ChrisMWaters

Who needs Test? Snitsky did the pumphandle slam better than Test ever did!

Hmm...I wonder how many towels Val has at home...

Snitsky gets MUSIC! Snitsky gets VIDEO! Snitsky is HERE to STAY!

One thing that bothers me about the MAzing bar... It goes against their old commercials where they had the arrogant living chocolate bar melt in the sun...

...that sounds like a horror movie tag-line...

Uh oh...Kane's going to set Grisham on fire!

Speak of the Tarantula...

WASSUPWITDAT!

I just had a thought... Someone besides Tajiri on Raw trying the Tarantula. ...picture HHH trying it.

...hmm...the new WWE action figure commercial has Benoit and Guerrero represented...and the Benoit figure with the World TItle...

No, he's not. ...sorry, had to do that. It's Triple H vs. Shelton Benjamin, non title match. ...thought...Orton loses his match tonight against Batista, Shelton wins this one...and Shelton gets on the list for contenders.

Yes, it's non-title.

And in seriousness for Shelton's finisher...why not give him the Texas Cloverleaf? It's not like Dean-O Machine-O is using it anymore.

He has the Shelton Splash. Pfft. A splash only works if you weigh 300+ pounds. One word: Sting.

He has the Shelton Splash.

THANK YOU, SHELTON!

Now if this poll was legit...what would happen in the event of a tie?

...is it me, or were the cheers for the ballots about even? Terra Ryzin makes his way out to the ring!

...Bischoff is busting out the Backlund words now.

Let's see if that's the only thing that they do with Bossman now, or they'll actually do like they did with Mr. Perfect and give him more of a tribute. ...probably not, but still.

Last I heard he was still injured. Either that or he's in Ohio Valley to retune his...um...skills.

I think they would keep in the Stormtrooper conking his head on the door. In Ep II, Jango did it getting into Slave 1, and the commentarry by Lucas and staff said that it's going to be an in-joke: Jango couldn't see well through the helmet and kept hitting his head on doors, and the Stormtroopers, being clones of Jango, had the same problem.

...huh, Richards isn't wearing Pink tonight. Wonder why...

The Porn Star vs. Chuck "Nose Breaker" Palumbo!

So we've had all of one match on Heat tonight... Will we get more than 2?