) on TV, only to have his ass royally kicked by Diesel (HBKs best friend) and Owen DIDN'T HAVE HEAT? HA! It's totally different. Owen's character was a cowardly heel who people wanted to see lose every single match. Brock's character is a monster heel who suddenly becomes a coward for no good reason, and who people don't really mind about when it comes to win/loss records, because kayfabe had been blown apart by then. A loss wouldn't damage Owen in the same way it would Brock.

Well, to be honest, I've got two lessons all day, so it's not much of a scive. But if any markers ask, I'm taking major time out which should get me plus points Still...like Todd said, it's not like we're going to win anyway. And writing through A Levels is going to screw me up too probably, but then again I'm sure not to pass any of them so I'm past caring now. Wow...when did I become such a pesimist?

Foley stayed on the apron. So The Hollys had to beat The Rock two on one to win the belts. That about says it all for where Holly should be.

I'd agree on The Millenium Stadium, because it's awesome, but a) The weather in March is so unpredictable. I realise it has a retractable roof, but still. b) A Wrestlemania in the UK. Doubtful. Especially Wales. Nah, but seriously, most of Vince's fanbase wouldn't make the trip to Wales. c) The transport in Britain sucks. I could see the McMahon stadium being used for irony's sake.

I must have misread that. It seems like you are saying that Holly deserved that push. No, I don't think Holly deserved that push in any form at all. He should be jobbed out in my opinion, but my point was that, if you stick around long enough, you'll get back to some point where you are needed again, if you're saying that he wasn't needed. Either way, it's still a lame thing to do. If they let Taker do what Taker *supposedly* wanted to do, he might not have had the opportunity to come back later. What was he going to? Was he going to get buried alive? Crucified? Put in a casket? He'd have to act like Taker's bitch through the feud. Did you not see Smackdown...you had the World Champion Eddie Guerrero cowering from the Taker and the guy with the on-off mega push Rey Mysterio backing off. I'm not saying they SHOULDN'T back off from Taker. I'm saying they shouldn't be put in that position if they're being pushed. Brock feuds with Taker. Brock's afraid of Taker. Brock's character and look don't suit being scared. And after having to run from Holly for months, that'd be the final nail in Lesnar's credibility. Hell, Lesnar's finisher would have been destroyed in the process no doubt, because no doubt Taker'd sit up from the F-5. Once your finisher is downplayed, nobody reacts to it as well as when it's feared. Case in point...the Angle Lock. People escape 90% of the time from it now, and it shows from crowd reactions when Angle locks it on. On a side note...wasn't one of the original plans for Souled Out (I think Russo's, not certain) to have Tank Abbott in the main event?

I doubt Coach'll get on an announce team. Who'd do Raw backstage interviews and get beaten up weekly? JR/Tazz and Lawler/Cole is the likely outcome...which may not be a good thing. Tazz and JR didn't have much chemistry during the Rumble match. And King/Cole...well, that just doesn't sound fun at all.

Heyman owns Scotland. Great stuff. And Fit Finlay wrestling would have been a mark-out...even if he's supposed to be from Ireland. And...an FWA show on Friday? Damn, I realy need to pay more attention if I want to get tickets for one of those shows.

Relax. Rush jobs are my speciality. Or, were. Hell, about three quarters of my JL matches were rush jobs. Just finish it up and leave the rest to me...I can scive a day off of school if need be.

Speak up WC...I can't hear you past that glass ceiling you're standing on.