Conspiracy_Victim

YOU BASTARDS!!

DX interrupting AAE? Heels.

Umaga and Aramando usually get the 10:30 death slot anyways. You get a cookie and a gold star.

This happened before MSG, I think the trade was that HHH eats the job and he'd get a push in return for it. I wasn't sure if it was before or after MSG. I can see why he'd get a push after being squashed by the Warrior in 30 seconds. Wait, no I can't.

Warrior. WM12. Someone want to YouTube it? Not quite youtube but... I forget, were they using that match to punish HHH for something or were they just bowing down to the awesomicity that was the Ultimate Warrior in having him squash Hunter?

That was actually a pretty nasty exit from the ring for Melina.

John Madden's in the production truck!

Oh God, awkward "Vince in the crapper" humor. Terrific.

Cut to camera 6! Quick!

The Shrunken Bush Bangers? I thought that was the name of Vince's testicles after all these years of roids.

Dear God what was that with Michelle?

To complete the stereotype, they need to come down to the ring roaringly drunk. You mean they're NOT? You could tell? And Candace somehow continues to draw a paycheck. I think they've seen too many Police Academy movies.

They're like the Bushwackers with skirts on.

Bagpipes in an entrance song = +10 over points.

The one thing I do like about DX is the willingness to break kayfabe whenever possible. Damn, Clerks 2, Snake on a Plane, and Miami Vice commercials tonight. Good times.

Girls at the party? Forget it the SS isn't interested.

Doane's a given. Who are the other two? I'll go with Val and non-tard Eugene. Not sure though since I never got a chance to see Eugene wrestle outside his current gimmick.

Aww man I thought they were going to hotshot the tag belts onto the Highlanders tonight. That would've been good for a few laughs.

Suspended? From ECW? For DRUGS? Man, I know it's the new WWECW, but that thought still made me laugh.

Damn, they're not wasting any time with RVD, aren't they? Oh well. Sorry Rob.

Pops is on the Maverick's summer league team. Gansey is on the Heat team, as is Pittsnogle (actually splitting time between Dallas and Miami. As for the underclassmen, I know Washington's on the Rocket's summer team. No idea on the rest.

Ignore this double post, nothing to see here.

I'd just bring a "If Cena Wins We Riot" sign with the "If Cena" part crossed out and "Whomever" written in.

Apparently Jeff Van Grumpy as on Mike James' doorstep the first minute of free agency. Given the TJ Ford trade, Mike's apparent desire to come back to Houston (offseason home, family's hometown), the Rockets' need for shooters, and the only real rival for his services (Dallas) can only offer the same (the MLE), I think it'll get done. Of course, the Rockets still have a fairly gaping hole at the 4, but at least it would be something. Edit: Apparently the Rockets also contacted Speedy Claxton and Fred Jones. Fred's a RFA, so I doubt anything will happen there. Speedy's an interesting option though if Mike James falls through for some reason.

Were Monty Bown and Ron Killings ever put in a feud?