Conspiracy_Victim

Blah blah blah whatever... Where's RVD? (and not in the "Where's Poochie?" sort of way)

Yeah I've saw it on the Total War webpage when I was patching Rome TW last night. I'm going to need to upgrade my video card and my memory (only have 256 megs). For some reason RTW isn't working anymore. Pissing me off. I stomped everyone with the Julii and was about ready to start a Greek Cities or Macedonian campaign. Went to upgrade the drivers on my video card (GeForce 2 MX/MX 400) and ended up getting a page fault error. Went back to the old settings and now it won't work. I'm getting frustrated. ANYWAY, I'm looking forward to Medieval 2. Crusades a plenty, suppressing the heretics, and conquering Europe is always good clean fun.

Must....copy....quickly...

Gladiator (Extended Edition) 10/10

Double post, nothing to see here.

So a little bit of the Mean Street Posse, and a lot of those annoying guys who drink too much and run around football games shirtless. I could see that working. Pick on some of the smaller guys (very few cruiser sized guys on RAW unfortunately), "accidentally" walk in on the Divas while they're in the showers, and a lot of backstage beat downs. I also like Rando's idea, but there's no way the writers would put that much effort into developing them.

Eh, as soon as it happened I knew they'd push the big "reset" button and pull a double take. Although I did like Chloe's reference to the original Superman movie with the "turn[ing] the Earth backwards on it's axis" comment. Still though, I'm glad it's not Chloe and at least they kept this part of the Superman timeline correct.

This si the first DOA I've ever owned, so I can't really compare it to the other games in the series. BUT, throws seem to work pretty well, yes lots of low hits pass over grounded opponents, and apparently the window for counters has been drastically reduced (by almost half I've read) although the computer seems to have little difficulty countering if you do the same attack more than once. All in all, it sure does look pretty. Plays pretty well too. Computer can get pretty irritating with it's constant juggles and counters in later fights, but I've beaten it with a couple of fighters (Bass, Ryu). Haven't unlocked Spartan-458 though..

They've actually done a good job of keeping the death(s) secret. Apparently they've put out fake scripts and even shot footage for future episodes that won't be used because the character dies, etc. etc. Real cloak and dagger stuff, but it seems to be working.

They obviously have something really good (i mean bad) planned for CM PUNK. Gay cowboy to cash in on Brokeback Mountain? He'd already have a "tag partner" in Garrison Cade.

Way to take the "surprise" out of it Cena.

Edge gets his entrance put on Unlimited? hehehe.

The guys at Wrestlecrap must be pissing on themselves in their rush to get to the keyboards.

Oh Jeesus Christ God in Heaven NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So...... Vince is going to play Devil's Advocate to Born Again HBK? Well, that's one way to go.

Someone needs to make one of those ymtd (or whatever those are) with HBK's "Why are you on me?" followed up with Vince's creepy "Ohhhh, ohhhh".

So.....does it go without saying that Flair will be Cena's partner? Or will Billy Graham pull out the walker and make a surprise return to the ring?

You see, we DON'T KNOW what we want. Daddy Vince needs to spoon feed us what we're supposed to like. That's how it works. Hey, Maria's made an appearance!

...Triple H/Gerwertz/Stephanie/George Bush/Stock Market... ...Santa Claus/Dr. Doom/the Easter Bunny/Benito Mussolini... ...Bill Clinton/Josef Stalin/Tom Sawyer/Larry "Bud" Melman... The Tooth Fairy/Pol Pot/Hurricane Katrina/Al Franken...

Would Joe try to give Mama a Muscle Buster? He'd have to find a muscle first.

Wow good job by Shelton pulling that off on one foot.

For some reason the thought just entered my head that I'd REALLY like to see Shelton and Samoa Joe in the ring for about 20 minutes just to see what happens.

Suplex INTO the ring post! Damn Shelton's starting to pick up speed now.

Holy CRAP!

Everyone seems to be at 3/4s speed tonight. Maybe they're all distracted by the nachos.