Conspiracy_Victim

Yeah that's awful suspicious. Not everyone can be Barney Stinson.

This has been a very... deliberate... main event.

Ron Simmons got hosed. DAMN! Hey, you know who didn't get hosed? NOT VAL VENIS~! Yeah, I shouldn't have gone there, but I did. Sorry.

Oh God please tell me they're not going with a Hip-Hop Hacksaw...

Yeah it'd actually be kinda funny for Kelly to come up with a reason to sic Kane on some shmuck every week. ETA: Santa ClHaas. Will Austin come out and stun him?

Kelly^2 actually can remember 6 months ago (or so)! Props to her!

So this is all about Shawn Michaels making sure The Wrestler doesn't become a bio pic?

At that time, they will present the new custom Jeff Hardy themed world title that will become the de facto belt for the next four years. That oughta be interesting, I've never seen a championship belt shaped like a rolled up dollar bill before.

Thay can't pry Matt and Kozlov apart long enough for Matt to come out and celebrate with baby bro?

Well Holy Flirking Schnit!

Man, Edge got folded up on that Electric Chair Drop/WitW.

Jericho looked extremely competitive in there against Cena, that was one of those matches that made both guys look strong by the time it was done. Jericho was reversing out of Cena's stuff left and right, etc. I didn't have a problem with how the match went, I did appreciate Jericho getting to reverse the FU 3 times, and I'll shrug at the result. I just don't like Jericho getting Cena, a guy who had his neck operated on scant months ago, in a move that is supposed to torque the neck (although nowadays it's just a Boston Crab, I wish he could go back to the old style) for a couple of minutes and Cena simply powers out of it, slaps on a move that is supposed to hurt a body part that Cena has done little to no work on, and gets the tap out in less than 10 seconds. It makes Jericho look like a snivelling rat bastard after standing toe to toe with Cena the whole match. I guess I'm just reading too much into it. Wouldn't be the first time.

Yeah it looked like he kinda got Booker'd there.

Jesus H. Christ.

So, Hogan's leading the Invasion?

I don't think anyone will know until it happens. Christian keeps things very quiet. Christian does but I figured if he had signed someone on the E's side would have let it slip.

I don't know his status, so I'll ask: Is Christian out of TNA and signed yet, or does his deal still have some time on it? Any chance he shows up tonight to help out (or possibly beat the crap out of) Edge?

That's the most panicked I've seen Khali in his entire stay in the 'E.

Kinda what I was thinking, but then again Sammy Davis Jr. didn't look like your stereotypical Jewish person either. That was one ugly looking Styles Clash. Khali the Mack Daddy in the house!! Complete with new Bollywood-tastic music.

The news apparently was never true. Yeah thanks I just went back and checked the thread. I oughta know better than to listen to most things PWI reports.

I thought Michelle and Maria didn't like each other any more. Taz and JR with the half-assed explanation. I guess this is Victoria's swan song?

Interesting ending. Expected Orton to go over there.

Crowd's not exactly rallying around Batista at the moment. Seems kinda dead actually.

At least, not drugs that are only legal in Mexico.

Now THAT would have been funny four months ago. No, wait, it wouldn't.