Your Paragon of Virtue

I personally believe it was somehow related to NAMBLA, as their relationship was abruptly ended upon CP's realization that they weren't *actually* tossing his salad for him. Than again, that's just me and my tendency to relate all things in this thread to perveted homosexuality humour. Nothing personal if you're actually gay, but I don't think anyone on the board is...

You don't necessarily have to be a perve to want a blowjob from Jennifer Lopez.

Now there's two Adam Wests I know... and TWO people who have now told me to stop stalking them, one before I started. In all seriousness, you should tell the story of how you were stalked. It could make for some interesting, yet unintentional humour...

Ah so... I'm off to bed. I really should've studied for that Math unit test. Oh well, too late now...

^Is wrong. I was also naked I have watched it, but not in a long time, I'm not as much of a movie buff as I'd like to be...

OH DEAR FUCKING GOD! I can't believe that actually exists. I. MUST. DOWN. LOAD. IT. NOW~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

^^^Will now explain to me the definition of "Goodhelmet" or be burned at the stake...

I was only kidding by the way. I know someone else with that name anyway...

It sounds like liquor... Beer just isn't my style. I see all thes e guys in mullets and flannel shirts drinking and carrying 24-cases from The Beer Store(Actual name), and I just don't want to be one of those guys. Yeah, it's weird. Than again, I base my career choices on whichever gives me the best chance of getting laid. Lawyer seems like the best choice so far....

GH ^^^ Didn't see the edit RB ^^^Has a bad memory due to being dropped on his head....

Spoon is only cool for last names if you're a porn star: "They call me Spoon cuz' I will eat your ass OUT~!!!!!!"... .... ...."Yeah I know you're a guy"

^^^Obviously meant that for me, as Billy Crudup don't play the foosball...

Mine did, with ease, Fo sheez...

^^^Tells Ravenbomb I was talking to goodhelmet with that last one

^^^Fucked up for the third time, ahhh HELLLL NAH~!! < Has ruined the thread

^^^Doesn't realize I adopted the nick because I was stupid at the time, just wanted a wrestler no one cared about, and is now a role model to millions...

^^^FUUUUUUUCK again...

*Is 16 and therefore can't legally drink, nor will he choose to anyway* *Will however, go piss in that bush over there* Excuse me...

^^^Is great at clarifying things... and throwing scorpions down people's pants like only a piece of shit can, BAH GAWD~!

*Admits defeat*

I never watched WWIII, but it always sounded like a cool concept. I don't understand why it was ragged on by pretty much the entire internet...

^^^Will tell me why the establishment was disbanded...

^^^Has an even *cooler* villain in his avatar

*Punches Ravenbomb in the face, swerving in the process*

^^^Ahh fuck...