Conspiracy_Victim

YO YO YO it's Cryme Tyme!

Don't know who by, but I believe it was "The Great Gates of Kiev" Emerson, Lake, and Palmer? EDIT: Yes, I know it's Mussorgsky, I was checking the name and saw EL&P actually had a cover of it and found it humorous.

Holy SHIT! Lashley lost to Kennedy! Is Lashley hurt legit?

Holy Hell I thought Lashley was going to Screwdriver Kennedy there for a second.

Edge too...The Impaler wasnt it? Eh, it at least that was a variation. It looked more impactful since Edge lifted them off the ground before driving them into the mat. Cody's DDT looked good, but it's just a plain ol' DDT.

War = 2007 Oscar award winner for "Most Awesome Movie EVER"

Cody's finisher is a DDT? Unless your name is Jake the Snake Roberts, Raven, or Tommy Dreamer, a DDT should not be your finisher.

I've been wanting the Jersey guido for Marella since day 1. I'm praying they go for it, but I doubt it.

Well, Umaga's already wrestled, so what monster heel is there for Cody? Snitsky? Shit, is it already time for Sarge's annual match?

I've said it before, but Booker sells his goofy gimmick better than just about anyone.

That's to good for him, they have to do something even worse than that. Dusty Rhode's personal sponge bather?

OK, Santino's commentary during Umaga's entrance was actually pretty good. So, will Marella end up stuffed in a case with "OVW" stamped on it?

Mario errr Santino's mad as hell and he's not gonna take it anymore!

Is that a new remix of H's theme, or one of the seemingly 40 old ones floating around? EDIT: I guess Breakpack answered my question. Thank you.

Does HHH and Women's Champion Stephanie count?

Very Mighty Mollyesque.

NOT VAL VENIS~! I was going to say that but I was holding out for a Val Venis appearence tonight. I'm for immediate gratification. Plus I'm not above recycling material when necessary.

The entire RAW women's roster in one match. At least they're getting it all out of the way at once.

NOT VAL VENIS~!

Kennedy vs. Lashley. Yeah, this will end well.

MISTER......... JOBBER!!! JOBBER!!!!

Cena bringing back "getting jumped in the club"? Wow, I thought all the writers from then had been fired by now.

Uh oh, Cena's pointing out how repetitive his booking has been.

Finally beat Freebird on Hard. Kept getting stuck at about 91% but worked on my HO/POs enought to stagger through it. Now I get to go back and try to 5* everything. I'm not looking forward to it. Then I get to move to Expert. Joy. I might be able to get past Expert before GH3 comes out.

Burke ragdolls the GTS like a champ. He seels the shit out of it without going overboard (RVD's DDT sell).