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    Guys, I thought you should know.

    Sorry, I didn't mean to offend.... ...so does that mean that you want to take a shot in the mouth then?
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    Being Fat in America

    Eh, don't take it too personally. The fact that 90% of the board is probably white probably helped. Besides, I listen to a lot of "white" music yet am as far from white as possible, if you were to look at me anyways. The drug thing had to do with pot smoking, not being white. Although I don't know what you're trying to say with your stat; that you find it unfair to white kids that they're depicted in that manner when black kids are selling more drugs (unlikely since it's more like they're being caught more) or that black kids are simply treated unfairly in regards to the situation? I just think that no one investigates that sort of shit in the suburbs. In poor inner city areas aka the ghetto it's the norm.
  3. Your Paragon of Virtue

    Being Fat in America

    Maybe it was the fact that you liked Dave Matthews Band and talked about selling drugs as a teen or something. I don't remember exactly.
  4. Your Paragon of Virtue

    Being Fat in America

    Jesus you sound like a professional athlete or something. Don't you like have a job or go to school or anything? Oh, and I always thought that you were a skinny pot smoking white guy. Go figure.
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    Guys, I thought you should know.

    She's too wholesome for you; would she ever be willing to take a shot in the mouth?
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    US Olympians told to tone down patriotism

    Islam; now Allah tells us to ruin the Olympics too~! Normally I wouldn't have to add this, but if you couldn't tell, it sounds stupid for a reason, as in it IS stupid. Eat me. The point being that the Algerians and other minorities in France have been pissed off for a long time and something like that would allow them to make their troubles known. This isn't "ALLAH AKBAR WE MUST KILL ALL THE INFIDELS ON PRIMETIME TV!!!!!" like you thought I meant. Think of it being more like the World Trade Organization meetings in Seattle a few years back, except substitute loony hippie activists with a pissed-off minority group and a couple of guys from CNN with the entire world press. Of course you didn't mean bombing; I knew that. You meant that they would speak up or something, like become activists or complain or some shit. That's not a good reason not to hold it there, and also it's not guaranteed they'd do that.
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    Being Fat in America

    Two things: 1) When I thought I was out of shape, I was nowhere near as bad as you guys, I still looked relatively thin, except I still carried some baby fat that just wouldn't go away. I was always the biggest kid in my family. Now I'm 5'10 and 180 lbs, and now that rugby season has started I feel in better shape than ever. 2) This thread didn't go the way Netslob planned.
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    MMA Comments that Don't Warrant a Thread

    *BUMP* Did anyone see the Randy Couture OTR? I reminded you all, yet I missed it myself. Apparently UFC has released their golden boy, and stripped him of the title. From another board that remains nameless: Courtesy of Sherdog.com: Zuffa, LLC, owner of the Ultimate Fighting Championship, announced that due to BJ Penn?s reported signing with the K-1 organization, Penn would no longer compete in UFC events. Additionally, Zuffa stripped him of his title. ?I am looking forward to moving on and crowning a champion,? stated UFC president, Dana White. An announcement will be made soon regarding who will compete for the welterweight championship. This comes just a few months after BJ Penn submitted former UFC champion Matt Hughes in the first round to grab the title. He had not yet held his first title defense.
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    US Olympians told to tone down patriotism

    Islam; now Allah tells us to ruin the Olympics too~! Normally I wouldn't have to add this, but if you couldn't tell, it sounds stupid for a reason, as in it IS stupid.
  10. Your Paragon of Virtue

    TSM Poster Tournament III

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  11. Your Paragon of Virtue

    Double Paycheck?

    If you tell him that you already got the check, maybe he'll just be a nice guy and let you keep it. At least that's what grocery store workers do. I'm sure this works the same way.
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    TSM Poster Tournament III~!

    AoO YPOV
  13. Your Paragon of Virtue

    _____________________

    I'd make out with that man. I thought you were that man. He is that man.
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    More --- from an f'tard

    It's not meant to be taken OH SO SERIOUS~! but I think that most people in CE wouldn't like it anyway, or they'd think it's dead-on. No one really has a sense of humour. I wonder if the people in GC are as conservative as most of the people in the CE folder.
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    CWM Gets To Teach Impressionable teens

    One time I went to this thing where a bunch of bulky guys just ripped phone books and did weird shit like that. They were a Christian group, but since I don't remember the message I guess they put too much focus on the wrong aspect of their presentation. Oh, and glad to hear it went well.
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    Kaoz is here!

    I was actually sifting through some old threads yesterday for no reason in GC, and came across one where that dumbass guy whose hispanic yet hates hispanic people was complaining about how he had a friend who was racist, and was REALLY trying to make a case for it, and later said his friend was black. I'm guessing that the guy's hate goes beyond Hispanic people, and to just about anyone who ain't white.
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    More --- from an f'tard

    Here's another one that most will find stupid...or funny
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    Religious Fundamentalism and Violence

    Isn't the whole point that fundamentalists take these things out of context, and that's the whole BASIS of everything he's trying to say? Obviously it's misinterpreted, we know that already. That's the point.
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    What sports do you SERIOUSLY play?

    Flanker/Lock I never got this in the US; what does it mean to be "lettered"? Apparently that's very impressive, like he lettered in four sports or something like that.
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    More --- from an f'tard

    There was a British comic that had Tony Blair on GWB's leash. It was two birds with one stone. I can't find the comic. Any Brit folks could lend a hand here. I mention it because I'm sure it would offend many on this board as well, if the one in this thread did.
  21. Your Paragon of Virtue

    Biggest pet peeves

    My pet peeve is people who's screen names are based on crappy actors from "Friends" --- but it's probably just mine. -=Mike WHOOSH
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    Help me decide who will be the NEW

    I love Siamese Dream and thought Adore was pretty damn solid, but than I'm probably in the minority here. I used to listen to a bunch of metal, like Slayer and In Flames and all that sort of angry goodness (I don't care to find the subgenres), mixed in with some sentimental acoustic crap here and there. The only depressing music I listen to these days are The Smiths, and I'd like to keep it that way. Voted Nickelback, the best band my fair country has to offer.
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    CWM Gets To Teach Impressionable teens

    The man is going to help others better their lives and you mock him. Maybe you should give a speech at your former high school and talk about how to be a disgrace of a human being. I'm sure it's an inside joke. He meant nothing by it. CWM, just be really descriptive with the examples of pain that you use. We high schoolers have high "standards" for that sort of thing.
  24. Your Paragon of Virtue

    A-Rod Punk'd

    I'd be pissed off too. Dining with your wife, only to be interrupted by a no talent hack with a *bad* sense of humour? Talk about wrong place, wrong time.
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    A Guide to Incandenza's All-Time Favorite Posters

    I find a few posters whose opinion I like to hear about music/current events/actual topic, but the only ones who I find to be pretty cool outside of that is Inc., Marney, and probably AoO.
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