Conspiracy_Victim

A blindfold match? Oy vey. Still can't be worse than King/Roberts(?).

I'll say one thing for HBK. He sure knows how to work with and play off of the big guys. That was pretty cool. WHY THE FUCK IS HHH HERE!? Well, that's one way to eliminate Big Show.

Do you mean Cena being in Manhunt? Or did one of the other Divas get their start in one of those rediculous reality shows?

So, does Rey and/or Batista run in to cost BS and KANE! their matches?

Ah Maria. How you brighten my day.

Candice must use the same tanning bed as Hulk Hogan. She looks like Daughter of the Orange Goblin.

You've gotta be fucking KIDDING me! Did Shelton just drop an F-bomb as they cut away from him?

Yeah I think you'll be seeing quite a bit of that in the E until everybody figures out how to beat the testing.

Seeing Cena talk about how popular he is in Italy reminds me of David "Man he sucks, but he's HUGE in Germany" Hasselhoff.

INTENSE Shelton! Somebody better call his mama!

Yeah that Urlacher/Bus clip reminded me of Bo Jackson running over Bosworth back in the day.

Ashley's got a little bit of a Jackie Gayda thing going on in the face. Certain resemblance there IMO.

Huh, Cena's acknowledging the boos from recent weeks. I thought WWE would just gloss over it.

Daivari's big shit eating grin during all this is real funny to me for some reason.

I think he's going more classic wrestling. Those are a version of classic wrestling shoes. I know cause I had a pair like that in High School. Really? When I wrestled in HS mine were nowhere near as bulky looking. They looked more like high top slippers than tennis shoes like what Kurt's wearing. Wow they're REALLY trying to get Kurt the heel heat here.

Testicular claw! Testicular claw!

Why does Kurt wrestle in his Nike high tops now? Did he lose all his wrestling boots in the settlement with his wife or something?

Well, news just broke that the Texans have hired Dan Reeves as a "consultant". Looks like Casserly and Capers can start updating their resumes, thank God. Reeves as GM and Kubiak as head coach sounds like a good start to me.

I thought killing a cop = automatic capital murder charges = possible lethal injection.

Damn straight. Given Rico's gimmick, I found this humorous.

Damn, they're jobbing Shelton out to Carlito AGAIN? What the hell has Shelton done to deserve jobbing out to him again? If it doesn't involve a XXX porno he made with a GHB'd Stephanie AND Linda, he doesn't deserve this.

Except for the wrestler on the front, and the WWE logo on the back. yea but its not that bad, the pic of him isnt "gay looking" or anything. Id buy it wonder if anyone will ever remember his one week velocity run as Mr. Anderson.....Anderson doesnt have quite the same ring does it? EDIT: Oh hes shirtless in the pic on the shirt, but again not too bad, hey right now Im wearing an old Raw is Jericho tshirt from kmart back in the day that has a pic of him in a unbuttoned silvery shirt so I dont worry too much about pics I suppose I remember it. Someone posted Velocity spoilers and said he had a cool finisher. That, and there was another really good match on (debut of Super Crazy and Psychosis pre-Mexicools maybe?). So I checked it out. Thought his gimmick was amusing (abusing Tony Chimmel is always funny) and wrestled a pretty decent match with Funaki. And, indeed, I found his finisher to be really good, albeit maybe just a wee bit contrived. Then, a week or two later, he comes out as "Mr. Kennedy" much to my surprise, and wrestled almost a carbon copy of his Velocity match with Funaki.

Well, it definitely wasn't as bad as it could have been. I guess this is the episode where Lex makes his full heel turn. I was just afraid he'd grow into a bastard just to save Lana or some crap like that. Good to see a dark take on It's A Wonderful Life.

That would put Franco in what, his early 70's when the contract expires? Good to see some senior citizens know how to stay active in their golden years.

Three way trades always brought back memories of junior high lunch. You want something REALLY bad from someone, but you don't have anything he wants. So, you trade your stuff to someone else for whatever the first guy wants. Then everybody gets what they want. Unless of course one of the parties pulls out of the deal, then everyone gets pissed because they had their hopes up. Just seems kinda juvenile, but I guess that's how big league economics work nowadays.