King Cucaracha

Oh, I'm fine with it not being Unification Tom. I heard Raynor was AWOL (although he's down as marking two matches, so I guess not) and assumed you hadn't known about he plans at all.

I guess I didn't cause the hold-up solely. Well, whatever, "You break the laws You hustle, you deal, you steal from us all Come on come on, lovin' for the money Come on come on, listen to the Money talk Come on come on, lovin' for the money Come on come on, listen to the Money talk Money talks" "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" We return to School's Out and 'business' has picked up (see what I did there?) as "Money Talks" by AC/DC rings out through the Toyota Center. Not laughing like he usually loves to, Theodore Moneymaker walks through the entrance way with a scowl on his face as he looks out at the Houston crowd. Moneymaker just shakes his head sadly at the lack of class. Hey, that's Texas for ya. Before making his walk to the ring though, Moneymaker turns back to the curtains. And the scowl certainly softens a little as not Mackenzie DeCenzo but JADE RODEZ walks through the entrance! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" BUFFER The following contest is scheduled for one fall! On the way to the ring, being accompanied by JADE RODEZ! He represents as the CEO, The Enterprise... from Vero Beach, California. He weighs in tonight at two hundred and thirty seven pounds... here is "THE BILLION DOLLAR HEIR"... TTHHHHHHEEEEEEEOOOOOODDOOOOOORRRREEEE... MMMOOOOOOOOONNEEEEEEYYYYYYMMMAAAKKEEEEERRRRR!!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE Well, this is certainly a turn-up for the books. Jade Rodez, who we haven't seen in a few weeks and lo and behold, finds her first duty for The Enterprise is to 'manage' Mr. Moneymaker against her own brother. Moneymaker steps aside to allow Jade to climb up the ring steps ahead of him, showing he's a real gentlemen. Certainly not dressed for the occassion, the tracksuit clad Jade opens up the ring ropes for Moneymaker who steps in, making the "money fingers" to the fans on one side of the ring. Up go the boos as Teddy taunts another section of the crowd with his wealth. COLE Okay, let's take it backstage where Maria is standing by. *STAR-WIPE~!* Back to Interview Central we go, to be greeted by the lovely smiling face of everyone's favourite interview personality, Maria. Besides her, Leon Rodez is looking off-screen, presumably at a monitor as his hands rest on his hips. MARIA Uh, Leon... you've got a match up next, how are you feeling? Leon barely looks up. LEON (deep breath) Just when you thought someone couldn't stoop any lower. Just when you think things couldn't get any worse, this gets pulled on me. (looks up) You know what 'Teddy', I've gone through everybody you've put in my way. You're entire damned 'Enterprise', I've gone through the lot. CPA. Wright. Ned and Simon. All to get to tonight, all to get you one on one, backed into a corner to the point where you couldn't get out of this! That should tell you how fired up I'm feeling right about now. And to drag my sister out to the ring and have her stand there... yeah, good idea Teddy. I'll admit, it's thrown me off the gameplan a little. Leon smiles to himself. LEON See, the bad news for you is, the gameplan was to go out and just out-wrestle you. You know, like my plan always is. But now? Well, now, your ass is mine! And with that Leon storms off, Maria looking shocked at the use of profanity... *STAR-WIPE 2!* ...as we cut back to the arena. It seems Moneymaker hasn't seen any of the interview as "Money Talks" continues to play, removing his smoking jacket and pull-away pants in the corner. .:CUE: "Rock The Casbah", Trust Company:. "YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" The Houston crowd erupt, which doesn't seem to be of much concern to Moneymaker. What is of concern though is Leon Rodez, coming out of the traps at full speed and SPRINTING down the aisle! Jade wisely heads for higher ground, Theodore turning around just as Leon slides in. And his attempt to jump him before the bell comes a little too late as Leon pops to his feet and begins to unload with right hands!! "YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE Let the battle commence!! *DINGDINGDING!* With the fans going wild Moneymaker is backed up into a corner with the right hands. Which doesn't stop Leon, continue to wail away with wild right after wild right. Moneymaker puts up his hands to try and guard his ruggedly handsome face, probably wondering why referee Mike Chioda is taking so long to get Leon off of him. To be fair, he's trying. But Leon just kinda shrugs him off and opens Moneymaker up... *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!" ...for a knifedge chop! *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!" ...a second! *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!" ...third! *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!" ...fourth! *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!" ...FIFTH! COACH ENOUGH ALREADY!! With Moneymaker virtually unable to defend himself Rodez changes it up, beginning to stomp a mudhole in the Billion Dollar Heir's chest and walk it dry bah gawd~! Chioda continues to try and get some order and finally Leon seems to be listening as he shows enough restraint to prevent a disqualification being called. The restraint lasts just long enough for Moneymaker to straighten up in the corner, ready for another kick and a wringing of the arm. Out of the corner goes Teddy, coast to coast with an irish whip. Moneymaker hits the opposite turnbuckles and comes staggering out, right into a BAAAACK bodydrop from Rodez!! RODEZ GET UP YOU SON OF A BITCH!! "RRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE We have NEVER seen Leon Rodez this fired up! The usual calm, composed, fun-loving Silky Smooth One is beating the hide off of The Billion Dollar Heir and this crowd are lapping it up! As Teddy clambers back up he tries to beg off, even going so far as to remind Leon of his wealth in an attempt to bribe his opponent into some mercy! Nothing doing though as Moneymaker retreats right back into the corner. Pinning Moneymaker in, Leon climbs the middle rope, grabbing hold of Teddy's well groomed locks and pulling his head back... "ONE!" "TWO!" "THREE!" "FOUR!" "FIVE!" "SIX!" "SEVEN!" "EIGHT!" "NINE!" "TEN!" "YYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Leon really savours the tenth punch, ignoring yet more warnings from Chioda to get out of the corner. All in due course as he climbs back down, sending Moneymaker across the ring again with an irish whip. Moneymaker hits the turnbuckles and nestles in the corner this time, looking completely drained already. However, he's given a bit of a breather, as Leon has stopped, locking eyes with his sister on the outside of the ring. Understandably distracted, Leon looks at the cold stare on his sister's face for a few seconds, before re-directing his attention to Moneymaker and charging... ...right into a money green boot to the face!! "OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" COACH There we go Teddy, that's more like it. COLE We just saw right there exactly why Jade Rodez is out here tonight. Leon, completely distracted there, long enough to buy Moneymaker the seconds he needed to ready that boot. As Rodez hits the deck, the relieved Moneymaker takes a moment and shakes out the cobwebs. Once his head is clear, Moneymaker sets himself on the middle rope. Measuring Leon he then comes off with a fist, delivered with precision right between the eyes! With a wild look in his eyes, The Billion Dollar Heir then clamps his hands around Leon's throat and blatantly chokes him! "ONE!" "TWO!" "THREE!" "FO..." Moneymaker breaks the choke and drags Rodez out of the corner to his feet. *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!" The favour is returned from earlier as Theodore lashes Leon with a wild knifedge chop. Leon doesn't go down though. So Moneymaker slugs him with a big right hand and the momentum sends Rodez falling into the lower ring ropes, right by his sister. With the same stoic look Jade takes a step back away from the apron and watches as Leon looks up at her, reaching out a hand as if asking for some help. Which he doesn't get, Jade just standing with arms folded as Moneymaker walks over and places his foot on the back of The Silky Smooth One's head, pressing his throat against the bottom ring rope!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE Look at that... "ONE!" "TWO!" "THREE!" "FOUR!" Moneymaker breaks, warning lowly Chioda to keep his distance. COLE How heart-breaking must that be for Leon Rodez? His own sister, sitting back, [i]staring[/i] at him as the life is choked out of him! Does she have no compassion anymore!? COACH Why should she show compassion? What has Leon ever done for her? COLE He's her brother, moron! COACH That doesn't mean he was ever there for her, ever showed her any support and encouragement. Not like The Enterprise has shown! Pulling Leon back off the ropes, Moneymaker lays in a forearm. And a second. With Leon against the ropes Moneymaker then sends him for the ride, catching him as he comes back off the ropes with a clothesline from the left side! Sweat flies off of Rodez's chest from the impact, Teddy sensing he has a chance and quickly following with the cover... 1... 2... No! MONEYMAKER AGAIN! 1... 2... No! Even with the leg hooked, Moneymaker doesn't get the three. Of course, this is all the referee's fault and not Teddy's for assuming that a simple clothesline would win him such an important match. And as such, the referee hears about it at full volume from Moneymaker. "TED - DY SUCKS!" "TED - DY SUCKS!" "TED - DY SUCKS!" "TED - DY SUCKS!" Responding to the crowd, Moneymaker gets his head back into the match and strides back over to Leon. A quick punch to the gut gives Rodez and his fans some hope. But the hope is extinguished with a quick kneelift, before Moneymaker hooks up The Silky Smooth One, sweeping him over with a Gutwrench Suplex! COACH Look at that, fantastic execution! The best money can buy! COLE That was good, I'll admit it. Cover by Teddy... 1... 2... Kickout! Keeping Leon pinned down, Moneymaker stands up... and jumps up with a cruel stomp to the face! MONEYMAKER :D "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE Moneymaker has succeeded in slowing the pace down here, which is where he's most comfortable. COACH And where he can do things like jump on your face. Which is always fun. Leading Leon back up again, Moneymaker hangs onto a wrist and with Leon barely able to stand, a quick tug on the arm drags him into a Short-Arm Clothesline! The Billion Dollar Heir looks to be in complete control now as he again brings Leon back up. Scoop and a slam puts Rodez where he's wanted, right by the corner. And with Rodez seemingly out Moneymaker waltzes over to the corner, climbing to the middle rope facing into the crowd. MONEYMAKER THAT'S RIGHT! *"money fingers"* MONEY TALKS! Clap of the hands and Teddy falls back with the elbow... ...NOBODY HOME!! "YYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Moneymaker hits so hard he ends up tumbling heels over head, winding up flat on his face in the centre of the ring. The Billion Dollar Heir clutches his right arm, kicking his feet in pain as the fans start to try and get behind Rodez again. COLE That was not so smart. And now, a chance for Rodez to recover! COACH I don't know what Teddy was thinking going for the elbow so early, but I'd never doubt a billionaire like himself. I'm sure he knew what he was doing. COLE Well, apparantly not if he missed. Both Leon and Theodore begin to climb to their feet as the standing ten count being laid on them reaches a "five". Leon has the ropes for help and reaches his feet first, Moneymaker up moments later but seemingly lost. Around he turns, Leon waiting on him. Block of a right hand... and Rodez hits one of his own! Moneymaker... blocked, Rodez with the right hand! Another block, another right! And now Rodez unloads on The Billion Dollar Heir, backing him completely across the ring and setting him up for an irish whip. Moneymaker tries the reversal, but the reversal of the reversal sends him into the ropes, caught on the way back with an Inverted Atomic Drop! As Moneymaker clutches his billion dollar balls, a clothesline knocks him down, Leon beginning to build some momentum again! Rolling to his knees, Teddy has apparantly had enough, as he tries to beg off. Of course, Rodez isn't going to be fooled by that... ...but he is fooled into walking into a thumb to the eye! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COACH That's why he's a billionaire Michael, his smarts! COLE That and his rich parents sure. With Leon temporarily blinded Moneymaker quickly wheels him into the ropes, catching him on the way back with a foot to the gut. With Rodez doubled over Teddy then hits the ropes. Up comes the Billion $ Kneelift... ...but Leon turns his head out of the way and takes Moneymaker down with a Schoolboy... 1... 2... NO!! Scrambling to his feet, Moneymaker looks to get the jump on his opponent with a quick clothesline. It's a swing and a miss though as Leon switches behind into a waistlock, looking for a German... blocked! Moneymaker fights his way out with some elbows, before switching behind himself and looking to apply the Cobra Clutch! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..." COLE Bank Vault! COACH He's got it! ...no he hasn't! As soon as the hands lock, Rodez rushes forward to the corner and with a well-timed duck of the head, driving Moneymaker face-first into the top turnbuckle!! "YYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" COACH OH! COLE Great counter by Leon! Moneymaker comes staggering out of the corner, lights on but no sign of anybody home. Quickly Leon ducks out of the ring and heads up top, able to reach the third floor before Teddy recovers and diving off the top with a majestic Crossbody Block... 1... 2... Kickout! Coming to his feet, Moneymaker finds nothing but the corner, turning around in search of Leon and finding a faceful jab! A jab! COACH Come on Teddy! A jab! COACH Duck and move! Duck and move! A jab! COACH Footwork, footwork! Rodez turns, blowing the kiss, before turning back on his heels... *SMACK!* ...and nailing Moneymaker upside the head with the enziguri! COACH GAH! "YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE MAMA SAID KNOCK YOU OUT! While he still has some senses Moneymaker makes the decision to roll out of the ring, trying to buy himself some time. Time is one thing his many riches can't buy though, as Rodez is right on his tail, chasing The Billion Dollar Heir around ringside. Woozy, Moneymaker doesn't get very far. And with Leon just about to catch him, he gets desperate, grabbing Jade by the shoulders AND HOLDING HER IN FRONT OF HIM LIKE A HUMAN SHIELD!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE Oh... give me a break! With his fist balled up ready to strike, some of the crowd encourage Leon to just go ahead and hit her. Of course he's not going to do that though. Moneymaker is more than confident of that and continues to hold Jade in front of him until it looks like Leon's going to make a move, before pushing her into him! Trying to get his sister out of harm's way, Leon turns Jade around and motions for her to get away. Which is all the distraction Moneymaker needs to bundle into him from behind... *CLUNK!* ...AND SEND HIM CRASHING SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE RINGPOST!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Now that Leon is down, Moneymaker checks that Jade is okay, before putting the boots to her fallen brother. Jade just watches on, only a little shaken up by her part in proceedings. COACH Great teamwork. COLE You have got to be kidding me! What a cheap, lowlife move! What an asshole! COACH Hey! I don't care if we're on PPV or not, you can't say that. Not about a man like Theodore, he'll slap a lawsuit on you the second this comes out on DVD! "ASS - HOLE!" "ASS - HOLE!" "ASS - HOLE!" "ASS - HOLE!" COLE Apparantly I'm not in the minority with my opinion. COACH That'd be a first! Besides, you probably started it up yourself. Moneymaker throws Leon back into the ring now and slides right back in after him. And he's poised again, hands up, ready to lock The Silky Smooth One back into the Bank Vault again! Slowly Leon climbs back up and with his back to The Billion Dollar Heir, he doesn't see it coming... ...AND GETS LOCKED INTO THE BANK VAULT!! COACH He's got it this time! COLE Cobra Clutch Sleeper applied, right to that right arm that just got posted moments ago! Already sensing victory, Moneymaker yells at Chioda to "check him" as Rodez sink to one knee. With a bad arm Rodez seems unable to fight the hold and gets thrown around like a ragdoll for a few seconds, Moneymaker really putting the hurting on until he feels the fight beginning to vanish from his opponent. Slumped over, Leon shows little signs of life. So Chioda does as he's told, lifting up Leon's free arm... ...IT DROPS! COACH That's one! "LE - ON!" "LE - ON!" "LE - ON!" "LE - ON!" Chioda raises the hand again, Moneymaker's head nodding away... ...AS IT DROPS AGAIN!! COACH That's two! COLE One more and this one is over! Does Leon have any fight left!? Just for a little security Moneymaker throws Leon around a couple more times before letting him settle. Still Rodez is slumped forward and the arm looks limp as it's lifted up by the referee, looking over to the timekeeper's table as he lets go... ...AND IT DROPS!! MONEYMAKER :D COLE That's it, Leon is out. *DINGDINGDING!* "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Moneymaker releases the hold and let's Leon slump forward, the crowd booing but clearly in some state of shock. Referee Chioda raises Teddy's hand before checking for any signs of consciousness from Rodez. Which is the least of Moneymaker's worries as he laughs it up for all to see and hear. BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, your winner of this match... "THE BILLION DOLLAR HEIR"... TTHHEEEEOOODDOOORREEE MMMMOOOOONNEEEEYYYYYMMAAAAAAAKKEEEEERRRRRR!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" With another maniacal laugh, Moneymaker strolls over to where Rodez lays, curled up in a heap and apparantly out cold as Chioda tries to keep The Billion Dollar Heir from doing anything else to him. Unconscious or not, Moneymaker gloats to Rodez and makes the "money fingers", to Leon and to the crowd, the latter of which actually seeing it and giving him the "thumbs down". COLE Well, I've got to say, somewhat of a mild upset here. Theodore Moneymaker defeating one of the OAOAST's finest here at School's Out, although not without some schenanigans involving Jade Rodez. COACH 'Schenanigans'? You didn't call them that when she was with D*LUX! No no, Jade proved her worth tonight, her worth to The Enterprise! A coming of age for Teddy's singles career and a coming of age for Jade's managerial career, all rolled into one! A fine outing for The Enterprise! COLE You're too much. Moneymaker finally leaves with Jade in tow and finally Leon shows some life, but not much. Bleary-eyed he looks up at referee Chioda who tries to tell him it's over, but whether he understands or not isn't clear. And while Leon recovers, here's something else!

I'm sure the NWA would rather be associated with a product like ROH over TNA, in an ideal world. Then again, I thought their complaint with TNA was that the title wasn't being defended enough on 'actual' NWA shows? Maybe I'm mistaken.

Yeah, I finally got around to listening to week 14. It was a Landon-centric show. I liked it. I tried to get a storyline going with Zyon. He didn't reply to my PMs. All I heard from him was that he had a storyline which involved the World Title and if I was free for it. Never heard what it was or anything after that, so what's a guy to do? Also, Shiranui = Sliced Bread #2. It's the non-goofy as hell, 'everybody except Brian Kendrick' name for the move. Alex Shelley, Marufuji etc.. Sorry if that wasn't clear. I should have wrote 'hooks the head' rather than 'hooks the leg'. Again, sorry that wasn't clear.

Uhm... I do believe the main-event was supposed to be a World/International Unification Match. That's the message I got from Raynor at least. I'm not really that concerned over it myself, it's just that I think that was Raynor's intention. Plus we could really do with one less title. Alan is like a 150 day champion with virtually zero challengers.

Leon Rodez vs. Theodore Moneymaker

My thoughts exactly. We were just bashing DVDR for making stupid, outlandish statements, now there's people in this thread actually claiming Cena is the best worker in the world. I know. As soon as someone mentioned DVDR about 3 pages back (and by the way, this is why CWDWAT needs to be a lot more lenient, there's been about 40 new posts overnight about 3 different subjects which there's no point in replying to because people have long since moved on to other CWDWAT.) and how they're dumb for liking Mark Henry, all I could think of was the time last year when everybody on here tried to convince people Mark Henry had any redeemable qualities. And the past 3 months of UTSU's Khali love, which has somehow gone from "Leela's gimmick" to "every other post and serious, somehow". It's like watching WP post all over again, except this time it's Cena instead of Undertaker. would you rather it be Jingus hating Cena for all the wrong reasons like at the other place? Rather that than Anglesault. "BUT I CAN SEE HIM THOUGH! HE'S RIGHT THERE!" *shudders*

If they're still thinking of bringing over Regal (as was rumoured), he could definately fill a spot somewhere near the top of the card. He seems to be in the Kane mould where he can be doing nothing for months on end, but keep enough credibility for a push to still work. Wouldn't be a stretch for Corvon to be turned into Cena's next challenger. If they get Umaga out of the McMahon feud, he could be much more useful.

Or Pearce. I've got a sneaking suspicion he might be the surprise choice, he seems to be a very 'NWA' type of wrestler.

BUFFER The following tag-team contest is your main event of the evening! "Call me (call me) on the line Call me, call me any, anytime CALL ME! (call me)" Roll out the red carpet, it's main-event time on HeldDOWN~! Infact, take that last little snippet literally. A group of unfortunate stagehands come rushing out from the back unfurling a lavish red carpet for the arrival of The Beverly Hills Blonds! Simon and Ned swagger out through the entrance way with their title belts wrapped around their waists and cheesy grins plastered on their face, as Mackenzie follows her men. An even more unlucky stagehand heaves her director's chair behind as the trio stride down the red carpet to the ring. BUFFER Introducing first, being led to the ring by The Chief Financial Officer of The Enterprise, Ms. MACKENZIE DECENZO! They hail from the socialite capital of America, Beverly Hills, California! Total combined weight, four hundred, sixty pounds... together, former HI-YAH World Tag Team Champions, former three-time OAOAST World Tag Team Champions and CURRENTLY, two-thirds of the OAOAST World Six Man Tag Team Champions! Representing THE ENTERPRISE... "THE HANDSOME HUSTLER" NED BLANCHARD... "THE VIDEO VOYEUR" SIMON SINGLETON... THE BEVEEEERRRRLLLYYY HHHIIIIIILLLSSS BLLLLOOOOOOOONDSSSSS!!!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" As the lengthy intoduction winds down, Ned and Simon leave their titles with Mackenzie in her ringside seat. The Chief Financial Officer shows off the belts to the nearby camera briefly, before ordering the camera away once she's had her moment of publicity. COLE Ah, celebrities. So fickle. Ned and Simon remove their ring jackets and watch on intently, as "Rock The Casbah" by Trust Company powers through the arena. "YYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" The crowd erupt as Leon comes through the entrance doors with similar power, marching down the aisle over the now bunched-up carpet. He thinks better of getting into the ring two on one with The Blonds though, hanging back at the bottom of the ramp. BUFFER And introducing the opponents... first, from Grand Rapids Michigan... weighing in at two hundred, eighteen pounds... "SILKY SMOOTH"... LLLLEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOONN... RRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!! "YYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Rodez's mouth curls as he glares at Ned and Simon, the arrogant Californians taunting The Silky Smooth One from the ring mocked faces of fear and sobbing at losing mock sisters. All the mocking just makes what happens next all the sweeter though... ...as the opening bass line of "Getting Away With Murder" hits, and the fans leap to their feet in response! NED & SIMON :O COLE Oh, MY!! It's fair to say The Beverly Hills Blonds are a little surprised, as ZACK MALIBU appears, peaking out from the hood of his entrance jacket and grinning to the fans! In the ring Ned and Simon are up in arms and demand that Charles Robinson force Leon to find another partner. Robinson just tells them to nut up or shut up, although not in so many words, I just like that phrase. BUFFER And his partner! From Providence, Rhode Island... he weighs in tonight at two hundred and five pounds... he is ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLIBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!! "YYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" BUFFER And together, they are THE USUAL SSUUUUUUUSSSSSSPPEEEEEECCTTSSSSSS!!!!!! "YYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" COLE [i]Former World Tag Team Champions[/i], The Usual Suspects!! And here we go!! With a pat on the back to his partner Zack suddenly storms into the ring with Leon right beside him, getting the jump on The Blonds to the delight of the Dallas crowd! *DINGDINGDING!* Paired off, The Usual Suspects back The Blonds into opposite corners, Zack on Ned and Leon on Simon. The re-united partners unload with right hands before turning their heads, showing no signs of any lost teamwork as they whip The Blonds out... into a mid-ring collision! Ned and Simon hit heads and end up virtually holding one another up. Until that is Leon sneaks up and grabs them both by their Blond locks, clanking their heads together with an old school DOUBLE NOGGIN KNOCKER~! COLE There's a meeting of the minds for you! Zack peels off his entrance jacket while he's not needed, watching on as Leon throws Singleton through the ropes and to the floor right by the horrified Mackenzie. Zack then follows up with a clothesline on Blanchard, sending him up and over the top to the floor, the ring cleared and the fans whipped into a frenzy! "SUS - PECTS!" "SUS - PECTS!" "SUS - PECTS!" "SUS - PECTS!" Meeting in the centre of the ring, Zack and Leon beam as they exchange a MEGA-POWERS HANDSHAKE! COLE Man alive what a reaction! COACH This is completely unfair! Ned and Simon entered this match on the assumption it'd be against one of Leon's friends... Zack isn't Leon's friend, he's not Krista or one of those boyband kids. COLE No, he's Zack Malibu, number one contender to the World Title! And he and Leon are former Tag Team Champions. COACH But who did they lose the belts to? Ned and Simon. They'll be fine... doesn't make it fair though. As The Blonds regroup on the outside it's decided that Leon will officially start the match for his team. So Zack is left to lead the fans with some clapping, which further irks The Enterprise trio on the floor. With Rodez motioning for at least one of them to get back into the ring, Ned suddenly takes the lead and brushes his colleagues aside as he slides in, charges... ...and eats canvas from a drop toehold! "YYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" Ned climbs back up holding his face, not looking where he's going and ending up walking into a right hand from Zack from the apron! Wobbling around, Ned walks into a right from Leon! Which sends him right back into a right from Zack! And a big Bionic Elbow from Leon, knocking him down to the canvas! Tag is made and together The Usual Suspects send Blanchard off the ropes. Back on the apron Simon uses the full length of the tagrope to try and get down the apron for a blind tag, but fails and can only watch as Ned goes up and down with a Double Backbody Drop! Out goes Leon, as Zack makes the cover... 1... 2... No! Zack catches Ned on the way up with a side headlock to keep him from the tag. COACH I don't get what Zack is thinking. He's got the World Champion in three days, for the title, probably the last possible chance... and here he is risking himself in a tag team match? I don't get it. COLE Ever heard of the word 'loyalty'? Leon helped Zack out against The Wildcards and almost paid for it with his career. I guess Zack feels he owes him. COACH Well, if Zack ends up losing at School's Out, who'll owe who then? Leading his way up in the side headlock, Ned goes to the ribs with a couple of forearms to soften The Franchise up. Ned then backs Zack off the ropes and for the ride. But a shoulder block puts him on his back, where he's most comfortable. He's got mirrors on his ceiling, apparantly. Best not to dwell on that. Anyway, back in wrestling land, drop down by Blanchard forcing Zack up and over the top as he comes off the ropes. Again Simon goes wandering down the apron, this time without the tag-rope as he delivers a knee to the kidneys... ...which Zack shrugs off, knocking Singleton off the apron with a backfist! "YYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" Ned tries to take advantage of the distraction, but Malibu sidesteps him and brings him off the ropes with a Schoolboy... 1... 2... No! Hands clasped, Ned again tries to cut off the number one contender, this time with a double axehandle. He couldn't really have telegraphed it more though and Zack connects with a boot to the gut, leading Ned over to the Usual Suspects corner and bringing Leon back in. COLE The Beverly Hills Blonds are completely off their game here. I'm sure they hadn't banked on Zack Malibu being the partner, no matter how much it makes sense. *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!" Chop by Leon! COACH Like I say, Zack never should have put himself in this position. *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!" Chop by Zack! COLE He seems to be in a pretty good position right now. *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!" Chop by Leon! Walking out of the corner with a hand across his chest, The Handsome Hustler pleads for mercy. If he'd hoped to get it, he would be sorely disappointed. If he'd hoped to lure Leon into an eyepoke though? Mission accomplished. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COACH That's why they're the best in the business! You back Ned and Simon into a corner, they come out fighting! COLE Yeah, they get desperate and starting gouging eyes and kicking low, that's when they're really dangerous. With Leon blinded Ned quickly gets the tag to Simon Singleton, who heads straight to the top rope and comes flying in with a simple but effective forearm brought down over the head. Making sure to rub it in Zack's face Simon then puts the boots to Leon, drawing Malibu into the ring and allowing Ned to rejoin the fray with some stomps of his own! Zack realises pretty quickly that all he's doing is distracting the referee but by the time he goes back to the apron, the damage is done and Singleton is standing tall, "rolling cameras" and taunting the crowd. "SI - MON SUCKS!" "SI - MON SUCKS!" "SI - MON SUCKS!" "SI - MON SUCKS!" With a front facelock Simon leads Leon up, executing a suplex and covering... 1... 2... Kickout. No worries for Simon though, pinning Leon down again to this time delivering a jumping knee to the chest. A second time Singleton drops the knee, making "money fingers" at Zack before dropping a climactic third. COACH What a Trilogy! You know those are all the rage nowadays. Zack manages to restrain himself from getting involved this time... 1... 2... ...until Singleton makes the cover and he comes in to break the count with a hard kick to the back of the head! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" Mackenzie and Ned waste no time in getting on the referee's case but Malibu is safely back on the apron with the tag-rope in hand. In tags Ned now, looking to take his frustrations out on Leon as he leads him into a neutral corner, burying the knee into the gut. Rodez doubles over and quickly Ned grabs hold of two handfuls of hair before THROWING Leon backwards, the back of his head striking the top turnbuckle causing his neck to whiplash nastily! COLE And Blanchard going right after the neck! That's not the first time we've seen that since Leon came back and it sure won't be the last, that is a large bullseye on his body for any and every wrestler in the OAOAST to exploit. Realising better than probably anyone his partner's injury, Zack warns the referee to keep Ned off the neck. As Robinson explains there's nothing he can really do Ned then makes the point more self-evident as he leads Rodez into the centre of the ring and drops him with a Neckbreaker. With Leon writhing on the canvas, Ned taunts Zack some more. And this time he takes the bait, drawing in the ref and allowing The Blonds to make an illegal switch! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COACH Smart! Smart move, Zack's judgment in that ring isn't always that great and he's still steaming after what he said earlier. The Beverly Hills Blonds, taking full advantage. COLE Taking liberties might be a better way of putting it. COACH No, no. If Zack's a hothead, that's his issue and it's something Ned and Simon are well within their rights to exploit. Singleton applies a front chancre on the mat and softens up the neck some more as finally Zack leaves, confusing Robinson to no end as the other Blond is now in the ring to when he last looked. Insistance from Mackie and Ned that the legal tag was made goes against the roars of the crowd. But the ref decides he could do without the hassle and asks Leon if he wants to give up. "LE - ON!" "LE - ON!" "LE - ON!" "LE - ON!" With Zack as cheerleader, the Texan crowd begin to get behind The Silky Smooth One. It seems to be working too, as Leon starts to kick his feet in rhythm. COLE Leon is fighting for his sister here, you're not going to keep him down for long in something like this. COACH Oh, he's fighting for his sister, wah wah! Give it a rest already Mikey, she made her choice and she made it right. Drawing on the support of the crowd, Rodez begins to fight back up. Simon looks a little surprised at all this, trying to apply extra pressure on the presumably weak neck. But Leon keeps on fighting and drives Simon backwards... ...unfortunately, into the Beverly Hills district of the ring, allowing Ned to tag himself in. In he steps with a hard shot to the exposed ribs and the energy disappears from Leon and from the Dallas crowd. BLANCHARD C'MON ZACK! BE THE BIG HERO, YOU KNOW YOU WANNA! In steps Zack... ...and around Leon's throat goes the tagrope from Singleton! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE Give me a break! COACH Again, smart wrestling. Zack is virtually wrestled out of the ring by Robinson, at which point The Blonds stop cheating and try to look innocent. They do enough of a job of it that the referee counts Ned's pin on Leon... 1... 2... NO! Another tag is made between The Blonds and together they send Leon off the ropes. Singleton executes a drop toehold, which co-incides with Ned coming in from the side with the point of the elbow to the back of the head, the double team move setting up the cover from Simon... 1... 2... KICKOUT! Frustrated, Simon drags Leon back up to his feet again. Ned extends his hand for the tag but he's denied for now as Simon has things fully in hand, connecting with a kick to the gut and doubling Rodez over for a Swinging Neckbreaker. However, the swing is swung through into a Backslide from The Grand Rapids Golden Child... 1... 2... NO! Both men climb right back to their feet... ...and Leon starts backpedalling... ...INTO THE TAG FROM ZACK MALIBU!!! "YYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" COACH Wuh-oh! In springs The Franchise, knocking down Simon as he tries to call for a time-out and knocking down Ned before he can even think about getting into the ring! Zack rushes back over to Simon and leans him back into the ropes, sending him for the ride with an irish whip and executing a big BAAAACK bodydrop!! COLE Zack Malibu, running rule! COACH Come on guys, get it together! Teddy's relying on you! With Ned thinking better of trying to get into the ring again... *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!" ...Zack connects with a knifedge chop on Singleton! *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!" ...a second. *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!" ...and, the wrestling rule of three is adhered to! However, just as Zack begins to build up to something big, he falls to a big knee to the kidneys from that wily Ned Blanchard, having snuck into the ring undetected. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" A double irish-whip follows from The Beverly Hills Blonds, the most decorated tag-team in OAOAST history looking for one of their patented double-teams, ducking their heads ready for the Double Feature Flapjack. Zack manages to slam on the brakes though, kicking Ned up in the chest before SLAPPING Simon between the shoulder blades! COACH Unneccessary! Recovering quickly, Ned tries to catch Zack napping with a kick to the gut... CAUGHT! Zack catches the boot and spins Ned around, CAUSING HIM TO KICK HIS OWN PARTNER IN THE GUT! BLANCHARD :O As Simon doubles over, Zack then feeds in the shocked Blanchard with a big yell of 'BACKDROP!'. Not thinking straight apparantly, Singleton mistakes Zack's Rhode Island twang for Ned's Californian accent and instinctively stands upright, BACKDROPPING HIS OWN PARTNER! SINGLETON :O *SMACK!* "YYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" COLE SCHOOL'S OUT!! SCHOOL'S OUT!! Singleton goes flying through the ropes from the Superkick, Zack quickly tagging out to Leon and clearing the floor for his partner as he exits the ring. And with Zack keeping a close eye on Simon, who's still seeing stars, in steps Leon, stalking Ned. COLE This doesn't look good for The Beverly Hills Blonds. Three down, one to go... Reeling around, Ned walks right into Leon. And with a double leg trip Leon takes The Handsome Hustler down AND APPLIES THE LIONTAMER!! COACH OH NO! COLE THIS IS WHAT BEAT WRIGHT LAST WEEK! Ned tries to fight the hold, but with the knee firmly in the back... *TAPTAPTAPTAP!* "YYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" ...he sees sense AND QUICKLY TAPS OUT!! *DINGDINGDING!* Mackenzie looks stunned as Leon releases the hold, throwing Ned away and allowing his hand to be raised. Quickly Zack slides in and pats his partner on the back, neither one in any mood for a big celebration. BUFFER Your winners of the match... the team of ZACK MALIBU and LEON RODEZ, THE USUAL SSSSUUUUUSSSSPPEEEEEEEECCTTSSSSSSSSS!!!!!! "YYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE What an impressive showing. Enough is enough and it looks like The Usual Suspects are tired of playing! For Leon, it's four down... and that leaves just one to go. For Zack, it's always been about one. Theodore Moneymaker, beware. Drek Stone, beware. We'll see you all at School's Out, goodnight! The last shot we get is of Leon and Zack shaking hands as we fade out.

Not if you're going to Manchester it's not. Uh, yeah, congratulations.

He's really strong on the mic and he's got an old school sort of style that seperates him from a lot of the indy scene. His run in PWG was really good and he won people over a lot quicker than I expected him to in Ring Of Honor. I think I heard somewhere he was being touted by ECW for a while in 2000ish, dunnoy whether that's true, but he's got credentials.

Okay, Patty if you're doing something to announce a 'certain' match then it should go before this, as it references said unsaid 'certain' match. ------------------------------------------ We are backstage in Tony Schiavone's Mobile Studio AKA The OAOAST Update Center, Schiavone trying to escape back to the glory days of 80s NWA. His nostalgia is interrupted by the fact we're on live TV however, waking him from his daydream. SCHIAVONE Tony Schiavone backstage at the OAOAST Update Center, where we are just 3 nights away from the OAOAST's next PPV prsentation, School's Out 2007! We will be coming to you live from Houston, Texas with the World Heavyweight Championship on the line, [i]finally[/i], as Drek Stone honours his commitment to take on Zack Malibu in a rematch from AngleMania. Plus, of course, the ominous Hell In A Cell structure will be looming over the ring ready for Tha Puerto Rican to take on Bohemoth. A lot lot more on tap besides those two huge matches of course, including a special eight person tag team match announced not to long ago, with The Enterprise consisting of The Beverly Hills Blonds, CPA and Christian Wright to take on D*LUX and the World Tag Team Champions Chicks Over Dicks. And joining me right now, The Beverly Hills Blonds... On cue, The Blonds emerge from out of the shot, flanked of course by Mackenzie DeCenzo. All of the three have pretty sour looks on their faces, the solace of their Six Man Tag Team Title belts not even enough to cheer up Ned and Simon. SCHIAVONE A big night ahead at School's Out and a big night tonight, as you find yourselves as the last line of defence to your boss Theodore Moneymaker. Leon Rodez has gone through CPA, he's gone through Christian Wright, tonight he looks to go through you two men, with a partner of his choosing. MACKENZIE You know, there's a saying in life that you save the best 'till last. And while The Blonds may not be at the top of The Enterprise heirachy, they're clearly near it... SCHIAVONE So, you're saying that they're better than Christian and CPA? MACKENZIE I'm saying nothing of the sort and don't you dare try and create friction within The Enterprise before School's Out! We'll have you taken out of here before you can say "Jackie Gayda". Don't think we couldn't either. What I'm saying is, Teddy respects these two men to the highest degree. He's more than comfortable with The Beverly Hills Blonds as his so-called 'last line of defence'. With the best sports-entertainment tag team protecting his assets, how can he go wrong, after all? And let's just say, he's not at all worried about Leon Rodez. SCHIAVONE And you're not at all worried about Leon's choice of partner? The Blonds and Mackenzie all laugh... and then laugh a little bit louder, just to further their point. BLANCHARD Please Schiavone, give us some credit. We're the most decorated sports-entertainers going. We've won the OAOAST Tag Titles three times. Three times! Plus, those Japanese belts... SINGLETON HI-YAH. BLANCHARD ...yeah, hey buddy. Those Japanese titles, we won them. We were voted the 2006 Tag Team Of The Year by the Academy of Idiots and Morons, aka all the people in TV land and internet squalor land. And now, we're two-thirds of the OAOAST 6 Man Tag Team Champions as well! We've won everything that there is to win as a tag team. And we're supposed to be worried? By Leon Rodez and [i]one[/i] of D*LUX? Or Leon Rodez and [i]one[/i] of Chicks Over Dicks? Not a chance! He could bring them both and we'd still beat them, that's why we're six man tag champions. Hell, he can bring all four of his 'lost souls' along and we'll call ourselves the 10 Man World Tag Team Champions too, why not? SINGLETON The point we're trying to make is, Leon, we're a box-office smash! And let's face it, you're strictly 'straight to video' material. Simon makes a camera rolling hand signal as Ned laughs it up next to him. SCHIAVONE Well, The Be... MACKENZIE Not so fast! We want to take a moment to wish our good friend Paris the best of luck, fighting the predjudiced and misguided California police code. It's obvious to the world that a young lady of her religious conscience and above all else her wealth doesn't deserve to be thrown into the same squallid California prisons that Krista Isadora Duncan and Alix Maria Spezia have spent their entire, ill-gotten lives dodging. And although I'm sure she doesn't need it, she has The Enterprise's full financial and political backing to fight her injustice. Be brave Paris. Continue to better our lives by your very existance. Choking back the tears, Mackenzie is comforted by Ned and Simon as they walk off set, with a destained Tony Schiavone watching on. COLE Oh, brother. COACH Wait, I'm confused, which Paris are they talking about? COLE ...Paris, Texas. COACH OH! ...wait, that's a town not a people. Now I'm even more confused! COLE Good.

2-1, here we go.

Yeah, deepest condolances. Such a terrible thing to happen to anyone.

We noticed. You and about a dozen other supposed 'active' writers.

The vast majority of people would know it's RVD's last show, so there's no way it could be anything but face RVD vs. a heel. RVD would be getting the Trish Stratus treatment from the fans, without the hometown part. Trish was moving into TV, she could go out on a high. If RVD is going to another wrestling promotion wherever it is, I doubt they'll want him going out on that kind of a high.

Yeah, I've been toying with the idea of doing an authentic European Rounds Match at the 'other place' for a while but I always back out because it sounds like a real chore to write.

48. Triple H vs Batista 32. Rock/Foley 24. Razor/Michaels 25. Mick Foley/Randy Orton 46. Backlund/Bret 20. HHH-Angle-Steph 21. HBK-Deisel 43. Austin vs Taker 37. HBK/Jericho 36. DX/Corporation 27. Hardy's/Dudley's/E&C 30. Bret/Lawler 23. Jannetty/Michaels 39. Virgil/DiBiase 34. Taker/Kane 18. Crush-Savage

I'm surprised they had Strong/PAC win. Pleasantly surprised, if only because they were technically a makeshift team. Wonder if they'll involved Jack at all when he comes back, seeing as PAC took his spot. PAC vs. Jack?

I don't think so, so long as it's 2 falls. Also, depending on how authentic you're planning on these 'British Rules' to be, you're not allowed to touch the opponent while he's on the mat if you've broken contact with him. The 10 count is more akin to the rules in boxing than a Last Man Standing Match. And there are rounds. And I'm pretty sure there's no closed fists. Unless I'm confusing your 'British Rules' with the European Rounds system.

I'm surprised anyone honestly thought (let alone hoped) Khali stood a chance. I called the STFU as soon as they booked the match. That's how things work now, bigmen being built up to get knocked down by Cena. We should all get used to it, unfortunately. I'd argue Undertaker, if only because he's so dominant in all his feuds that he works better as the 'hunted' rather than the 'hunter'. I agree though, Cena works better as champ than chasing, so maybe someone is doing something right.

I agree with the sentiment on this Lashley feud. If ECW weren't struggling for faces right now, I'd say they should cut their losses on this Vince/Lashley and turn him heel. Nobody saw anything in John Cena until he turned heel. Ditto Rock(y), ditto Orton, infact he's pretty much in the same position Lesnar was before he turned heel again. If Lashley has got any superstar quality, he's not going to discover it as the nice-guy bluechipper face. The whole deal with feuding with the McMahons is so played out now. But Vince is still a great character, there's no reason why he couldn't get Lashley over by alligning himself with him instead of feuding with him.

Name: Nathaniel Black Nicknames: Age: 27 Height: 6ft. 3 Weight: 238lbs Hometown: London, England Alignment: Heel Wrestling style: Think part British, part Japanese for style influences. Theme music: "Chelsea Dagger", The Fratellis Entrance Style: The lights alternate between red, white and blue through the intro, with Black coming out after that. Black raises his arms in the air, generally shouting his mouth off to the fans on his way to the ring. Instead of entering in any 'conventional' way, Black slides partway under the bottom rope so he's facing into the crowd and bridges up to his feet. Ring attire: Black tights with a white Union Jack design on the rear and purple panels on the hips. Black kneepads, taped wrists. Black boots with white laces and purple trim. Finishing Move(s): Crossface Chickenwing Black Magic- Doug Williams' Chaos Theory. Or, an O'Connor Roll into a bridging German Suplex, usually into and out of a corner. Signature Moves Chelsea Dagger- Final Cut/Eye Of The Hurricane Black Lariat- Roaring Clothesline Hammerlock DDT- Applies a hammerlock, positions himself in front and kicks the near leg out, dropping the opponent forwards Half Nelson Backbreaker Seated Butterfly Lock Flying Knee Drop/Flying Knee Attack/Running Knee Attack European Uppercuts Headbutts (none of that 'headbutting your hand into someone's head' crap, Benoit/Regal style) Basic moveset: Submission/mat wrestling, with some heavy striking. Tends to work on the arm if going for the submission. *Doesn't punch* Substitute any punches for elbow strikes please. Manager/valet/sidekick: None Catchphrases/Trademark gestures: The British v-sign (the 'up yours' kind, not the 'victory' kind) Speaks in a thick Cockney accent History/Background/Career Highlights: Englishman Black debuted in the OAOAST in 2004 as part of the oh, so memorable Glory By Anarchy (!?) team with Jasper Romero. After a short 'push' as the kids like to say, the GBA quickly faded out of the limelight in the crowd OAOAST tag division though, unable to sustain popularity amongst the wacky gimmicks and flamboyant personalities. So, the duo were shipped to HI-YAH, where their strengths were accentuated and their weaknesses were not so clear in front of Japanese audiences. Black and Romero enjoyed much more success in Japan and Black reached the finals of the tournament to crown a new HI-YAH Heavyweight Champion in June of 2005. Eventually though, the team ran it's course. Black and Romero split and went their seperate ways, which involved Black returning to England and touring Europe. Black has since become embittered with the company that wrote him off and the American wrestling culture as a whole and sought to return to the US, to prove that there's no substitute for pure wrestling ability. Pure British wrestling ability. Losing his shame over his accent and pride in his country has co-incided with an arrogance rising inside of him. An image change helped to get his foot back in the door and now Black is out to prove that 'British is better', throwing an 'up yours' to the OAOAST by signing a contract with World Domination Wrestling.

Name: Jamie O'Hara Nicknames: The Birmingham Bad Boy, SuperJay, J-OH Age: 21 Height: 5ft. 9 Weight: 173 lbs Hometown: Birmingham, England Alignment: Babyface Stable Affiliation: None (technically, The Hooligans (w/ The GPX), who are now on a different show) Wrestling style: Spotz over Plotz~! Theme music: "Fix Up, Look Sharp", Dizzee Rascal Entrance Style: Comes to the ring, brash as possible...talking back to anyone who badmouths him of course What he looks like...: Jack Evans. Backstage attire: Burberry brand shirts and baseball caps, baggy jeans (worn back to front, so the back pockets are around the front...don't ask), Reebok trainers, CK boxer shorts, chains around the neck (bling bling) which are obviously removed pre-match. Ring attire: White vest top, baggy Nike tracksuit pants and Nike trainers. To the ring he wears a Dark blue Nike hoodie and Nike baseball cap, then rings, chains and shit. Finishing Move(s): 630 Splash Curbstomp- CURBSTOOOOMP~! Signature Moves Nothin' But Kneedrop- 450 Kneedrop Oh, SNAP!- Blockbuster Shooting Star Legdrop Inverted 450 Springboard Somersault Seated Senton Moonsault Inverted DDT Inverted Hurricanrana Busaiku Knee Kick Basic moveset: Various Kicks (front kicks, spin kicks, heel kicks, flying kicks...pretty much anything you want.), Various Crazy Dives, Springboards and Top Rope-isms, Various Standing Flippy Things, basic wrestling and stuff everyone knows. Manager/valet/sidekick: The GPX, maybe. Catchphrases/Trademark gestures: "Do I Gotta Curbstomp A Muthafucker?" The "Come An' 'Ave A Go If You Think You're 'Ard Enough" gesture. Arms out spread, inviting someone on for a fight. Talks smack. A lot. Like, all the time. History/Background/Career Highlights: O'Hara debuted as part of the short-lived Birmingham Bad Boyz in mid-2005, a team which spent roughly a month on OAOAST TV before finding themselves demoted to OAOVW to brush up on their skills. Things didn't work out too great and O'Hara's partner Ryan Burgess eventually packed in and returned to England. O'Hara decided to stay and try his luck again in America though and after a few more months of development, O'Hara started to shine. out on his own, O'Hara's dynamic high-flying came to the forefront and OAOVW officials recommended he be given another shot. On his return, O'Hara became a fully fledged Upstart and forged a lasting alliance with The GPX. Titles Held OAOAST 6-Man Tag Team Championships - June 26th, 2006 - October 5th, 2006 (w/The GPX) OAOAST X-Division Championship - January 28th, 2007 - February 1st, 2007