Conspiracy_Victim

No need to make fun of some poor GMU graphic design major's work.

Apparently this was in today's Boise newspaper: Awesome.

Hey ESPNews, here's an update for you: USC/Michigan's been over for 6 hours! Enough with their highlights, interviews, etc.! Talk about OU/BSU dammit!

Hook and ladder. It set up everything else. Plus the situation they were in. 4th and 18? What the fuck are you doing calling that play? And I wish I hadn't watched RAW, MFer. But I caught most of the game after about 8:30 so I saw most of it, including the important parts.

Only if the tree was on fire, then it will surpass this game. And then it's revealed in one of those "Where are they now" montages that the kitten Brohm rescued somehow manages to create a cure for cancer.

And Ian Johnson rides off into the sunset with a cheerleader under each arm. That's the way it should end. OK just the one, but damn that's about as perfect as it gets.

I could just imagine Johnson tripping over Zabransky's feet and falling down, costing them the game. They would have been questioned all offseason. A freakin' Statue of Liberty. Crazy.

OH MY FUCKING GOD! THAT TOOK BALLS THE SIZE OF WATERMELONS!!

Jesus Christ BSU is emptying out the playbook.

BSU seems like a team that if they score here will go "Fuck it, let's go for 2 and decide this right now!" They won't but they certainly don't seem to be afraid to do something crazy like that.

Well shit that was quick.

I thought he was just trying to get the first. Then they'd call the last TO and get one shot at the endzone. I don't see how anyone in the stadium could see that coming.

HOLYYYYY SHIIIIIIT! The hook and ladder. This game has truly had everything.

Are you fucking kidding me.

The worst part is, they had to decide it would be a good idea to go back to that commercial style for the Orange Bowl because they sure as SHIT didn't have Wake Forest in their earlier commercials.

Fine, I'll post some stupid picture. Hmm... maybe some stupid cat picture, those seem to go over pretty well... Ok here:

Hey, all that pollution doesn't create ITSELF dammit!

So...... Who wan't to go check on Irish/Dama's reaction to the game so far? Oughta be good for a laugh at least.

Rednecks, lol! Yeah, I know. Houston is so backwards. Excuse me, I gotta go check my oil wells and ride my horse out to the mailbox.

That was like the easiest halftime contest ever.

They almost have to or it makes no sense. Where the hell was DX during this? Taking their union mandated 15 minute break?

A Masters/Dykstra team looks like a before and after ad for HGH.

I forget, is it Deano who's running the women's division? I seem to remember he and/or Finlay helping them out, but I don't know if the usual team of idiots books the women's division too.

Awww, I thought HHH was going to say that RKO was going to get the high in fiber, healthy side of DX.

Did Shawn just make a Kurt Angle reference? Edit: No, because he's wrestled Kurt and he made a big deal out of "still waiting to face that guy!"