Conspiracy_Victim

Is it wrong that I want to beat the everloving shit outta that "Mute" kid on the FFTA commercial? The rest of it is bad enough but that little crap warning me that he could become "irritable" really makes me want to break a bat across his head.

They do. It's called Velocity. I didn't say "Albert squashing cruiserweights" . With the cruiserweight division WWE has they could put on a kickass show every week just with them if Vince would get over his crush on big talentless lugs.

Yoshi is champ! Party time in Yokohama!

The cruiserweights (or anyone under 240) deserve their own show where they can just do their thing in 10-15 minute matches. Never happen I know but it would be fun.

It was dribbling out..I imagine Tajiri didn't want to swallow. I'm sorry but that was just too obvious.

Oh no, the mist has been thwarted! What now! Billy Hatcher...hmmm I remember when he was an outfielder with the Astros back in the 80's. How time flies.

Could be worse, could be David Arquette. At least Sean has the build of a wrestler, albeit cruiserweight size.

Well that was a crisp little match there.

There's not a lot more to talk about at the moment. Oops now we've got Geurreros v. Mattitude Connection there's something new.

I've thought so too. Yes it's fun to bash her little prima donna act that got her kicked to the curb, but to me she's a nice little MILF.

Kurt's making a political statement on his T-shirt?

So...umm....is Sable going to put on an outfit or is she just going to wear her slip all night tonight?

Austin was unprovoked! Fire him fire him!

Goldberg with a Hart Attack.

Coach mentions WCW? Heathen! Excommunicate him immediately!

And gets you laid, can't forget about the other commercial. Ah yes...so it's kind of an "either/or" situation I guess. Hmmm it's a chance I'm willing to take.

Hmmm... Pot makes you run over little girls. I'll have to remember that.

The main event is gonna be like 5 minutes. Wait it's Goldberg, that sounds about right.

HHH has lost his smile ladies and gentlemen! Well I imagine we've got some Marines around here and even though we're not in Syracuse I think we could work something out.

And HHH gets to play Our Lord and Savior yet again.

Would they do a turn and beatdown when it wouldn't be the main event? I would think that should be sufficiently momentous to get the main.

Sell those chops Maven you bastard!

EVOLUTION IS YOUR LISTERINE!!

OK I'll admit it. I kinda like Rosey. He's taking a stupid gimmick and having some fun with it and still looks like he's trying. That and he still moves pretty decent for a 350 pounder.

OK the Raiders are making Jake Plummer look like an All-Pro. This is pathetic.