Conspiracy_Victim

Edge beats Dreamer, then after beating Tommy senseless they put some green suspenders on him just to REALLY get to the SMAAAART MAAARKS!

Didn't Heyman say that they'll allow anyone who wanted to jump to do so? Yes it makes the draft picks superfluous but I guess that was the only way to justify getting Angle onto ECW.

What, you don't think Sabu and Cena can break out a 45 minute classic?

HOLY SHIT YOU'RE KIDDING ME!!!

Spent more time on commercials than the BR.

Funk goes over the top?? Did he break anything?

Man, the biggest ECW guy is who, is Balls in there? And Little Guido helped eliminate Henry. That deserves a snicker or two.

Matt Hardy. Man, why couldn't they put HIM on ECW? I think he'd do pretty well there. Not like it's Jeff or something.

Mickie James vs. JAZZ? God no not my Mickie!

Well, if anyone knows porn, it's Orton.

I don't think he could even make leader at this point. I mean, they DO have Snow back.

Still "One of a Kind". Uh, hey Rey, rather than just throwing the chair, how about you simply roll out of the way?

I guess it's ECW rules tonight?

We switched this wrestler's weed with regular dried oregano. Let's see if he notices...

RVD poses! Yup, it's ECW again.

She's hardcore. I wish. Oops, we might be thinking of different versions of "hardcore".

WWE gets the ramp, and ECW gets the old fake brick entrance through the crowd. I find that humorous for some reason.

Deuling announcers! And Justin Tolerable! Ehhh...

Hey! There. Credit given where credit is due.

Cena/Sabu. That'll be worth my two hours just to see how much of a train wreck it ends up being. Plus I want to see if a long-standing ECW spot accepts the "new" ECW. I always wanted ECW here, but I think just about the only show they ran out of Houston was a couple of months before they folded.

When Lawler goes off, something along the lines of "This bingo hall oughta be built from toilet paper because all I see are pieces of shit" moment? Yeah, it's on the ECW DVD. Great moment, with RVD and Sabu beating up half the locker room trying to get into the ring while Lawler rants and raves about ECW.

Hopefully with better health. Now we hope the BP doesn't blow it. I give it 50/50 odds right now.

Disregard. Double post.

Man, I forgot how well he could move for a big guy. He got down to the ring pretty quick. RIP John.

Indeed. It sucks that the last one is apparently the mediocre Starfighters of Adumar. The writing was OK (always liked Hobbie and Wes) but the entire plot just didn't strike a chord with me. And, while it was good to see Wedge get the proverbial happy ending, I just didn't like how everything finished tied up with a pretty bow. Actually, SoA is my favorite Star Wars novel. I thought it was fresh and uninhibited in its creativity. And it was damned funny. But to each their own. Oh, it was good. I just thought that it was one of the weakest of the series. Again, Wes and Hobbie making fun of each other (and every one else) and Wedge finally "getting the girl" were definite high points. It seems like Allston loves to write sarcastic dialogue (Wes, Hobbie, Ton Phanan [possibly my favorite character in the series], Garik Loran, etc.). Heck, he even let Tycho make juvenile jokes at Janson's expense. *looks back at his message* Man, I've read this series too many times.