Conspiracy_Victim

Now we need Tajiri to be seen backstage wandering around quoting Shakespeare.

DX gets 20 minutes (so far) and Benoit gets....4?

The Rolling Germans are NOT the 3 Amigos JR!

Oh FUCK yes!

Holiday tag team of The Gobbledygooker and Xanta Claus.

DX's promo was almost as long as the fucking match! If not actually longer!

Dear God Murdoch don't do that! That's for cruiserweights!

Amusing for 30 seconds, not enough for 5 minutes. Kind of like those Saturday Night Live skits they keep making in to movies.

Is it bad that I want the SS, Masters, and what there is of RAW's tag divison to come out and beat the shit out of DX?

Bah, they wouldn't even be able to see the ring, It would be like Toccata & Fugue In D Minor segment from Fantasia....to them at least. Jeff Hardy running down the road screaming about dancing hippos and crocodiles. Sounds like something out of "Friday", with Hardy in the role of Chris Tucker. Edited for quoting brevity.

Finger paint > spray paint and if you aint down with that I got 3 words for ya happy lil trees On the plus side, i'll be able to pre-order The Self Destruction Of Jeff Hardy soon. They should call it "I'm Melting: The Jeff Hardy Story" That's the sort of name that would attract emo teenage girls. (eh, and boys) "Jeff Hardy: I'm Melting." I say they let Jeff, Matt, and the other Omegas get high and do their own commentary for various old Hardy Boys matches. "Dude that move was AWESOME! Pass those Doritos over here man! Who's got the number for Domino's?" Family fun at it's finest. Alliteration ROCKS!

Hmm.. Borderline squash? Or just an extended one? Show tossing Nitro across the ring was a nice visual.

Oh HHH you kidder! God they're REALLY starting to bug me.

I guess Rory and Robbie haven't been around long enough to know that Kane doesn't take losing well.

Man the crowd just DIED on that 3 count.

I wonder how long THAT will last.

Jeff Hardy gets to Superball for Big Show! Sweet. Former tag champs collide! And Cena faces UT? That's going to be an interesting matchup.

The crowd had absolutely no idea how to react by the end of that skit. Weren't sure who to laugh at. And who's got "night ends with a huge brawl between all 3 brands" in tonight's RAW pool?

Big Show vs. Adam Sandler and Arnold Schwarzenegger in a handicap match!

A wigger, an Oreo, and a Michelin Man!

Now we need Big Show to complete the champion trifecta.

I wish Kennedy would come out and interrupt Cena. Didn't he call Cena out if he had ended up on SD anyway? Well, Booker's good enough I suppose.

I kinda like the new opening. Not a whole lot else new though as far as I can tell. Maybe the chyron's slightly different?

Tetsuya Takahashi just wet himself thinking about the possibilities.

I would just like to say that I can't believe Wake scored on the dreaded Quarterback Throwback play. I could have sworn that play only worked for TDs in the last minute of game time in mediocre football movies.