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Orton must feel strange not getting his traditional pre-match golden shower.

Jesus no it's.... TEST!!!!

And this is.....?

In the new ECW we let the unwanted visitor finish his promo and quietly leave. Please someone, ANYONE, break this up.

Erased due to the dreaded delayed double post.

Oh Jesus. Well, I guess Sandman gets to squash pop culture icons every week. Vince, please God just let Heyman do what he wants.

And Tommy Dreamer comes out to put someone over for the good of the company. Yup, it's ECW.

RVD makes stoner references! EXTREME!!!!!

God I can't believe they actually found another Torrie but with WORSE acting ability.

I'm guessing they shut down the audience lights to give it a more intimate look, but it just looks like a house show to me. At least we get an "ECW" chant. Not loud, but it's there.

I haven't seen Trinity before, but I like her.

Trebeck: "Who was the drummer for the Beatles?" Connery: "Craven Moorehead" Trebeck: "Who is Craven Moorehead?" Connery: "Apparently you are!" The Connery/Trebck interactions are some of the funnier moments on SNL form the last decade.

It's time, once again, for everyone to come aboard the HOOOOOOOOOOO TRAIN!

It's just not DX without midgets I guess.

So HBK gets to take the part formerly filled by Billy Gunn. And DX is "bigger and better than ever"? Hey HHH, there's only 2 of you. HBK breaking the 4th wall!!

The pop kinda died out there until the pyro.

The Highlanders? IT IS!!!!

IT IS!!!!!

Man why did they not let Carlito do all the flippy stuff when he was a heel? Not heelish enough or something?

Aww man I was hoping JR would bus out another "Where's my hat?" after going off about Sabu. Snitsky with the jobber entrance? BOO.

Sabu nearly landed right on Cena's head. Excellent aim.

And so one of the few real ECW names gets completely squashed by Cena. Good call writers.

So they're going to let Heyman fill the clean up time. Works for me. Cena vs. Balls? Ouch. It'd better be ECW rules. "And where's my hat?" LOL

You Can't Do That on Television! Which one said "I don't know"?

The cheerleaders are PISSED! Everyone run!