King Cucaracha

8,282...45 minutes to go, and this heel vs heel thing is not a good way to get me used to Riley and Cyclone.

Hold up...I get my ass kicked, and in front of a hot woman no less... ...and Helmsley gets a HUG!?! I feel so used.

2 and a half hours left before I call it a night (I think the flu germs are regrouping...those bastards) and I'm on 6,730 words. It's looking a decent match, but whever it'll be long enough in the end is doubtful.

who cooked Al Snow's dog PEPPER and served it to him, which earned my life-long respect

So...what were you guys saying about Batista again? Shows what jumping to conclusions get you I suppose. Anyway, who actually reported that?

I'm screwed!

I'm not going to get bogged down in this because I'm more of an Orton 'fan' than 95% of the board, and I don't want to have the same conversation I've had many times before on Orton. But to Ghetto...I remember the last A-Train 'promo', and he actually has a good promoing voice. Angry, but not Harley Race over the top angry...I still can't get into his promos...and he doesn't trip over his words like Orton. It's understandable considering who he's talking to/against. I'd be nervous and trip over words if I was on live TV talking to Ric Falir for Christ sake. But Orton could be a lot better in his promos with some voice coaching and acting lessons and stuff.

1,581 and the bell has just rung to start the match. God, I'm gonna get destroyed.

Yeah, I'm waiting for their next show to try and get me some tickets. Getting tickets to American shows is a no go for me so far...unless someone buys them for me. That was hint number two btw.

Wasn't the RVD/Sabu Stretcher Match on The Doctor Is In? And I have an ECW TV DDV with some of Hostile City Showdown 95 on it. That Eddie/Malenko was just so fuckin' good. Plus the Sandman angle they started that night (Sandman isn't a wrestler, he doesn't deserve the wrestling title) is one of my ECW faves.

who was in the first ever HELL IN A CELL MATCH

Damn, ROH needs to have a show in England. Or someone needs to buy me a plane ticket on an airline which isn't grounded, and tickets to the show...and book me a hotel. Either way...

Man, if you're part of the 'intelligent non-anti-smarks', I'm glad people see me as an anti-smark. Nah, people see you as a nitwit. A nitwit? Jeez, since when did this board run on 1920's language? Or is nitwit part of that damn 'rap language' that makes no sense. I mean, in some circles, 'anything' can mean 'nothing'. If nitwit is like the new rap equivalant of bitch, then fine. If not...then you need some new insults... you nincompoop. JMA...glad you cleared all that up. I realise there are some people like that, and why they get flack. It's just when people who have different opinions get shit over it and get called an anti-smark by certain people. I'll bring that up next time I'm called an anti-smark. Or a nitwit. Ghetto...I think JMA means that once you are a smark, you can't just forget everything about being a smark. Like, it's VERY hard to suddenly become a blind mark again to everything, like we all probably were as kids. Hell I used to cheer Virgil back then. I used to think he was a great wrestler...in a markish way. I doubt anyone on here could just forget their smarkishness and cheer someone like Hardcore Holly as you would have done if he were around in say 1990.

First Elimination: Manson Winner: HVT Pinfall Scored On: Grappler Final Three: Grappler, HVT, Alan Clark Final Word Count: 24500 # of No Shows: Six

Wah wah wah! Jeez, what a crybaby... Nice stuff man. As ever from you. Not only does it give a recap of your SJL stuff, but it puts it across with emotion which is always valuable for a face who just got his ass beat by me. G'luck in the CF if I haven't said it yet. I still think you were unlucky to lose that double title match, but you should do well in the CF.

I take it from your sig you're obviously too biased to give a fair opinion, so I'll forgive you. But 'always looses his smile?' Firstly, it's loses...but that's a minor complaint. The major one being it was, after all, just one speech. But, hey...you obviously hate HBK, so don't let facts get in your way.

*Re-watches Armageddon 02* Oh look, of course he can. And that was with a fucked up leg(well, more-so than usual). You mean the most boring piece of crap match that drew like a .50 buyrate? It was **1/2 at best. Was it a horrible match? Yes. Did HHH climb the ladder? Yes. I didn't say anything about the match quality. The statement was HHH can't climb a ladder. I pointed out that he can. It had nothing to do with the match quality. So why exactly did you bring up the match quality?

Well, I'm on 80 production and 50 risk... ...if WGN doesn't work, I'll try one of those. Cheers for the advice anyway.

I think he could manage a Ladder Match...after all, his back is completly healed now. And he's not had an injury since coming back if I recall correctly. As for Trips...he had an actual injury at Armageddon 02. He had his leg taped up, he was limping around the ring. He wasn't limping at the Rumble. That to me would man Trips is in better wrestling condition than he was then. Wrestling shape...that's doubtful, yeah. But it's porbably easier to climb a ladder with weak legs than an injured one.

Like I said in the other thread... He's in better physical condition than at Armageddon 02 when he could climb a ladder...with an existing injury. And if you read the thread, it's saying about Benoit v HBK v HHH. Since when has HBK been a 'lump', and since when did he need carrying by Chris Benoit? Look, it was just an example to prove a lot of 'smarks' can be as bad as a lot of 'anti-smarks'. And note the apostrophes, because I'm not wanting to generalise people.

Not to be pissy, but if we're keeping score...this was typed up by a 'smark'. Pot, this is the kettle...calling you black...

*Re-watches Armageddon 02* Oh look, of course he can. And that was with a fucked up leg(well, more-so than usual).

Wishing death seems more like an intense way of making friends around here. It's not really much more intelligent than 'Nash sux he shud die doodz!1!!1!...oh, he torse his quad lolzolz'. I mean, I can understand people joking around. Hell, it's NASH. And it obviously wasn't serious. But still, wishing death on someone just seems like you're taking it too far to try and impress everyone.

If you find someone who's actually said that, then hey, people might have taken that post seriously. But, of course, you had to go over the top and make yourself look stupid. The majority of so called 'anti-smarks' probably think HHH has been medicore to pure crap for the majority of the year, and the last.