Conspiracy_Victim

That was a hell of a..what, 6 minute match? Give 'em a few more minutes guys, jeez. And yeah, watching the 3 of them beat the piss out of AJ was fun to watch. Crowd seemed to like it as well.

They probably thought you were going to whip your coat off and start flashing people or something. I never used XBox Live, so I didn't know what I was getting into. So far so good. Just waiting for more of the free content really. I hate the thought of spending $55 to reup my Live subscription after paying all that money for the system and games then paying even more money for gamer pics, demos, and other stuff. The Franz Ferdinand video is pretty good (the riff after the song intro is catchy), and the Red vs. Blue short is entertaining enough, with a couple of decent laughs. Look for gunslinger57 if'n ya want. And now the wait for the PS3 begins .

Steph looks like she's about to reach out and devour your soul. I get a definite "Nero fiddling" vibe from Vince, and Shane looks like he doesn't want to be there (good call Samantha, just went back and read ALL the replies). Linda looks about the same as always: someone with the emotional ability of plywood.

Yeah King I can see Masters as WWE champ too. Then I gouge my eyes out and live in a cave the rest of my life.

A reverse Money Clip? Not bad. Man Shelton's heat is just gone. That sucks.

Surprising since I imagine Lita's still backstage.

So now heel Shelton is facing.... Chris Masters? Huh?

It's just not a real Flair feud until he beats himself bloody and elbow drops his suit jacket during a 5-10 minute promo that owns anything done in the past year.

Man, now I see why Edge wears long tights. Talk about chicken legs.

Very unconvincing Ric Flair.

I'm betting on a coal miner's glove match. Spin the wheel make the deal, man.

CM Punk coming out and Pepsi Plunging Torrie would've been a bit amusing.

Happy days are here again, the sun is shining clear again.

Ok THAT looks legit painful.

Maria on Unlimited! Night = complete.

Run those stairs Trish. Oh yes, run up and down. Then maybe some jumping jacks. That would round things off nicely. That would be very good. I'll be back later.

That was Bischoff's pet punishment for anyone who crossed him. Didn't matter who it was, they had to face.......KAAAAAAAAAAAANE!

Then he'll roundhouse kick the moron centurion who was poking him with the spear because he was interrupting Chuck's nap.

Hopefully at NYR Helms brings out his henchmen, the new and improved 3 Minute Warning, to beat King to a bloody quivering pulp.

You mean laying down in the side of the ring while everyone fights until the last 10 min of the match. Holy Hurri-sighting. Well, it took JC 3 days to raise from the dead. HBK can do it in only 10 minutes.

So now they're going to job Gregory to THE KING?! Oy vey. Is it just me or does Helms look a bit like Daivari with that facial hair?

So now HBK is #1 entrant per Unlimited. Never fear, the Power of Christ will propel him to victory against impossible odds.

That was...awkward.

HBK has to face.... KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE!!! Yeah I know it's late, but I wanted to get mine in.

*Thinks back to the irritating McNabb's mom Chunky Soup commercials* Don't count on it.