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I'm at work...and was just thinking...wouldn't a great gimmick be Stevie Richards and Rosey teaming up a la Blue World Order....and they come to the ring to AC/DC's "Big Balls"....balloons could drop from the ceiling...they could be dressed as foppish dandies with women dressed in ballroom gowns... Hell...I'd mark out.

[ You're so right Randy! Is there anything I can do to thank you? You... Me... Anal? Randy: Hmm... I like that idea Trish. I'd love to. *Trish starts to unzip her pants* *Randy grabs a tube of something out of a nearby dresser* *Randy squeezes it on to his hands and smiles as Trish is bent over* Randy: There, my hands are clean. Now for the rest of this room. SPLSOOSAAYUHTH;H....COUGH...ADFHGPO....COUGH... THAT WAS SOME FUNNY FUCKING SHIT! NOW THE CHICK AT THE ONLINE SHOP IS MAD AT ME....FUCK...

51. Hit the grassroots scene. Send out guys to work MORE indies in NWA. Help them get booked and get people interested. It's a good way to find new talent, too. 52. Do the ONE THING it is obvious that the WWE doesn't do. Come here. Go to other poster boards. Get involved in conversation with US, the fans. Sure, some of our ideas suck, but we do care. WE might even help you. Plus, you can steal our ideas...none of us is smart enough to get lawyers anyway. Ok. Maybe just me. Hell, look at idea #45. Could you imagine if Raven came to the ring and told DDP to stop being a Lazarus? We'd mark the fuck out. Even Corey. (This was acutally done once for a skit on the old MTV's "The State". I was not mentioned, but, I found it REALLY funny)

That could be Orton's gimmick now. He's a completly useless, piece of shit pussy who even stops wrestling real matches, and stops using the RKO. He could just use boring restholds, and have girls follow him to and from the ring. Just a preppy piece of shit fuckwad. Then, have Foley show up and beat the hardcore back into him. Foley could come back and be Orton's manager, making Orton really CARE about something.

Ok. So they FINALLY give Paul something to do with the Tag Title run with Billy. Then, they put on a solid ***(maybe 1/2 on top) match at a PPV, Paul is taken out by the SSP. Then, Eddie Guerrero talks about a "friend" who SHOULD HAVE BEEN Paul London, but, then, no one shows up, and nothing is ever mentioned again. And now, Velocity. Which means, my Smackdown Paul London drinking game can continue (a good thing) because it looks to be rare appearances for one of the Top 5 "wrestlers" this company has. (Yeah, I said it. Benoit, Guerrero, Angle, Benjamin, and London. Opinions vary.) Here is the opportunity for WWE to build up a division of solid workers that can support the framework for the main events, and keep the loyal fan base (US! We bitch alot, but, we are the only audience they can count on. For some reason or another, we keep watching.) happy, and, Paul London is on Velocity. A show that I have no freakin' clue when it's on, or on what channel. Pathetic.

But in a return from an injury at a freakin' PPV, that's the big comeback? He should have come out during a Kidman SD match, SSP'd Kidman's match, and continue the feud...with a SSP vs. SSP Ladder Match that goes 15 minutes at Armageddon. Have London win, and start going after Spike for the title at RR. Then, at NWO, London/Rey/RVD take out the Dudleys in a 6 man tag. Rey asks London for a match at Mania, and we get a 15 minute, Rey vs. London WMXXI match for the title. There great matches, good booking. But no. VELOCITY. And, Triple H is winning the fucking BR tomorrow. As I said, this fucking company....

Fuck it. I refuse to let this die. Last night, I was drunk out with some friends, and was explaining the dynamics of this board. They were lauging hysterically at some of this threads posts. I might even convert a few of them to wrestling fans, if not for the sheer spectacle (and Stacy Kiebler bending over). And they think that a Perfect Strangers vs. Uncle Jessie/Danny Tanner match would rock the fucking house. As long as Dave Coulier(sp?) did the announcing in his Bullwinkle voice. Oh hell yeah.

Really? I apologize. I didn't know. As they say on the streets, "My bad".

I'm pretty sure Pat Patterson will get a nod , if not this year, soon. Sort of like a final thank-you for the loyalty kind of thing.

Thomas Jefferson. Statesman, philosopher, inventor, LADIES man. His influence is still felt, everyday, by every American. While Washington supplied the brawn to the Revolution, Jefferson was the brain. And well-thought out thinking and foresight will always overmatch brawn.

Pay Cael Sanderson enough to come to the WWE, in time for him to take Angle on in Angle's Hometown Challenge...have Sanderson whoop his ass all over the ring...legit...and have him come in as Angle V2.0...except keep the goofy parts out...make him DEAD serious...and a full tweener...he just wrestles...he doesn't tag with anyone, and doesn't join stables....unless it works to his advantage....a cross between Angle/Sting...

Tell me about it. I work for a telecom company, and, I cannot stand people asking for THE dsl....

The funny thing is, I thought Machine and Damaja were decent in OVW. I thought Basham had a good heel vibe going with the Revolution. Maybe put them away for awhile, then split them up. Hell, have Doug show up on RAW as Eugene's rich brother/Eric's other nephew a la a certain newgroups Fertig/Tomko idea.

Corey...I like some of your points....but I gotta add that Monty and Abyss need to be more up front, as well. TNA can give us big hosses as well, plus, Abyss bumps really well (see the AJ matches)..and Monty COULD have alot of potiential. Also, fire Dutch and let Raven do some booking. Why not?

President--Dan Bern President Raised up my hand & said I solemnly swear One January day And just like that I was the president Of the U.S.A. There were limos, bands & speeches Parties to go to I said all that will have to wait There's so much to do My first day I offered statehood To Cuba & Mexico Cuba: 1 state, Mexico: 6 All or nothing, that's how it goes No more border patrols & human smuggling We'll deal with our own neighborhood And a few more stars & some green in the flag Seems like, it might be good And maybe Israel & Palestine Will follow our lead and just combine And then become Israelstine -- who knows? Anyway, that's my first day Second day I told Detroit Start makin' cars that don't use gas And I give everybody a big rebate, 'n' they Started sellin' fast We'll stop burnin' up the air we breathe And makin' the planet boil And we won't have to kiss the ass Of whoever's got the oil Since before Hoover, the farmers have got The short end of the stick With the help of our Cuban brothers We'll go communistic (collective farms!) Capitalism is a fine thing If it works, then great, OK But if it don't, you gotta try something else That's what I did on my 3rd day The 4th day all of our troops came home From all around the earth Afghanistan, Iraq, Iran More trouble than they're worth And I was tempted to say "I'm sorry We'll rebuild you with money and men" But I just said, "You're on your own And don't fuck with us again" My 5th day I changed the army So it's all of us or none We'll all tie knots and walk through mud Pitch tents and fire a gun With just a few of us as warriors And the rest of us gone soft Martians could come and zap us Ain't gonna happen on my watch Day 6 I swore no prisoner more Would face his death inside Thou shalt not kill, applies to us all Too many mistakes besides Day 6 I swore no prisoners more Would ever face his death At least until my jury hears The crimes of President Bush Day 7 was hot, I legalized pot And none of this decriminalizing crap Let it grow in glory, end of story Then I burned one & took a nap Hemp will help the farmers We'll grow hemp everywhere One acre of hemp's like 10 acres of trees And hemp grows back next year! My 8th day I made health care Apply to everyone If you get sick, see a doctor That's how my government's run And by the way abortion Is included in this plan No one tells a girl how to treat her body Least of all some man My 9th day I said sorry This government is no fool Ain't gonna pay you extra to send your kid to some Weird-ass, wacko school We'll do our best to make our schools The best anyplace on earth If they ain't good enough, think about it Before you go give birth My 10th day I made it OK To marry whoever you Would be willing to ride with On a bicycle built for two Marry a woman, marry a man Marry a monkey too Marry a big old rhino And visit him at the zoo And that was my first 10 days My first 2 working weeks Lots of work for the bureaucrats And the paper-pushing geeks Next we'll need a time To go and just have fun So we added some new holidays The next week, one by one Monday was national nude day Everyone disrobed Tuesday was national stoned day Everyone got stoned Wednesday was national painting day Thursday no television Friday was tennis, John McEnroe helped From his cabinet position Saturday, sex with impunity day With no repercussions Sunday, do it all: Nude, stoned, tennis, painting, sex, no tv -- enjoy! Just be ready for work on Monday My cabinet, as previously mentioned Includes John McEnroe And Wavy Gravy and Michael Franti And Ani DiFranco Muhammad Ali, Madonna, Maya Angelou, Brad Pitt (for the ladies) And Bill Clinton & Monica Lewinsky And we'll watch 'em both go at it Next we'll get that Stephen Hawking And make him a citizen and stuff He's the smartest guy in the world England's had him long enough And I will not run for re-election Four years enough of this 'Cause between you and me I hate politics I raised up my hand & said I solemnly swear One January day And just like that, I was the president Of the U.S.A. Just like that Just like that Just like that I was the president Of the U.S.A.

WRESTLER OF THE YEAR Chris Benoit 18 years of waitng for his chance...on the biggest stage...he gave us *****, or damn near as close as we've seen in a while. You can question his mic skills or charisma, but you cannot question his ability and his heart. WORST WRESTLER: HEIDENRIECH. God, I hate this guy.. TAG TEAM OF THE YEAR Le Resistance---For lack of anything else out there. Although, I do like Regal and Eugene. SPECIAL MENTION:Chris Benoit. Well, he WAS Tag Team champ. WORST: Everyone of the thrown -together- because- we- have- nothing- better- for- you- teams, minus RVD and Rey, who are just a natural pairing NEWCOMER OF THE YEAR Eugene---Years of work at OVW and nothing. Finally, a gimmick pulled from the pages of theSmartmarks.com (you know it's true)...and Nick Dinsmore is still going, still making it work, somehow. Gotta give the guy credit. Worst: No. Not HEIDI. ALL of the Diva chicks. MOST IMPROVED WRESTLER Shelton Benjamin---From being a "really good Tag-Team wrestler with an excellent future" to "a really good Singles wrestler with an excellent future". Each week he seems to bring a fresh energy to the show. He seems to add a new move every few weeks, and can go toe-to-toe with the entire roster. Screw Orton...this guy's legit. Least Improved: John Cena. The guy needs to turn heel. The lovable thug thing is tired. FINISHER OF THE YEAR Triple H’s Pedigree---only because when it gets set up, a low groan emits from inside me. Boredom. And it's the only one that is established as a THIS IS OVER NOW type of finisher. ANGLE OF THE YEAR Not one freakin' angle mattered or was done right this year. Sure, Benoit won the title, but, it was like he was the 3rd wheel in HHH and HBK's ego blowjobs. The closest I could say would be Foley vs. Orton. Which was my... FEUD OF THE YEAR Mick Foley vs Randy Orton---Man, oh man, this one was almost perfect. I'll admit, I'm a Foley mark. I love watching his promos, and his matches somehow always seem interesting when he's up for it. This got Orton up to IC Title status in my eyes, and should have prepared him for the big time. MATCH OF THE YEAR Triple H vs Chris Benoit vs Shawn Michaels (Wrestlemania XX) For the first time in years, I was cheering for something that is "fake". I cheered for something that is "predetermined". I was yelling, as I'm sure some of you are, TAP TAP TAP, TAP YOU MOTHERFUCKER TAP!". It was an amazing match. TV MATCH OF THE YEAR Triple H vs. Benjamin. Their first match. I loved seeing it. Years from now, when Shelton wins the TNA World Championship at Victory Road in a 3 way against AJ Styles and CM Punk in front of 90000 at the Superdome, and Triple H is winning his 17th title in front of 1000 people in Auburn, WA...I'll think back to when it all started for Shelton. It saddens me, that there is NO WAY in hell that Shelton will be a REAL champ as long as HHH is around. PAY-PER-VIEW OF THE YEAR Wrestlemania XX---a Great Main event, an almost great Smackdown main, a fun 5 man tag, and a decent Cruisermatch. Minus Brock/Berg and TakerTexasRanger/Kaaaaaane matches, almost perfect.

Two Taker Jakks figures (I call one of them Brian) A Hogan Thumb Wrestler A Big John Studd Thumb Wrestler The last four PWI 500's The Wrestlecrap Book Foley's Two Books A ripped Foley Shirt from an ECW show in Villa Park, IL at the Odeon and a book of about 20-30 pics from some parties in FL (DDP, Kanyon, mostly WCW guys) no autographs though, autographs kinda disgust me

Hey...we need at least one worker in the match...hehe

<back from sucking the proverbial donkey's ass> It's not that bad, you just gotta try it....just hold your nose...and think to yourself...."At least I'm not stuck in the old AWA pink room watching Heidenriech/Dallas/Snitsky vs. Test/Tomko/Nash in a Turkey on a Pole match"

Maybe for fun...I'll take the night off work...throw in a Raw from 99-00, and give play by play for that...ignoring all that is going on in 2004...

My thoughts on RAW....hold on...lemme gather my thoughts on what I actually saw (got to the bar at 6:45...thank you again to Rando's board for the insights)...anyway....tonights RAW...ummm...lemme...ummm...what is the word I am looking for...oh...yeah... COMPLETE FUCKING SHIT. I was really looking forward to a good 25-30 minute Cage match...with Batista running out and showing his colors by making Benoit lose...be it by a monster Dave cage climb and throwing Benoit off...or just slamming the door on him...but fucking Triple Rhodes Russo H Fuck had to stroke his ego...and the Chosen One Orton somehow came out at the end...and proved he IS over...with screaming idiot girls...who...once they come to their womanly senses...will move on to better things....(not alot of Backstreet Boys fans left, eh Vince?)...flubs an easy line...and we get the prospect of HHH going over the ENTIRE roster next week...leading to a Flair/HHH match during Jericho's GM night...either that, or, YET ANOTHER, HHH burial of Jericho.... I am going home soon. I am going to pull out my ECW Dvd, my copy of WM XVII, and some other random things...then...I'm going to put on the new Nirvana box set, grab a bottle of whiskey...and wish for better days of yesteryear... Thank you Vince...the circle is now complete...I am now a cranky old man. FUCK YOU, WWE!!! Sorry...had to rant.

The advantage of going back to USA would be that hindsight is 20/20. Vince can get a contract tha allows for no chance of getting bumped by a dog show, or, Vince can allow it and do a PPV on a Monday or something to that effect. I think the ratings would rise because USA is a better ran network than Spike. USA probably wouldn't have a problem advertising RAW on other nights---if the ratings were good. This of course, requires the product to get better..

Howsabout Ace(s) of Base? They were almost over 10 years ago, too. I'd get Savage out of there and put Monty in. And, have him completely destroy Nash and Hall while Jarrett runs away...leading to a Monty/Jarrett ME at the next PPV.

OK, so in my boredom...i'm trying to think of the worst PPV card that could possibly be created....so far...I've used my idea from another post for one match....what else can we come up with? TEST vs. DALLAS---Ultimate Submission Match JAZZ vs. NIDIA---Bra and Panties Match SNITSKY vs. HEIDENRICH vs. TOMKO---Last Man Standing (ouch...30 minutes of THAT?) TRIPLE H promos inbetween every match (yeah...it's a five hour event) ANNOUNCE TEAM: Stevie Ray, Michael Cole, Maria (the new Raw announcer) Any thoughts? Ideas? I put this in General Wrestling, becuase, well....I think this is the right folder....

Don't forget.... PRE-PPV HEAT MATCHES JR vs. JOHNNY FARIPLAY w/ SPECIAL REFEREE COACH Match would feature Randy Orton coming out for no reason, and blowing RKO spots on JF and Coach. Oklahoma football theme plays throughout. Hype video for the Triple Threat Match REY MYSTERIO vs. PAUL LONDON vs. CHAVO GUERRERO (:11) Match interupted so we can go backstage to see Triple H showing up in a stretch limo, Ric Flair showing up in a regular limo, X-Pac showing up in a taxi, and and Jake showing up just by stumbling in and asking where the bathroom is. PPV OPENING Stephanie McMahon sings the National Anthem after comparing what the government did to her Dad to Pearl Harbor.