Conspiracy_Victim

CUE THE BENNY HILL MUSIC IT'S RUN-IN MANIA!!

The 6 inch Electric Chair Drop of DOOOOOOOOM!

Man whoever had Super Crazy in their fantasy league is cleaning up this week. And why isn't Eugene in the back beating up people screaming that "He's special"?

When did Candice learn some actual wrestling moves? At least she put the time off to good use.

I miss psycho lesbian-leaning Mickie James. Second week in a row I've said this, but Melina really oughta just wear her ring gear all the time. Edit: Minus the leg warmers.

The least Cena could've done was give us the Ken Shamrock Special and bit down on a blood packet at some point during all of this.

HE'S HARDCORE! HE'S HARDCORE! Shocking everyone, Umaga now cuts a promo snarling about how he's going to find Cena's g/f, tear her fucking head off, and shit down her neck.

Wait, Khali's throwing them out? He's lost track of the match's purpose.

Christ it looks like you could show a movie on Vis' gut with that outfit.

For a fat man, Murdoch isn't afraid to take a big bump or two.

OK.... So Cena oughta just jump over the top rope before anyone comes out, then go and kicks Coach's ass on the ramp and drag him up to the ring.

Is it just me, or is Super Crazy looking more like Super Chunky? And Masters looks like an idiot again. At this point can we just call him Meat ver. 2.0?

Watch out, Vince might put him through surgery to make him a bigger one. *imagines a bigger Coach* Nah, they've already got Bobby Lashley under contract.

Though Austin is gone, his legacy remains. And oh goody! If we're very good, we might get Cena vs. Khali part 2!

Vince's comeback is second only to Undertaker's "Say what if you sleep with your sister!"

When has THAT ever happened? Well he made Trish bark like a dog....... Yeah but that also gave us "comatose drugged-out Linda". Although the X-7 blowoff made it worthwhile.

Uh oh, here comes Vince to tell us what we want to see. At least this time it might actually BE something we want to see.

The next match will apparently be Nitro vs. the ringside mats, with the ringside mats winning after no-selling everything.

Good thing they divided the roster between SD and Raw. Gives the shows more of a sense of individuality..... Oh. Never mind.

"Gutless coward"? Why you vile scullion! How dare you resort to such foul invective?

HBK's going to channel Jesus to win the Rumble? C'mon man we already know he's won't tag with you, even against the McMahons. What makes you think he'll help you win the Rumble?

Well, I got my email today informing me that I was chosen for the Halo 3 beta. At least now I dpn't have to worry about shelling out the bucks for Crackdown. I get to wait to see if it's any good. And yes, I know it's just a beta. But it's the Halo 3 beta. So I'm happy.

IIRC, Domino introduced her as his "baby sister" on SD!. Maybe I was just imagining it, and I erased it off my DVR so I can't go back and check.

I know I said earlier that they wouldn't get over, but in actuality I like Team 2D. They look the part (leather jackets and "Outsiders" looking white-Ts), use slang, and even have a nice simple style and finisher (although the opponent sold it horribly holding his hands up to his face before the move). I just don't know if the crowd will buy it. And Cherry? She's supposed to be the YOUNGER sister? She got older looking the closer the camera got to her.

Greaser wrestlers. Ho-lee sheeit. I don't see this getting over at all.