Conspiracy_Victim

Wow the bookers must have run out of napkins and just decided to play the promo again.

What are you talking about??? That shit is REAL entertaining. That's why the WWF was at an all time high in 98. It wasn't at an all-time high in 1998. They were at the all time high point when they used intelligent thought out storylines and quality wrestling. Umaga is straight from the 80's. Not the late 1990's. Umaga is the same stupid gimmick Vince loved to throw out constantly. At least he's not rapping, dancing, or committing attempted vehicular manslaughter. Yet.

Lucky for him he's not on SD, JBL'd make him do it every night in the shower.

So tonight, right here in beautiful Lubbock, Texas *thumbs up, waits for pop* DX comes back!..... kinda.

Maria swallows! Somehow I suspected that.

Funk yelling "Goddamnit!" and "son of a bitch!" made the segment.

Now THAT'S funny!

He's shootin' brutha! He's shootin'!

This is a very strange promo.

Terry always sounds a little drunk to me. Show some of their Japanese Death matches. THAT'S hardcore.

And so it begins. Wow good thing they were able to dig up that footage on such short notice.

"I WANT A PONY!" Or that. Hey, he could always claim amnesia and get lost in Cleveland again.

Foley the heel. It's been a while. So what tack does he take? "ECW's dead, get over it"? "Hardcore wrestling shortens careers and should be stopped"? "Edge is the new King of hardcore"?

Man he's going to fuck that up royally one of these days and he's going to get hurt.

Dustin can still do a powerslsam. I love seeing the speed he puts on that move.

I hereby dub this match "Tag Team Wrestling 101".

No Kenny in this match. Well, there goes the work rate.

So, uh yeah, Mickie/Trish has turned into Days of Our Lives. If Heyman's booking this, it turns into a 3 way make out session. I don't see that happening though.

I'd Bi-pole-her. Wait, what did I just say? /D-X HHH off

So.... HHH puts down both champs and Shelton sneaks in for the pin, thereby making him look like a bitch. And Masters pretty much always looks like a bitch. So, who looks strongest? Why, HHH of course! Welcome to WWE everyone, enjoy your stay

Texans sign Antowain Smith. Terms weren't announced, and no one felt like asking. NOW I can see why they passed on Bush! Genius! *clink bottles*

Cue HHH for no reason whatsoever.

Id like to see someone jump off a ladder onto a trampoline and do a flying chairshot. That would be Shelton. Do any of the SS besides Kenny have an actual finisher? The High Spirits doesn't count since it involves all 5 of them.

Sleeper? Only HHH wins matches with that.

If ever a post deserved the Patrick Bateman picture, this would be it.