Conspiracy_Victim

Vince is dead, long live Emperess Stephanie!

WTF is this shit?

Well there's a ready-made feud for Edge.

Nah HHH and Cena will have a miscommunication and Show will eliminate them both. ETA or not.

Batista just got hardaway'd. Possibly a concussion, he doesn't look terribly steady. To be expected though.

Hide under the ring Matt.

ECW looks like an indie promotion out there next to RAW's group. Smackdown's group too.

OK now that's actually pretty cool. She oughta be able to go up ther and at least get handed the cash. Hell of a publicity shot.

Pretty sure on purpose. Bourne did it a couple of weeks ago. Not as well though. Not exactly. Bourne grabs the middle rope and flips up... Yeah, you're right. Still cool looking move though.

Well gee I wonder if Big Show's winning at NOC now?

Pretty sure on purpose. Bourne did it a couple of weeks ago. Not as well though. Man ECW's not even looking third rate tonight.

Well, it IS his gimmick Yeah but it doesn't mean I have to like it. An announcer is too important in establishing the importance and gravity of a match. Having a moron making stupid mistakes all the time makes it look bush league. Aww man I wanted Kofi and Evan in a tag match.

Tazz desperately trying to keep the announcers focused on the match here. Foley going on about Playboy Playmates, Adamle staring at spotlights waiting for more of the pretty fireworks. What a trainwreck. And "Samoan Bulldog" just to top it all off.

So when are they going to "catch" someone tampering with the draft computer to rig the choices? That's something they could do with Matt Striker. Way to keep up with current events, Adamle.

Nice "What the FUCK just happened?" reaction shot by Batista.

Khali as a comedy act instead of a serious monster might just be what he needs. It can work like the comedy act worked for Show. The Great Kahlister? Doesn't have quite the ring of Showster.

Kahli yelling at the phone got a chuckle out of me for some reason.

Cole and King on RAW. "Ugh" is an understatement.

Legit on Melina I guess?

Viscera would get to Samoan Drop her again. He is still officially on ECW isn't he?

Mike Adamle on RAW, get ready for it!!

How many draft pick matches are they doing tonight? I don't remember it if anyone's said.

They need some kazoos and a chicken suit.

Yeah there are a quite a few tracks I really would like to play, but also quite a few I look at and go "I HAVE to?" And "Walk This Way" is in it twice? Why not just leave the RUN D.M.C. version in and leave it at that?

Hmmm.... Got a bit tougher. At least they didn't waste any time with it.