Conspiracy_Victim

IGN really went over the top for this April Fool's Joke. They actually made a "trailer" for a Legend of Zelda movie. Apart from a few somewhat dated CGI shots, it actually looks like a legit trailer, albeit for an Uwe Boll- level movie. Trailer's located at http://movies.ign.com/articles/863/863492p1.html .

I was curious about that myself, but I'm guessing (hoping) that Vince wanted this to be about Ric, and having the big boss come out would detract from Ric. Hopefully he was right behind the curtain waiting for Flair though.

Santino the misogynist. I love it. He totally needs the wifebeater and gold chains now.

Show, obviously. I love that little sucker punch Orton got at the end there before taking off. It was "Show"? Guess it's time to check the hearing aid batteries. I figured some TNA fanboys had gotten in.

If ever there was a time for the "What?" chant, it's for Khali. "Joe's gonna kill you"? That's an interesting choice of chant.

That Flair RR was awesome. Heenan selling every near elimination like it was an impending heart attack made it that much better.

I wouldn't mind seeing a best of....20 or 30 between those two. But why job your MITB winner the next night? It's not like he looked bad, but I found it curious.

Dueling chants. Nice. Edit: RVD name drop by JR? OMG RVD's coming back and leading the invasion instead of Bret Hart!

Cody is old school, even in his choice of entertainment.

They're slowburning Kendrick. He was playing the subtle heel there after the match with the pose and shiteating grin.

They're taking booking notes from Smackdown vs. Raw 2009?

I hope London stays away from plate glass windows.

Hey! Looks like I'm wrong! I wonder if they're going to go ahead and split Londrick or press the reset button on them? I'm betting on split and beatdown.

Maybe a random Irwin. R. Schiester appearance in the background reading a Wall Street Journal? I'd laugh.

Man Flair's crossbody on Race was UGLY. I can see why he only hits it once every quarter century or so. I'm sure the bleeding didn't help though. I don't know, I'm pretty sure this is really it for Flair, but my Spidey-sense keeps tingling at all this build up, that's it going to devolve into "Sportz Entertainment" and get interrupted. I hope I'm wrong.

Cade and Murdoch seem to be working a bit stiffer than usual.

W....T....F??? YOYOYOYO!! Edit: Are we to assume that Kendrick and London are off in the Land of Tiny Tag Teams trying to work out their differences?

Man, they're really making Orton into a bitch aren't they?

C'mon Punk time to come out and start jawing at Orton. Please?

They've been doing it for years, without problem (as far as I'm aware) so really, one fluke accident shouldn't make them change their status quo. Yeah but remember, nowadays there's no such thing as overreaction.

It's about time to cut to camera 6. I'm hoping that's part of Orton's promo.

Well, so much for the pyro ban.

"Still Alive" from Portal will be available for free download on April 1st. Cool.

You don't have to wait. Just get Rock Band and download "Hard to Handle".

On top of all that, when Britney signed on Alicia Silverstone pulled out of the role that went to Chalke because she knew it would be a circus on set. At least they got a more than adequate replacement, but still, it's Alicia.