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Although it's on PC instead of console, the Cow Level in Diablo 1. Something about teleporting out of the dungeon then putting another portal between the two cows out in the field, somehting like that. Spoiler (Highlight to Read): Then of course they had to go ahead and make a cow level for 2. Fun level but it gets to be a pain if you run to far and have 50 halberd hefting cows chasing after you.

Damn. Escape from NY SE. Time to make a late addition to my Christmas list. Other than that and South Park it's kind of a slow week as far as I'm concerned.

Nope we had a little "we love Kylie" discussion about a year ago. Just glad to see you're bringing the persona back. I even asked where you got your banners made and such. *sniff sniff* I feel so forgotten now. I'm depressed. SOMEONE HOLD ME DAMMIT!

Yep. If I recall it was due to some pretty major recruiting violations that nearly resulted in the death penalty. Instead Jack Pardee and Jenkins (can't remember his first name now) put in the Run-and-Shoot, put up ungodly numbers (95-17 vs. SMU comes to mind) and didn't go anywhere. Of course that was during the final days of the SWC (Southwest Conference) when football recruits in high school would suddenly get a lot of cash and sometimes brand new cars just before national signing day. BTW I wholeheartedly support Kotenz's drive to bring us all things Kylie.

No, I can't <coughCrouchcough> say that <coughGeorgecough> I've ever <coughWeinkecough> seen that in my <coughTorretacough> life You forgot <coughDetmercough >. I still grin when I think about that Holiday Bowl against Texas A&M when he got knocked around and then outplayed by Bucky Richardson. As for this year I seriously believe Fitzgerald should win it. He was one of the only offensive weapons for a medicore/good Pitt team and faced at least double coverage all year and STILL managed to do what he did.

*plays air guitar* Where's Anglesault? Shouldn't he be bitching about this right about now? Houston's top 3 is awesome (if healthy): Oswalt Pettite Miller BTW, who's their 4/5 pitchers? to the Astros coming from a Mets fan! What's everybody's thoughts on Kaz Matsui signing with the Mets? Well right now it would probably be Jeriome Robertson and, if healthy, Carlos Hernandez. If he can't go someone like Brandon Duckworth (if he can make it through the lineup more than once) or even Taylor Buchholtz if he impresses Jimmah the Hook in spring training.

Yeah I got to thinking that's what he meant after I posted it. Didn't feel like going back and deleting it though since it actually involved research and stuff. I hate feeling that 5 minutes of looking on sportsline was for nothing.

Huh? Worrell's signing for 3 mill per, Wagner's making $9 mill this year, and Eric Milton made $6 mill last year (not sure about this year's salary). Plus they resigned Todd Pratt for $875k. Totalling all that up comes too...hmmm..*pulls out his calculator*..almost $19 million. Unless Billy deferred or renegotiated Philly's added quite a bit of salary this year.

*giggles at Christina "fleshing" the show out* Well if anyone could do it, I imagine she could. Really though I'm not holding out much hope. Of course since I'm bouncing at a bar 10 minutes from the stadium and there's going to be a huge Miller Lite party in our parking lots I think I'm going to be too busy to give a crap about who's performing. Although I admit I still am an Aerosmith fan, so I would like to see them perform. Anyone else mentioned in the same breath as MTV will probably just make me gag.

The video's not as funny as it could be (I am impressed that Evan Barnard directed it though, didn't seem like his sort of deal). The song is funny as hell though. I especially liked the "I even like...no I don't like Affleck."

Goldberg has to wait for Henry to waddle over *stifles a giggle* P.S. Can I give Orton a "You Fucked Up!" For that clubberin' forearm?

According to JR: Kane is an eliminator... Goldberg is a dominator... So does that make HHH a masturbater? /still got nothin'

C'mon Kane go ahead and shave your WHOLE head. What you've got now just looks goofy.

Smaffles needed company. It's lonely sitting back there all day ya know.

Vicky and Molly got the jobber entrance?? BOOOO!!!!!!!

Hm... I think these old "Bod" commercials are playing to the wrong demographic here...

Sugar Shane Helms, pretty boy dick heel. Move him to SD. *remembers Tank Abbott dancing with his green circle* You think they'd let him wrestle Jimmy Yang and Jamie Noble just for the hell of it? Or pull out his Vertebreaker?

At this rate in the main event Gorilla Monsoon is going to come out and beat someone with a fistdrop from the second rope or a clothesline. I'd pay money to see that.

Remember folks, a bad big man will beat a talented little man every day in WWE world!

I think Rosey just bent Test in half....

I'm still waiting for the day one of Steiner's biceps pops like a balloon during those pushups.

The Vulcan Nervepinch of Doom?! Come Sherman, set the Wayback Machine for 1985!

Keep pushing Henry, JR. We'll believe all the hype someday. Sure.

Mark Henry! Mark Henry! Mark Henry! *JR falls over drooling at the hossness of it all*

We're sorry, creative doesn't currently have anything for Mr. Hardy, but hopes to have a new and interesting storyline soon.