ChrisMWaters

A move that resembles face-raping?

What about Lawrence Taylor kissing Bam Bam Bigelow full on the lips at the WrestleMania XI press conference?

"HEY! Don't insult me like that!"

...poor Parisi. Gonna job to Eugene.

Hehehe...good. Mic time for Super-Heroes. Aaah, Eugene where he deserves to be...Heat Duty.

Compared him to Dwight Gooden. Loads of potential but throwing it away. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> For the uninformed... Who's Dwight Gooden?

Maybe that will be his non-submission finisher. ...the new name for the Gory Bomb?

And Kerwin's finisher? A one legged Boston Crab called the "White Out"

Someone wrestling in Khakis... Now I've seen everything.

Dupree is, I think. I missed Conway's finish.

Knees between the shoulders, jump back so the back is jammed onto the knees. Maven used it before too, IIRC.

Unfortunately, it's going to be a re-match from last week.

I think Rene should lose the chin facial hair. Hey, it's the pale guy from last night's Velocity!

I just noticed, Conway wears diamond earings. MARIA ON HEAT!

In an E-Fed I had, we joked that they were a combination of floating camera bots hiding in places and ninja cameramen.

You know, if Striker really has been getting the attention that they said that he's getting, he should have been on Raw actually wrestling and winning there.

Have the Red, White, and Blue ropes used more often....yeah, it's old school. But I marked at seeing it for the Great American Bash

Hmm... Since Doug Basham got to keep the "With JBL" theme... Will Danny, if he ever appears, use the old Basham Bros. theme? The one with the whips in the background?

It's just a recent thing.

At least they didn't call him Spanky. I always thought that it was a dumb name, personally.

Heroes too. Compared to...

No, Cole and Todd aren't the same person. Todd has more hair. See?

Actually if a part in the story become too hard, you can just quit and start over with the same attributes at anytime. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> True, but you don't gain more attributes. With my method, you gain attributes from the first two matches you compete in, and can repeat. Each time I got about 100 Attribute points from beating Chavo and Heidenreich, then quit in the match with JBL before it even started, added the points, repeat process for however long I want.

I'm just wondering if Matt will bring up the title match Edge has...and make it a ladder match for that. I doubt it seriously, but it's possible. Sorta like..."You took something that was once precious to me away from me, now I'm going to take something that's precious to you away from you." Edge thinks it's Lita, then Matt says the title shot.

I just had an idea for if Brock returns to Smackdown. Do it at this Friday's Smackdown. After the JBL/Batista match, which I'm PRAYING they let Batista win and end this damn JBL Main Event push, the new Network guy comes out. He says something along the lines of doing something that would be REALLY good for the Network, despite how people feel about it. From behind, Lesnar turns around Batista, F-5 (ala the one he gave Austin in the buildup to Brock's last WrestleMania), and he leaves with the Network guy...who becomes his new Heyman.