Conspiracy_Victim

I ask myself this pretty much every week. Incredible. Hornswoggle's taking another beating.

How would that work? Lungblower straight into a Codebreaker when the guy bounces off Carlito's knees.

Cody is not "punching", JR. He's "CLUBBERIN' TONAY!"

Does Edwards have to give the belt back since he cheated? Who am I kidding? This is the E.

Santino's trying to keep his pimp hand strong. King standing up for every woman's right to pose nude if they want to! God bless Jerry Lawler and God bless America!

Well, it's not quite Ben Stiller vs. mutt, but Carlito sold pretty well.

"Jaw droppingly highly obscenely expensive Jeritron 6000... in high definition" Good to see they splurged for him.

I guess that's why I couldn't remember them. Edit: Cooking With Goldberg?

CM's only WM match was just the MiTB from last year, right? Yeah... unless he leads John Cena to the ring for a rematch against HHH. Punk in mob gear and Tommy gun would be quite the entrance. Who else did that? I can't remember who the other guys were.

CM's only WM match was just the MiTB from last year, right?

"Idiot Heel 101: How to Create the Hot Tag"

So are they just going to go mutual respect or is HBK actually going to try to turn heel for this?

What the hell is Murdoch wearing? Looks like a robe that Demolition would wear.

Mick Foley's looking at his TV going "Damn, kid, use your head!" at Brandon.

TBS has an "MMA" match? I thought it was a "boxing" match? Wait, the preview says taking on a boxer in an exhibition, so I guess they weren't totally off the mark. TBS is fighting a midget?

Art imitates life.

Nah the Texans will sign him as the third down back in their "Old as Dirt" RB corp. Ahman Green, Ron Dayne, and Warrick Dunn would have been a hell of a backfield..... 5 years ago.

Let us know when the message gets to "Oh shit I just swallowed a bottle of pills! CALL 911!"

I haven't heard of any of these so-called sports figures. The only TV I watch is pro wrestling. My girlfriend watches whatever she watches, but I don't usually pay attention. I've never read a newspaper, nor do I listen to the radio. It's at this point I'd stop any attempts to mock tek, because I'm pretty sure he has a basement full of canned goods, guns, and ammo and he's not afraid to use it, but prefers to wait until "The dam guvermint peeple" show up.

Agreed, the earlier parts were better than the later parts Indeed. Hai. Ja.

A patch that makes Heidi Montag the singer for the female lead signer tracks instead of the dreadlocked girl, obviously.

I'm fucking pissed. My DVR for some reason cut off the last 4 minutes of the episode. I'm not out of room, it just recorded 56 minutes. The last thing I saw (or at least remember) was I've got nothing after that.

"Red Belt" then? That one looks pretty bad too, complete with Tim Allen as a SERIOUS ACTOR!

, presented by the Fillipino penal system. I suppose this beats them shanking each other in the rec yard. Apparently the warden makes them do this. I'm assuming he's got some sort of reason beyond "I'm enjoying making hundreds of men do stupid things for my own enjoyment."

Texans resigned Andre Davis to a 4 year deal. I'm glad they got the deal done, but it sounds like they overpaid. Sixteen million for a #3 receiver and kick returner, with $8 million guaranteed? Ugh. Still, good to have at least one potential weak point shored up. Now just a LT, a secondary, an every down RB, a center who can play more than 4 weeks without getting hurt, and maybe an LB or two and we'll be ready to go to camp.