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Actually if memory serves neither was put with the franchise or transition tags because the Titans couldn't afford the tags. So, the Titans won't get any compensatory picks for either one. Ahhh, good first couple days for Texans fans. Resign Walker to a lower cap number, sign Wade (overpaid a little IMO, but still good pick up) and now Smith. Now we get a good young corner (Wingfield perhaps?) and the draft can go to filling in depth rather than looking for an instant starter.

LOL Angle still talking shit to Eddy.

So Eddy lies, cheats, steals,....and evades police custody.

DAYUM! /Faarooq voice off

I've wondered that myself. It's like he fell into an eternal drunken stupor brought upon by drinking gallons of Old English and trashed his computer.

I miss Dean Rasmussen. Sable and Torrie in the ring together and I have no hope of getting a WHORULON~! reference tonight.

Can we PLEASE have ANYTHING else going on in the ring? PLEASE???

These are the first interpromotional matches Tazz? Are you SURE about that?? Hmm, Skank Whore and Skank Whore +20 years..

How is that Stone Cold DVD? I'm a mark for old school footage so I might get it just for the old ECW and Hollywood Blonde days.

Billy Gunn shoulda gotten about two moves total in that match.

This is entirely too much offense for The Ass That Walks Like A Man.

It's a good thing that Brock carries those logs around as part of his workout 'caue he gets to try to carry 265 pounds of deadweight in the ring tonight.

They shouldn't have Eddy mention his past troubles every time. It kinda lessens the impact of what he's done and what he's overcome. Leave it unmentioned but understood. Eddy looks like he's going to have a coronary.

Well, how long can the second run last, seriously? The fact that "The Mullets" and "second run" are in the same sentence sucks enough. They shoulda learned from the first run.

The Mullets gets another shot and yet Angel gets booted.....Life sucks and I blame network TV.

Uh...it sounds "hip" and "urban?" *gets an image of Brock in a rap-off with Cena* NOOOOOO!!!!!! Brock should feed off his Minnesota heritage. Eat lots of Lutefisk, walk around in lots of plaid, speak with a pseudo-Norwegian accent, and say "eh?" a lot.

The W.....uh, WE Heavyweight Champion? Forget where you were for a second there big fella?

APA kinda playing heel? Huh, what about the "All-American" Bradshaw? Nice job by Rikishi to kinda run over into that Clothsline. Rikishi didn't really fall right though. Looked like he tried to go for his somersault oversell and his legs bumped into Bradshaw, causing him to land on the side of his head.

Hey, where's Scotty's porn star 'stache? He looks younger without it though.

Hmm..Fat Ass and Scotty make an appearance. Can we please put the belts on a REAL team?

"Cruiserweight Open"....Anyone thinking it's a way to get Spike over to Smackdown? OK maybe not.

And we now render the last 15 minutes pointless. Good call guys.

All you missed was a long ass chin lock. The arena went dark when the Eddie segment came on the titantrons. Bah that's just the new "WWE style" mixed with a desire to save electricity. Yeah I don't think so either Askew but I needed it for the whole "EMS"-type announcement. Unfortunately there's no way to do a long ass annoying "BEEEEEEP" without pissing everyone off.

We now interrupt our regularly scheduled cruiser match to bring you this important backstage skit.

That's one 'uge noggin' Kurt had working there. It was virtually a planetoid.