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And Lillian screws up again. Man she must've taken an extra dose of stupid tonight.

OK Rod Smith you're up 21-0 in the 2nd quarter. Why the hell are you thowing punches? Dumbass deserved to get tossed.

Kane's ripping off Brock!

Kane's gonna break out Mr. Socko 2k3. Either that or bust Shane with a bedpan then give him an enema.

Does Steiner/Test REALLY need the whole "looking back" montage?

That's ok since none of the wrestlers seem to watch the show backstage anyway.

Like when she was Ms. Congeniality in ECW? Yeah thereabouts. Then Jeff Hardy got his makeup kit near her and it all went to hell.

Lita...is moving..so..slow...tonight...

All four are looking rather yummy tonight. Sorry I still think Lita can looks hot when she chooses too (i.e. get rid of all the skank makeup and the raver clothes).

Ahhhhh...Very sneaky indeed. Stupid, but sneaky. Boy Jindrak, Cade, Mave, and Orton would make for like a near talentless New Blood faction. If they beat down HHH, wouldn't they get cheered though? It'd be hard to make that sufficiently Eeeevil.

Thank you Jobber. Perfect picture. So...Jericho "Evil Genius" is going to play Blofeld to Austin's redneck James Bond? "So, you wish to play Mister Austin. Well, I expect you to DIE!"

Snow with the Gene Siskel crack. Nice one guys. Well, at least it wasn't John Ritter. So is Maven's turn gonna be wasted on Cade and Jindrak? That would be pointless.

I still can't believe that fat bastard's finishing move is a power slam. How lame.

Poor Tommy gets to get no sold as the new White Boy Challenge begins. Theodore for Pres? Sounds good to me.

I'm looking forward to tonight's Smackdown. I like Lesnar and Angle as well as almost everyone else listed in the preview (almost = everyone without a McMahon or Sable in their name). VCR is set and ready to go.

Well...I'm not impressed with tonight's Raw. Quite a shocker I know. I'll save my $35 and watch my ECW DVDs or something.

Man HHH is more flexible than I thought. He's somehow managing to suck his OWN dick without breaking his neck.

HHH doing a knee-drop? That'd give him a career-ending injury! But it's knee based offense! That's all he has left! These balloons and HHH give me memories of DX throwing parties all the time.

Looks like it's bowling night for HHH. If he's supposed to be the "new Flair", how come he doesn't wear suits everywhere so he can rip off the jacket during a promo and knee drop it?

My TV is staring at me during this Unforgiven match rundown! I'm getting a bit scared.

US Title, actually. Thanks for the refresh. Couldn't remember the arrangements of the belts in WCW it's been so long.

OOOHHH JR burns MTV. He's so cutting edge.

I wanted to see Goldberg Jackhammer Raven onto the stop sign to win the TV(??) belt in WCW *sniff sniff*.

Reading that reminds me of that Bloodhound Gang song "A Lapdance is so Much Better When the Stripper is Crying". Val wins? On RAW!? Did we all enter The Twilight Zone when I wasn't looking?

Al is the real Snow King! Man and I never make Simpsons references either. LOL they cut off King and JR!