Conspiracy_Victim

KAAAAAAAAAANE!! Post o' the night.

I may sound sexist, but by golly that's how an intergender match should go. King's Court! King's Court!

I want Bischoff to have a "where's Waldo?" like segment every week where he'll just pop up out of absolutely nowhere and start spouting off like he did tonight.

Coach is starting to look uncomfortable. I like Eric's pseudo-shootin'.

Almost, but here he is!

What is this Bodog Fight? Looks like a cross between Survivor, The Ultimate Fighter, and The Best of the Best.

Masters has gotten used to his new career as a jobber to smaller and more entertaining Hispanic wrestlers.

It's just not right. The announcer isn't allowed to say "Damn, that white boy got knocked the fuck out!"

CRYME TYME bitches! Pop a forty and check your rolly!

3 hour special for the new "season" of Raw? Perfect time to replace everything that's gotten old. New theme, set, bookers....

Murdoch is so damn white he makes my TV settings seem off.

And so The Highlanders go from #1 contenders to 10 second jobbers. I miss Smackdown's tag title scene.

Marines at ringside!! Look out Shawn!

Michael PS Hayes and Gangrel. Let's go! Papa Shango and The Berzerker. Make it happen!

Kenny showing that discretion truly is the better part of valor.

Now we have reached the bizarre level.

Shelton and Coach walking down the jobber hallway.

DX - rebellious corporate shills!

Why didn't Kane just go out through the ropes? AAE wasn't exactly holding him in place or anything.

Cena vs. Lita - FEEL THE WORKRATE! The ring will be like a black hole from which no wrestling ability can escape.

Dark matches all night I guess.

Power outage! Cut to camera 6!

Why would Coach voluntarily give up his power, no matter how temporary, to Eric? Coach always seemed like the corporate whore who would do anything to hoard what little power he could get his hands on. Plus, when Vince gets the jones to stroke his ego on TV again, you're stuck with Eric vs. Vince. Heel/heel leadership feud? No one's the winner in that one.

And I got tired of seeing the Braves in the playoffs for 15 years and I'm still tired of seeing the Yankees buying their way to division titles. We don't always get what we want.

Well, the Astros probably aren't going to catch the Cards or the Wild Card, but this series sweep was still awesome to see. If only they had another couple of weeks or had played like this a month ago. What could have been.