Conspiracy_Victim

The shower head looks hilarious. Stick it in a zombie's head and instant blood shower!

Don't look at me, I thought the Reds' pitching was going to fall apart in June. Lidge just aggravates me. He'll have an outing like last night (1 IP, 3 K, 10 pitches) and you think he's out of his whatever is going on, then he'll give up 3 runs in 2/3rds of an inning in his next outing. He just can't settle down into his 2004 form. And yeah, Luke Scott has a real nice swing. That homer he hit tonight was beautiful. Sitting dead red and he got it right over the inside of the plate.

Don't knock Navy, Danville. They somehow became a freakin' powerhouse in my dynasty. Even gave me a run for my money in one of the championship games.

Fuckin' Cards. I don't ask you for much but all I wanted was for you guys to sweep the Reds. What do I get? Isringhausen pulling out his best "Brad Lidge - Human Headcase" imitation.

Very good game. One of the best ones on the 360. Wait until you get to the hardest difficulty. Getting all the way through that will definitely test your FPS skills. And even then you'll die so often you'll want to break your controller.

Dear Lord the Water Temple pissed me off to no end. Then you had one of the more annoying bosses in Zelda until you figured out some sort of timing or (as I did) took out the hammer and beat the crap out of him.

I remember the day my dad brought the Atari 2600 home. It wasn't even my birthday or Christmas or anything. My dad (who was always big on technology, was the first in the neighborhood to have a VCR and DVD players too) was late coming home from work. I hear the garage door shut then see him coming through the backdoor with a box on his shoulder. It took me a few seconds to realize what it was. Awesome kid moment. I've never been REAL good at most games, so anytime I beat one of the "big" games (Zelda, Metroid, Contra, Dragon Warrior, etc.). Ninja Gaiden in particular. Man, what a pain that final boss was.

No, I would've been perfectly happy with a clean pin or minimal interference. Instead you get "OMG THE McMAHONS SKROOD HGHH AGAIN!"

Yup HHH sure made Umaga out to be a threat. Took 4 guys to beat him. OK 3 since AAE didn't really do anything.

And HHH STILL goes over! To be honest what would HHH winning where HBK lost do, other than make HBK look like a bitch?

WrestleMania X8...The Undertaker won in Houston....But Im sure that's wrong... X-7 wasn't it? But yeah that's just about the last time I can remember someone winning a high profile match in his hometown.

So much for any sort of surprise return for Jeff Hardy. Yes I know it's on WWE.com, but you know only smarks and geeks check the internet.

Mick ain't done damn it!

Was I the only one that noticed after Edge did that spear, he looked legimately concerned about Trish? You'd think a heel wouldnt act like that, but it really seemed like Edge was worried for a second. Yeah I wasn't sure if he broke kayfabe for a minute or if he was just playing it as an "Oops, meant to hit Carlito instead of you" moment.

That seemed to fall apart a bit at the end there.

"Edge is Gay" chant? They're trying to channel ECW fans, but not there yet.

Is Melina in the crowd somewhere?

Now playing the part of US Marines, Memphis Tennessee Rent-A-Cops. Shawn gets to play Shawn in the reenactment.

Trish saying "Whoop that trick". That's just bizarre.

Cena'd better call his chiropractor after that one.

Wigger vs. MOM! The battle rap no one wanted!

Hell yeah. Definite must see. Australian SS fans. I can't think of anything to say.

Who'd Shelton piss off to get squashed like that?

KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE in a #1 Contender's match? Has he done anything since Kane2?

Dis would be cool if the Edge/Trish interaction led to an Edge/Carlito match or two.