Conspiracy_Victim

Like Bruce Campbell said in the Old Spice commerical "If you got it you don't need it but if you need it you don't got it and if you want it you won't get it and if you don't have it the people will know you don't have experience" All praise the Psalm of Bruce. He speaketh the truth.

Oh shit IS Vince actually going to fire all the originals rather than drag it out? At this point, it wouldn't surprise me.

WHAT THE FUCK DID HOUSTON EVER DO TO VINCE!? We sold out the fucking Astrodome, we showed up for the post-9/11 Smackdown, we always show up for his shows, and THIS is how we get repaid??

Well, I guess Holly gets to beat another of the WWE honchos' least favorites.

Jobbing Punk to STRIKER?! WTF? Man, PDA's must be REAL verboten in the WWE.

Between these and EBA, it's getting REALLY hard not to get a DS since, you know, I'm poor and everything.

HBK and [insert name here] as wacky tag champs who don't really trust each other redux!

Yes, bodily harm has been threatened upon the bearer of the sign.

I thought it was just me who thought that.

now that Cena thinks HBK might superkick him, he makes a pre-emptive attack and FUs HBK in the middle of the match.. Well, one of them will "accidentally" hit the other one to cost them the match. I think most of us can agree on that one.

I luff double double E! Only in America! Vat a country!

I'm getting Berserker flashbacks. HUSS! HUSS!

Khali would barely need a ladder. Maybe the 2nd or 3rd rung?

So..... MNM run-in? It would be a little bit funny if they cost Khali the match, he gets pissed off, then squashes them.

I like this team.

Masters still looks like an "After" picture of Kenny in an advertisement for steroids.

Let's all see how Masters gets made to look like an idiot tonight.

I guess Donald didn't feel like showing up live. When Donald said, "Money money money" I expected Ted DiBiase's old music to fire up.

No, she's not a plant at ALL!! I'm sure she's a poor girl working her way through school.

Bradshaw runs out and gives Vince the Clothesline From Hell to a deafening ovation.

Even Umaga thinks that Vince looks like an idiot in a cowboy hat.

After his cage match against Rikishi, I imagine Val's used to getting squashed by Samoans.

NOT VAL VENIS!!!

Edge wearing his sleeveless cowboy shirt so he'll blend in better with these two.

Man they suddenly remembered that they had Super Crazy on the roster so they decide to just throw him in to goofy backstage segments every week.