Conspiracy_Victim

Matt Striker, Michelle McCool's brother in wrestling education efforts.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Vince calls HHH back to his office on Unlimited to discuss Plans B and C.

I really like Maria's outfit. She should be in it every week.

Carlito catches air! Gotta be the hair!

Carlito wanders out to the ring? Where's Maria?

Ouch Sabu. If you're not sure you're going to make it, DON'T TRY IT!

I'll admit it, I'm marking a bit.

Why didn't Edge have to go through the lawyers, signings, etc. before cashing in last year?

A public contract signing. Why, nothing at ALL could go wrong. It's unpossible!

"You're like a member of the family." Pseudo-shoot?

Tazz vs. Lawler? Damn. Old skool ECW. And I already want to deck The Miz. Hoo-rah.

Maybe it's his little brother or something? Yes, it's his brother, his formally conjoined siamese twin brother. It's Finlay's deep dark secret that's he's kept under wraps for years, until now, and the little guy is pissed off and bitter at life and is ready to take out his pain on the pro wrestling world. That makes the Katie Vick angle seem completely sane by comparison.

I'm still not entirely sure what Finlay's reaction to the Leprechaun is supposed to be. He doesn't seem to like the Leprechaun, yet keeps letting him out from under the ring.

Man, who did Burchill piss off to become a costumed JTTS? Oh wait, he has some talent I forgot.

It's been ok so far. I'm shocked as hell at the quality of the match up to this point. And Krystal is hot as hell, damn. Eh, I'm more of the Barbie lookalike fan myself. Therefore, I paid more attention to Jillian. Did they dig out one of Stacy's old outfits for Michelle?

Why are these two on my screen? I'm praying someone interrupts this match.

I think using a chop beats HHH's Main Event Sleeper of Doom and Damnation for lamest finisher.

Please, Snuka babbles in gibberish. Piper handled that one FINE. Yeah but I don't think Piper's gonna get to smack Khali upside the head with a coconut.

"The toughest Piper's Pit ever". No kidding. Interviewing someone who speaks no discernable languarge whatsoever has gotta be tough.

Hey Jarrett why would the announcers know if you're wrestling? Is Karnak working the table suddenly?

I would say that Matt has a concussion but I have no idea where Mike would've given it to him. Maybe dehydrated or something.

Man Matt is manhandling Mike in there. Taking him down almost at will but doesn't know what to do afterwards.

Yeah he had that rear choke set up a couple of times. Isn't the right arm the one Bisping popped in training? Matt may just be favoring it.

Agreed. Mike looks like he can't decide what to do out there so he's just trying to stand up with Matt. And not doing it well.