ChrisMWaters

...if HHH is going to dress like that, at LEAST go back to "Ode To Joy"

<Bischoff>The moment you've all been waiting for! <me>The death of HHH?

If Kane could do one, I think the Pumpster could do one.

...does this mean that Steiner is going to drive down to the ring and spray HHH with Steroid Juice?

PUT HIM IN THE RECLINER FOR AN HOUR SCOTTY!

Sir Steiner of Michigan!

SPINAROONIE! THE "REAL" MOST ELECTRIFYING MOVE!

Test can be the next Van Hammer. He'll almost never wrestle. Stacy can be Raven's ho. No no Test will be Tommy Dreamer and Stacy will be Beulah. Hopefully Test gets crucified. Who would play the role of Cactus Jack then?

OK...Liontamer or Walls? Nope...INSIDE CRADLE! The move of the night, ladies and gentlemen!

BOOKER T CHANT! I love Orlando fans.

Yeah, I just noticed that too. That would be funny if they had the guys sell it like Rock. or like Hall The Rock selling of the move was as goofy as the People's Elbow.

I Respect you...BOOKERMAN!

....by the way...anyone notice in that Dead to Rights commercial that the main character in the game does a kneel-down Stone Cold Stunner? ...don't know why I felt compelled to mention that, I just did.

Why go against a sure bet?

...poor Jericho...the went to commercial on him...

Smarks go wild for the taste of Raven! ...that doesn't sound right, does it? ...and is it me, or is Jericho getting Love Handles?

RAVEN!

You know what I would love to hear chanted during this whole main event thing for some bizarre reason... WE WANT STING!

AAAAAGH! No more close-ups on Steiner's arms like that!

How long before the painting on Jeff's arm engulfs the rest of Jeff's body?

CHEST PROTECTORS = RATINGS! ...and remember...he was wearing it when he beat HHH for the European Title.

I was making a joke...The Hitman.

Wouldn't "classic Dudleyz" mean they're full-on heels? Because that's the only Dudleyz I'm interested in. Quit splitting hairs. FOLEY'S TITLE WIN! ...see people...THIS is why you shouldn't complain about Angle's title win.

And now a commercial for Bret Hart's starring role video game series.

Hmm...I have to wonder.... Is Regal like Goldmember? His winky was replaced with Brass Knuckles?