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Worse than Eddie's? Holy crap. For some moments in the match, Cena's face was pure red it looked like.

Someone has to get a capture of Cena's bloody face.

Damn...Cena is bleeding...I think worse than either in last year's WWE Title match...

For those that want to know: Cena came out on the back of mack truck with a stage on it, Trademarc spinning disks while Cena was on the back of it...fireworks went off for Cena...and Cena walked on the top of JBL's limo to the ring.

If JBL loses, will that be the end of the old version of the WWE title for a while? If so...this makes this match technically Title for Title.

Guerrero/Mysterio next. I think the next two matches will be pretty long...make up for Mania and fill out the rest of the PPV.

I'm surprised that they're keeping the theme with Heyman in it for Heidenreich. And I still say Heidenreich and Eugene are going to end up as a tag team soon enough.

Bah...Orlando wins with a DDT. ...things not looking good for Cena retaining.

He tried to cuff Sharmell to the ropes with them, but Booker came in and got Kurt cuffed to the ropes. Both Booker and Sharmell beat up Kurt while he was prone.

So where are Abe, Munch, and The Stranger?

Heidenreich starting with a "disasterpiece"... Hard to think this is the same guy who raped Cole a few months ago.

Orlando "Buckwheat" Jordan defending the US title now.

I thought the Cruiser match was good. Kurt scares Sharmell to death while Booker looks elsewhere for him. ...if this leads to Sharmell turning heel on Booker...that will just show WWE can't keep couples together on air anymore.

If London wins this... ...I'll be happy. Forgot what I was going to type at first.

Chavo/Paul next. I'll just ignore the continuing buildup for Kurt/Booker.

As long as there's no mention of The Force we'll be fine.

...does that mean one of them will be wearing a black helmet in their next match?

I still wanted to see Morgan do his finisher on Show though. ECW ONS COMMERCIAL! YAAAAY!

Holy... Morgan did the F-5 on Big Show...and Carlito gets the pin!

Easy way Carlito can win matches... Hide weapons in his hair.

...Fist Match? NOOO! BAD WCW MEMORIES!

Missed it... Was at the bathroom due to the Double Gulp of Sprite I had.

Next match will be Show vs. Carlito

After distraction, MNM pin Haas after the Snapshot. MNM remain WWE Tag Champs

I can't believe I'm saying this... But there was a "Let's Go Hardcore" chant