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There's no other term they could have used? At all? Well, I imagine Kordell Stewart's already on a plane (joke stolen from NFL off-season thread). Edit: To be specific, stolen from Spaceman Spiff.

Indeed. It sucks that the last one is apparently the mediocre Starfighters of Adumar. The writing was OK (always liked Hobbie and Wes) but the entire plot just didn't strike a chord with me. And, while it was good to see Wedge get the proverbial happy ending, I just didn't like how everything finished tied up with a pretty bow.

That could be watchable. Big Show's usually pretty good in hardcore matches. No sells a bunch of cane shots, picks up a win. Then they go out drinking. Hilarity ensues.

It defied description. I won't say if that's a good thing or a bad thing.

What are the highlanders?? HIGHLANDERS THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE! Except of course, that there's two of them.

Or he just poisoned BOTH bottles after spending years building up an immunity to it. Never go up against a McMahon when ass-kissing is on the line!!

We now bring you to the main event of the evening: VINCE McMAHON'S ASS!!

Sorry Beth, but the fans don't care.

Too soon for a "PWNED!" graphic? Balderdash. Graph on! Indeed. The show must go on and all.

Too soon for a "PWNED!" graphic?

Holy shit I just rewond my DVR and saw it. Lillian really did go flying.

C'mon Nitro. If Melina's going to fake a fall at least hit a low blow or something before the rollup.

THOSE are the fuckin' Blu's nowadays? Tell me you're kidding. Of course...the Blu's were the Harris Brothers, I think. Thank God. I can't keep track of where everyone is. As far as I knew they WERE the Harris's. "Lillian" chant?

Maybe last week, but this week's Fake Kane (from now on I shall refer to his simply as FK) looks at least 4 inches shorter than last week's FK.

THOSE are the fuckin' Blu's nowadays? Tell me you're kidding.

A...crazy Scottish tag team? With ripoff Berserker outfits?

I thought Cade was blond? Now he looks like Trent Reznor's roided up brother.

CAN EVER CONVINCE ME THAT HE'S NOT GAY! Edit: Orton sounded like he wasn't sure why he was out for 6 weeks. "Kurt Angle broke my ankle! My ankle? He gave me a minor fracture!"

Oh Jeezus it's....him.

Weird. We're not supposed to remember what happened 3 weeks ago and they're bringing up Edge shaving Kurt, Kurt walking out of an ECW show, and everything else from years ago?

Complete with Team ECK's kazoo rendition of Angle's theme. That rocked the party that rocks the body.

Yeah, the arena's silent right now .

Hey look, on Unlimited they're showing ECW's newest draft pick getting choked out by an announcer!

Umaga vs. Duggan, the match everyone was clamoring for!

Duggan and Eugene... The jokes are too easy.