Conspiracy_Victim

Vince has retconed everything in Wrestling History so much, it's damn near impossible to remember what's still official and what isn't. In WWE-919, Shelton Benjamin says "Brother" after every sentance, and has an amazon daughter. Vince McMahon is a male ring rat for a gay Ric Flair, who has super powers and can transform into a giant pink limo. Was that before or after John Cena Prime punched the time-stream. ...damn, that was a quick ending after commercials. They must have something planned. O RLY? YA RLY! Sorry, no owl pic available.

Ummm.... OK. Would that ending qualify as "out of nowhere?"

Eh, it's not Miami Vice without neon T-shirts and Jan Hammer music.

HAHAHAHA!!! Nice timing on the ECW promo. Plus the sponsor covering up the WWE symbol.

Hey Vince, aren't you publicly admitting to premeditated assault with a deadly weapon?

*laughs at the Las Vegas sheep*

We now bring you the weekly 20 minute HHH promo.

Dr. Death and Billy Gibbons!? Holy random cameos Batman? Edit: If that wasn't Steve on the left, my apologies. I didn't hear Vince's introduction and that's who I thought it looked like.

RVD gets pissed for the ruling and blasts WWE. Rob gets disciplined. Rob jumps to ECW. Jump Rob jump.

I REALLY want to like watching these two wrestle each other, but I just can't get into it.

Why did someone think it was a good idea for Uwe Boll to make another shitty movie out of a video game? Some things are just unexplainable mysteries of the universe.

Northern Lights Suplex by RVD? Who's been watching the Benoit tapes while toking again?

Hardcore Title was just to set up the tag match. And another Fast and the Furious. Good God Hollywood give it up.

Funk can barely make it down the ramp, but I bet he and Mick will still beat the crap out of each other at ONS.

Foley STILL works in the shill. Nice.

NOW the fans are starting to get into it. Now bring on Heyman to bring the segment home.

Yeah he's doing a good job acting like a heel, but it's tough for some of the people to forget the last what, almost decade of just being the goofy, funny, fan-friendly face (with the occassional Cactus Jack moment thrown in).

Heel turn...still...not...quite...there. Almost, but not quite.

I still expect Vince to bust out a "DAMN YOU TO HELL YOU DAMN DIRTY APES!" at the end of that.

I've seen some Ernesto Hoost highlights and bits of some of his fights, but I've got the utmost respect for him after seeing this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wzMJ_RdgHg

Paul Heyman is scheduled to be at RAW tonight in Las Vegas. With Judgment Day now in the books, heavy promotion for ECW One Night Stand PPV and the June 7th WWE vs. ECW special will begin tonight. RAW viewership will be down next week due to Memorial Day so WWE will apparently make RAW tonight heavy on ECW. Credit: PWInsider.com If true, between this and the Wheel it might actually be an interesting night. Hey, I'm trying to be positive.

Gotta narrow it down a bit more than that. I think the only one left is....Mike?

AHHH!!! The goggles they do nothing!

Wait wait wait wait.... Melina's getting punished because someone else got into a fight? And, since she's a manager and therefore can't drop a match or get moved down the card, they may have the guys she MANAGES lose the belts? That seems like a load of crap if true. I guess chivalry really doesn't pay. If Batista and Booker can play nice and Melina doesn't get into anymore catfights with Sharmell, minor punishment for all involved parties seems to be the most reasonable course of action. Edit: Wow, my 4000th post. So many people to thank for this accomplishment. First, I'd like to thank my job for letting me quit, thereby giving me have more time to post. I'd also like to thank all the women who said "No" to going out with me, thereby giving me more opportunities to sit at my computer instead of having a life. Hey! Shut that music up I'm not done yet! Anywaythankstoeveryonewhomadethispossiblegoodnighteveryone!

The ending of that match made me want to quote Dark Helmet when he said, "Now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb."