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All I gotta say... THE HUMAN TORCH WAS DENIED A BANK LOAN.... WTF????? This movie will now join Blazing Saddles and Caddyshack to form a trifecta of perfect COMEDIES...they need not make sense, just bring the funny. I shit a squirrel...

I LIKE BREAKING ALL THE RULES!!!!!! WHAT'S UP WITH MAVEN'S TRUNKS??? OMG~~~WHERES FOLEY???

Umm...that link above doesn't really help...howsabout a direct link?

Considering that hitting a nuclear power plant with a plane is also Xtimes harder to do than a trained pilot hitting a 100-story building...and that Iran isn't dumb enough to hit us here...this is pretty much crap... Think about it...if Iran wanted to do real damage to our national mood....why wouldn't they wait a few months, when the Iraqi elections lead to widespread insurgency and bloodshed....and they just rush in a few divisions and start shooting everything that moves... Think Iran doesn't want payback for 80-88? Plus, the chance to take out some US soldiers? Iran is the REAL threat if provoked...as they are better dug in and far more loyal to religous leaders than Saddam's people were to him. I shiver.....

Ah hell...I'm going to watch Shaun of the Dead tonight, I guess. This thread has turned me off. Then...I'm going to watch King Arthur. To get turned on again.

New sig.

TNANWATVC:TO THE DEATH SledgeHammer is the first to the ring: "Tonight, we are pulling out all the stops. We will have the matches that will shock and captivate you people here, and the millions watching. Tonight, we will have a Tag Team title match between the best four teams in the world, in a STEEL CAGE: XXX, AMERICA'S MOST WANTED, THE UNCLES, AND THE COUSINS!!!" Huge pop for that. Looks like a great match-up. "Also, for the WOMEN'S TITLE, a ROYAL RUMBLE!!!! We will have TRINITY, TRACY, DESIRE, ELLEN REID, KATE SEAVER, MARY KATE AND ASHLEY OLSON, URKEL IN DRAG, JACQUELINE, AND EDNA GARRETT!!!" Whoa, could be a really great match. Edna may have tricks up her sleeve for her NWATNATVC debut! "Then in a grudge match...Alex P Keaton and Mike Seaver will settle it once and for all...in a WARGAMES with their sides facing off in a final clash. But, with a catch...Seaver and Keaton will be handcuffed on opposite sides of the rings. The last man standing on their teams will get a key to unlock their partner, and they will have the advantage as they will have the chance to beat the hell out the other guy for one minute until he is unlocked!!!!" Now, that could be somewhat brutal. "Finally, we will have a Seven Man Hell in the Cell for the NWATNATVC title....with.... DANNY TANNER...boos MONTY BROWN...mixed boos and cheers... JEFF JARRETT....boos FRANK LAMBERT....silence JASON SEAVER...light cheers AJ STYLES....roof almost blows off building... and..... THE...NIKE...BO....JACKSON...POSTER!!!!! ...louder than the night Austin came back to help Foley win! There it is. This night will be.... Lights go out. When we return....SledgeHammer is down on the ground, and the word THE is spraypainted over his head. FOUR WAY TAG TITLE MATCH XXX (Skipper and Daniels) AMW(Chris Harris and James Storm) The Uncles (Uncle Jessie and Uncle Joey) The Cousins (Larry Appleton and Balki) Daniels, Uncle Jessie, Storm, and Appleton to start. Jessie with the side headlock onto Storm, who snaps out of it with hard Irish whip and a crossline. Daniels and Appleton trade chops in the corner, Daniels whips Appleton to other corner, but, Appleton reacts quickle and nails Harris with a throw-off shoulderblock. Daniels grabs Harris, and delivers a drop toehold which goes into a Boston crab. Cousin Larry with the Arm wringer on Jessie, Jessie out of it with a forearm. Jessie tags in Joey, who grabs Larry and wants to go Old School...and he does. Balki gets caught trying to make the save, but Daniels distracts Joey long enough for Balki to gain an advantage. Double team of Balki, and Larry on Joey, but Skipper and Storm are in the ring now. Everyone is brawling. Uncle Jessie comes off the ropes with a DDT on Danies, and covers for the pin. But Skipper with the save. Now the ring clears out, but Uncle Jessie spin kicks Daniels to the outside. Cousin Larry with the powerbomb to the outside on Harris! No, just Appleton and Jessie in the ring, Jessie hits Appleton with flying clothesline. He taunts the crowd, picks up Appleton for the Full House Slam, but, Balkai in with the superkick for the save. Everyone in the ring now, hittign their spots, until Appleton and Balki throw Harris out of the ring, and layout Harris. Both men do the DANCE OF JOY!!! Then, Appleton with the LEGDROP, Balki with the STANDING SHOOTING STAR PRESS!!! Appleton the cover, 1...2....LIGHTS GO OUT!!!! Back in the ring, everyone is down!!! Back where Sledgehammer was laid out, THE now has CHAMP spraypainted next to it. WINNER: NONE VERDICT: Hopefully, all the finishes are NOT like this tonight. Hot action, good back and forth, but....who are the Tag Champs? Better yet, who is THE CHAMP? **1/2, 1/2 * off for finish. WOMEN'S TITLE ROYAL RUMBLE TRINITY, TRACY, DESIRE, ELLEN REID, KATE SEAVER, MARY KATE AND ASHLEY OLSON, URKEL IN DRAG, JACQUELINE, AND EDNA GARRETT All the women are in the ring. Random brawling to start. Trinity, Tracy and Kate gang up on the much heavier Mary Kate...which allows Ashley to sneak in and tip Kate over the top rope. Mary Kate grabs Tracy and suplexes her OUT OF THE RING!!!! Jacqueline is dropkicked out by Urkel in drag, to which Edna grabs the taunting Urkel, and, OH MY GOD!!!~~~ LIFTS HIM UP...TOSS HIM IN THE AIR....AND CHEST BUMPS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE!!! Trinity and Tracy pound away at the Olsens, while Ellen is hanging onto the bottom rope. Edna tracks her down, grabs her, and Irish whips her....backdrops Ellen out of the ring. The Olsons double team DDT Trinity...allowing them to gang up on Tracy. Tracy is thrown over the top, but, Trinity knocks them both out with the FLYING CLOTHESLINE!!! We're down to Edna and Trinity....Trinity with the whip on Edna, Edna with the crossbody to Trinity. Edna goes to rope, but is met by a flying kick from Trinity. Both women on the top rope now...LIGHT GO OUT!!!! When we come back, Trinity and Edna are both outside the ring, down. Up by the ramp, the spraypainting now says...THE CHAMP IS. WINNER: NONE VERDICT: Ummm...ok...what the hell is going on. Good Rumble match for the ladies though. I'm pissed off though. The same finish twice? The payoff better be worth it. ** WARGAMES Team Keaton (Alex P. Keaton, Skippy, Raven, Petey Williams) Team Seaver (Mike Seaver, Boner, Chris Sabin, Alex Shelley) Keaton and Seaver are handcuffed at bothends. The first two guys out are Williams and Sabin. Sabin pulls Williams into his ring and connects with a right hand, Whip to ropes and Williams runs into a nice rana and a dropkick. A slugfest then erupts as Williams battles back, but Sabin with the snapkick and into the chokehold. Sabin starts choking Williams then connects with a powerslam for a two count. Williams begs off Sabin, who is relentless with the chops. He finally gets some separation in the corner and springboards in with a spinning wheel kick and now both men are down. This brings the first new entry...Skippy. Skippy into the ring, and him and Williams double team on Sabin. Sabin, laid out with a spinning heel kick. Skippy picks Sabin up, but Sabin with the low blow, he comes out of it wih a big Yakuza kick into a DDT on Williams. Williams down. Skippy climbs up to top rope for the LEAPING QUEER SPEAR...but misses, and Sabin with the roll-up. 123, Skippy is OUT! The next entrant to the ring is Alex Shelley! Shelly and Sabin dobule team on Williams, a sweet Two man whip into the ropes is met by a desparation clothesline by Petey. Petey up, grabs Shelley, whips Shelley into ropes CANDADIAN DESTROYER!!!!~. Petey with the cover..123!!! Shelley is pissed! Williams celebrates, but is met by Sabin with THE FUTURE SHOCK!!!!~~~~MY GOD!!! Sabin covers, 123. Sabin stands alone. Crowd chants out "HAIL SABIN!!!" But, the celebration is short lived. Out comes RAVEN!!! Raven comes out with INTENSITY~! and hits a big clothesline and a knee lift. A clothesline in the corner is followed up by a bulldog into the corner…and Raven hits a quick Raven Effect. He covers Sabin, 1..2...NO!!!! Sabin kicks out!!! Raven is pissed, picks up Sabin, DOUBLE ARM DDT!!! Cover...1...2....NO!!!! Sabin begs off to corner, Chops his way out of corner, and hits Raven with a Spinning Heel Kick. Sabin goes to cover, but, NO!!! Raven and Sabin are just killing each other, punch for punch, kick for kick...they are clicking on all levels. Then the clock strikes... AND OUT COMES BONER!!! Boner runs in and helps Sabin double-team Raven. This is over quickle...Boner hits the AP FROM THE TOP ROPE!!! That's right, the Anal Pummeler from the top rope---it's like the Dudley Boyz whazzzup...but...a punch instead of a head BUTT...and the guy is turned over---Sabin covers. 123!!! Now, the brutality can start....Sabin and Boner get the key. They unlock Seaver, and they saunter over to Keaton. They stomp a mudhole in him for one whole minute, Keaton juices big time. They back up at the minure marks so Seaver can finish him off....Keaton limps up, juicing big time, and THE LIGHTS GO OUT AGAIN!!! WHAT THE FUCK?????? The lights come back on...and all four men are down. The ramp now reads THE CHAMP IS....and for the first time....we hear laughter from the rafters...... WINNER: NONE VERDICT: What is going on here? Can we get a finish??? If the payoff to all this isn't worth it...I'm going to be pissed. Good all-around match, mega heat. ***1/2 Commisioner Bob Uecker is in the back, running around looking for Sledgehammer. Sledge is on his way to the hospital....so Uecker runs to the the Locker Room...opens the door....with a shocked expression on his face...he goes "You..." LIGHTS OUT!!!! Lights back on...Uecker is down and out...we see a pair of boots, and a woman's high heels...and hear laughter..... We're back in the arena....and all of the TNANWATVC wrestlers have surrounded the CELL for our Hell in the Cell match. Seven Man Hell in the Cell for the NWATNATVC title All seven men in the ring to start. A deafening pop hits...as Sledgehammer, and all the guys who have been taken out, make their way to the ring....Sledgehammer says there is no way there won't be a finish to this one....so it's a SEVEN MAN HELL IN THE CELL LUMBERJACK MAT....Sledge's phone rings...it's Dave Metzler...Sledge restarts....SEVEN MAN HELL IN THE CELL LADDER LUMBERJACK MATCH!!!! This thing is a mess from the get-go....everyone is just pummeling each other. AJ dropkicks Monty, but is met by a clothesline by Tanner, who is suplexed by Lambert, who is clotheslined by Seaver, who is dropkicked by Jarrett, who is tripped by BO JACKSON NIKE POSTER!~ Everyman is brawling ruthlessly....outside the cell....an enraged heel crowd attacks the face crowd...and IT IS ON!!! THE WHOLE ARENA IS ONE BIG STREET FIGHT!!!!! BODIES AND BLOOD FLYING EVERYWHERE....AND...THE LIGHTS GO OFF....HERE COMES THE PAYOFF...NO...WAIT...ALL OF THE WRESTLERS ON THE OUTSIDE ARE DOWN AND OUT....SLEDGEHAMMER IS CRAWLING TO THE BACK YELLING GET BACK HERE YOU BITCH!!!! The wrestlers in the ring are still going at it, but it appears that Lambertt and Brown are out cold. Jarrett and Tanner are basically teaming agains Styles and Seaver. Styles approaches them, but, SEAVER WITH THE STYLESCLASH ON STYLES. MY GOD!!! WHAT HAS HAPPENNED???? JARRETT WITH THE COVER AS TANNER AND LAMBERT LOOK ON...1..2...LIGHTS OUT AGAIN.....THE SPRAYPAINT ON THE RAMP IS ON FIRE....AND SLOWLY....A NEW WORD IS BURNING...H.......LIGHTS BACK UP...TANNER IS DOWN!!!! LIGHTS OUT....STILL BURNING.... E....LIGHTS ON!!! SEAVER IS DOWN!!!! LIGHTS BACK OFF.... R.... LIGHTS BACK UP....STYLES IS LAID OUT COLD.... E......THE CHAMP IS HERE!!!! LIGHTS OUT....BO JACKSON NIKE POSTER IS RIPPED INTO TWO!!! LIGHTS OUT... Back in the cell....a spotlight hits Jarrett....there are two figures in the ring...one is a woman...the other is a man...wearing a championship belt...wait...so is she....PYRO GOES OFF AROUND THE ARENA....LAUGHTER FILLS THE ARENA....THE WORDS THE CHAMP IS HERE EXPLODE.... LIGHTS BACK UP! IT'S DAVID ARQUETTE AND COURTNEY COX ARQUETTE!!!!!! DAVID NAILS JARRETT WITH THE NWATNATVC BELT!!!! HE'S GOT THE STICK!~~~~~~ "Get this trash out of here." A bunch of midgets dressed as Smurfs come out of everywhere, and dump the wrestlers to the floor as the cell lifts. Arquette speaks. "Hey everybody. You all know none of this was possible without me. I am the man you all look up to. I came here to take back what is mine. I am the champ, now and forever." The crowd boos harshly. "I am a former WCW champion! I am a box office Star! You will respect me, and the ode to wrestling I made called READY TO RUMBLE!!!" He holds up a DVD copy of the wrestling meets Hollywood story, prompting SLEDGHAMMER!!!~~~~to come back out to the top of the ramp. "David, you don't know what your are doing. That movie is a bomb" "Well, Sledgie....it wasn't marketed right...I thought...." "NO YOU IDIOT...NOT IT WAS A BOMB...IT IS A BOMB!!!" Sledgehammer runs to the ring, Courtney Cox flees in terror, and Sledge, David, Danny, Jarrett, Bo Jacskon Nike Poster, et all look at the DVD box, ticking slowly. Sledgehammer kneels down and grabs the box. Jarrett:"Dammit Hammer, what are you doing." Sledge turns to the boys, grins and says, "Trust me, I know what I'm doing." As Sledge turns the box, viewers at home see only a blacked out screen, then.....nothing. EPILOGUE After boarding the plane to Seattle, Courtney Cox noticed the newspaper headlines: The LA Times--"Bomb Kills Hundreds of Innocent Victims, Jeff Jarrett at Wrestling Event---$$$ missing" The Chicago Tribune---"A Day of Infamy for the Wrestling World!" NY Post---"President Bush and Vice President Cheney Hunt, Eat Bat-Boy!", As the plane landed in Seattle, she walked through the gate and saw him. The dashing, chaming man she was in love with. He asked her..."Did you bring the money." She smiled, and said "Only if you brought the honey". And with that, she dropped the bag she had filled with the stolen PPV money, wrapped her arms around him, and leaned in. In her mind she thought, "This was worth it.", as her mouth met lustfully with the lips of RHR. EPILOGUE EPILOGUE RHR and Courtney Cox must have attended at least six or seven funerals, plus, for some reason, a barmitzvah, so, naturally tired...she laid down to take a nap. Later, she was awakened by the sound of running water. She walks into the bathroom, opens the shower door, and sees....the BO JACKSON NIKE POSTER. She laughs, and realizes...it was all a dream. EPILOGUE EPILOGUE EPILOGUE As his mom called to dinner, the young boy sat in his room. His walls adonrned with a Bo Jackson Nike Poster, and posters of his favorite 80's shows, the ones he would watch in his youth. As he sat in his bead, indian style, he bounced as though a child. He stared at the object in his hands. A present of sorts. A snowglobe. A musical snowglobe. And, as RHR stared at it, it started playing "Real American"...and his head filled with visions of what could happen inside the squared circle that filled the snowglobe. He dreamed of.....<fading vision of Scott Baio and Willie Ames covered in blood....>

Well...I finished it off....so....here it is....the LAST post in this thread until all the smartmarks recognize the HUGE potential of said thread......

Swigg...are you saying that save for the X division guys (including AJ) ...that the Bo Jackson Nike Poster doesn't have the best work rate in NWATNA? Ya know...last night Bob Saget and John Stamos were on the Late, Late Show...and my friends and I couldn't stop laughing about how cool it would have been if Frank Lambert and Jason Seaver (Patrick Duffy and Alan Thicke) would have ran onto the set and started a fight...and man, it just went from there....granted...people that are drunk sometimes think they are funnier than they really are...but....there is some humor in there.... if you are dissatisified with the humor...ADD TO IT...or don't.... anyway....I'm going to keep writing the FINAL PPV...if you have ideas you'd like me to incorporate (this is to everyone!!!) let me know... cause dammit...i'm going to close this out right before we're gone...and....i'm gonna try to get to classic status...cause this is much funnier than the "How do I burn a CD" thread....

What I don't get is this, allegedly Eric Bischoff had lined up $50 million to buy WCW, but, his investors backed out because of no TV. Now, with ROH and TNA out there, EB is just going to sit back and work for Vince? Why isn't Bisch out there, just as a $$$ man, and helping get a legitimate 2nd option out there? Granted the guy is a slimeball, but, he might be able to learn from past mistakes and do something.

Now dammit, while I am at work, inbetween calls, working out a PPV for this, I thought about how, despite my best efforts, the thread must die. But, how do you kill off a thread in a good way? Well...I came up with a great solution, ripping off my favorite sitcom cliffhanger EVER to end this PPV with. And thus the thread could die in peace. But, no. Since no one cares, fuck it. So, here is the final TNANWATVC (Total Non-stop Action National Wrestling Alliance TeleVision Championism) IMAPCT All the wrestlers and stars are in the ring. Jeff Jarrett tells everyone they have to go to their home planet now. They board a ship and leave. The ship blows up on the way back. There. A shitty ending. It's over. Get a mod to pull the plug. Hand in your badges and guns. Throw some ripped up paper in the air as confetti to give it a going away party vibe. Now back to just bitching about Triple H and Double J.

Wrestling Observer is suggesting that a former WCW champ may be making his way to NWATNATVC. When asked who it is, WO responded, but, was eating cheetos at the time, so, couldn't be understood properly. Plus, it was gross to look at.

First off, what is your definition of "punk" and/or "cutting edge"? This is a band that stomped through in an era when it was called "college rock" aka "nerd" and/or "older fat sister/brother" rock" (my punctuation is horrible today). Granted, they weren't alone...but, the mantle of leading the rock revolution of 89-93 fell squarely onto Kurt and Eddie.....the spokesman of a generation BS....this was expected of two guys that if they weren't rock stars would have been shooting pool with me at the pub in seattle last night.... Nirvana's sound was so beautifully imperfect that it could have only been done on purpose...that is where the cutting edge came from...and punk? Well...punk is sometimes a fashion thing, an attitude thing, but never really a musical thing...hell...the Sonics are the most ignored "punk" band of all time....but...who calls em punk? Nirvana sure as hell fits the mold better than anything from 99-00 IMHO. As far as MTV, I never watched it then (no cable), and don't watch it now (no cable)...but...I know what it is...and I really don't think that it has anything to do with music. Music is a live show that kicks your ass, and when you get the recording, you are taken back to that show. Not some budgeted clip with acting in it. Although, I have seen the In Bloom video a few times...and...I really like it.

ummm....WHAT??? 1999? 2000? I'm sorry. The music from those years was HORRIBLE. The last time music in general was decent would be back from 90-93...rock, r&b, rap, hip hop, country, jazz, blues, etc....hard to not find some decent albums from those years....hell....here's five... NEVERMIND--cutting edge punk LO-END THEORY---hip hop with brains IN PIECES---a country pop album that's an easy listen COOLEYHIGHHARMONY---pop r&b with talent TEN---classic americana rock and you can go on and on....what the hell came out in 1999? Millenium? Baby...one more time? some limp bizcut crap?

In all fairness to the newbie...I gotta say...the Kane/UT match vs. Snitsky/Heidenraper could actually happen.... Which...is really...not...good...at....all....

BALLS. BALLS MY FRIEND. I, too, think that Lesnar/Eddie was better than the Triple Threat, but....I didn't mark out as much...because Hooters wasn't packed that day...for WMXX...everyone else was...so I did, too. Because, me, I'm a pussy. BJNP FOR TNANWATVC CHAMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well...he...I have tried to make this "good". If you guys want to help out...make up your own TV...book your own PPV....shit...this is the TNA thread...it's not like we have much else to do...christ....RAW isn't even a new show tonight...WE are the ones who make it what it is... It's like when you show up at a party...and there's only 5 people there...what do you do? Sit around...bitch no one's there...or...call people and beg them to show up at your boring ass party...no...no...no... Your break out the booze...break out the tunes....break out the funny green stuff....and make the most of it....when people start calling to see what's going on...and the person that answers speaks drunken gibberish and there's voices in the background...and loud music...people start showing up...then more...then more... Make what you will out of it...I ain't giving up... At least no untill BJNP is the newwwwwww TNANWATVC CHAMPION OF THE WORLD... CHECK THE MOTHERFUCKIN' SIG!!!!!!!!!!

This thread will never die. Unless it goes classic...which...apparently we haven't hit yet. Let's all help out here, m'kay.

That reminds me...where can I get a still of the shot of Molly on her entrance video...when her hair was short but styled, and she's kinda pouting...man...nice. Oh...and the Trintiy ass shot again would be nice. You have your mission. Go fetch.

I realized I haven't really put a decent thread or post out there for awhile (with the exception of my BRILLIANT PPV of TV stars), so, in the intrest of fairness...I got to thinking...I really like some of the guys in TNA, and, if they fold, where will they go? We all know that Jarett, Hall, Nash, Savage, et al are pretty much done with Vince...but...who would Vince go after? Would an influx of TNA guys pick up the boredom that has become the WWE? What I would ideally like is for Bischoff and Heyman to tell Vince to go to hell. If Bisch can get those investors back from when he almost bought WCW, and realize that Heyman is a visionary...they could splinter off from WWE. The guys that Heyman still has loyalty from (Tazz, the Dudleys. Dreamer) might be tempted to join Paul E. Bisch has no loyalties, but, he may be able to convince a few guys to ask for release as well. Take these two guys, and start a new promotion. Hell, Bisch could buy the TNA name from Panda and use what little name power it has. Paul E has no love for the KOW guys, but, could work wonders with AJ, Sabin, Daniels, et al. Since none of this will/would happen...the next logical step is for some of the TNA guys to end up in WWE. Who do you guys see as being WWE-worthy? My picks: Monty Brown---Vince loves him some big ex football guys. Abyss---would end up being some sidekick type AJ Styles---would join with Paul London, Akio, and Chavo to make Velocity the best show WWE has to offer All of Team Canada---Eh, cheap Canadian pops come off great on TV They would all, of course, be wasted. But, who else would fit some place in the WWE?

Hey...a while back I suggested that this year for one of the October PPVs they should call it Halloween Havoc, and each guy has to come to the ring and wrestle dressed as their favorite wrestler. Imagine: Chris Jericho as Triple H Chris Benoit as Bret Hart (Could you imagine Benoit with the glasses and the coat?) Eddie Guerrero as Dean Malenko Eugene as the Macho Man William Regal as Davey Boy Batista as the Ulitmate Warrior Victoria as LOD Sunny (Victoria+leather=ratings) the return of the mighty SHOWSTER Triple H coming to ring as THE CROCK and...one night only... The Rock....as Vince McMahon oh yeah...and Steven Richards and Mick Foley have to show up and do everybody they can think of in two hours and forty five minutes....Especially if they come to the ring dressed as Stephanie and Shane (I don't care who is who) This would of course, be the greatest and worst PPV of all time. I would pay now to see it happen.

The dumbest finisher in history? History? Really? Ok...here we go... The People's Elbow The Hogan Legdrop Mr. Socko The Rock Bottom There's four so far...and I just don't have time to continue. I've said it before, I'll say it again. I love wrestling. I like parts of TNA, parts of WWE,parts of ROH, etc etc etc No promotion is perfect, but, let's really think about classifying anything as "best" or "worst" or "dumbest" unless used in absolute opinion terms ie Natile Portman in Closer shows off the BEST ass in Hollywood. It's an opinion that doesn't make me sound all that smart or all that stupid. Saying the CD is the worst finisher, makes you sound like the "dumbest" person on this board.

Corey, you are going soft on me m'boy.

Ummm....you are saying that AJ and Petey can't work? What? I mean, they are no BJNP*....but...they can go.... You must be a WWEMARK. Sorry....I just cannot be that mean to someone. I'm sorry. You aren't a WWEMARK. But I bet you loved you some WCW circa 2000.

I just can't wait to see if Corey likes the end of the show. I covet Corey's opinon like that of a father trying to prove he's cool to his young daughter.