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Ominous Taker Promo. ...but it's just not the same without <Old School Mankind>UNCLE PAUL!</OSM>

"The Story started a long long time ago..." ...in a galaxy Far Far away? ...Jedi Ric came back to mind.

That would be scary.

I always wondered just how big that fist was. Heidenreich now gives me a size example. Thank you, Hedienreich.

Jackie is dressed too...conservitively...tonight.

Exslade ZX: I think he was being joking.

...I miss the days when Angle wore his t-shirts to the ring.

spman: This is off topic...but seeing who Tenta is giving the splash to in that picture kinda brings a tear to the eye. Back on topic though...I'm kinda hoping the other Dupree makes it into WWE. The sooner he gets in, the sooner the chance of Rene dumping Kenzo as a tag team partner.

"Brock Lesnar vs. Yokozuna (F5 that!)" For some reason, the line at the end made me laugh

The camera opens in a locker room area, just minutes after the conclusion of Lockdown. Kelly Connelly and Max King are sitting next to each other. Kelly is all smiles, and King is just looking at the title belt. Kelly glances over to the cameraman. "Well people, tonight you were the witness to a great historical moment. Finally, one of the SWF title belts has achieved a level of greatness that was, until now, previously impossible. Because now, the ICTV Championship is in the hands of the greatest of the first year SWF Stars, the one, the only..."The Icon" Max King!" Kelly exclaims, sliding back a bit from the bench. The camera zooms in to show Max King's face...a bit bruised, but with a big smile on it. "Going around on the streets, I heard people talking. They were saying that I didn't have a chance of beating Landon Maddix for the belt. They said that this match would be a loss in my record book. They said that title gold would once again slip through my fingers." King begins, standing up, getting REALLY close to the camera. "Well, that just shows how stupid THEY are, doesn't it? Because you're now looking at the most handsome, most skilled, most exceptionally gifted ICTV Champion of ALL time here, in yours truly: "The Icon" Max King!" King sits back down, now in a more relaxed style, putting the title belt over his shoulder.. "I know a lot of you people are going to make excuses for how I won the match...but to those people, I simply say this: I don't give a damn. I'm the champion now, and in my books, that's all that matters. And you people better learn REALLY quickly to like it, because I plan on staying YOUR SWF Intercontinental Television Champion for a LONG time coming." Kelly smiles and walks over to King, sitting on his lap as she walks over. "And just a reminder...now that King is the ICTV Champ, that gives me a little more power around here. So SWF Stockholders...think about it: my offer still stands to relieve you of the burden of ownership." King looks Kelly right in the face. "Babe, you're damn beautiful when you're talking of power." Kelly smirks back to him. "And I'm not beautiful otherwise?" King's grin grows really wide now, as he turns his attention back to the camera. "I would have to say this segment is now over." he says, shooing the cameraman away as he and Kelly lay down on the bench. After the door is closed, sounds of moaning and panting can be heard from the other side....

I'd like to call the opening promo, if possible. I have my reasons for it. Oh, and I find it an honor to team with Rev Zero. Just for the record.

Hey, I'm just wondering...this is only slightly off topic... I heard there was a Darth Vader vs. Darth Maul comic somewhere out there... Has anyone ever read it? If so, what's it about?

Minor note after watching the trilogy with the Audio Commetarry. I like the point that Carrie Fisher made...that Han had 1 outfit basically the entire trilogy...Leia had about 6...and Leia's mother had about 3 Million ("Every time she walked through the door, she had a new outfit") Just made me laugh for some reason.

Just some Star Wars thoughts that I had while looking at the old movies: 1) I know that it's 30 years between Episode 1 and Episode 4...and 10 years between Episode 1 and Episode 2...but how long of a time frame is it between Episodes 4, 5, and 6? 2) If Padme survives in Episode 3, which I figure she does...does that mean that she was on Alderan when it was destroyed by Death Star 1? 3) Not really major...but what happened to Gardula the Hutt? I'm assuming that was her when Jabba came out to watch the Pod Race in Episode 1... Any ideas?

Batista interrupted Ric trying to lift something with The Force.

WRONG Carmella. I would like Christy more than you.

It's Vince's Angels!

To the people complaining about Jericho's hair... It could be worse. He could be bald.

...Flair with a lightsaber is a scary image.

For some reason, I would like to see Ric Flair and Bill Cosby in a debate.

Damn, Ric is just running down EVERYONE. It's like he's reading his book out loud.

That's a matter of opinion. I happen to enjoy it rather greatly.

That's BOOOOOOOT to you.

Maybe...don't remember that much about Test in 00. Still, I'm liking Snitsky better than Test for some reason. ...though, speaking of Test, where is he at? Is he gone for good now?

And a legendary Smackdown 02 feud is relived tonight on Raw!