Conspiracy_Victim

Nah, too soon. They have to build it up into some epic tag team match for the blowoff before the turn.

Cody looks like a cruiserweight.

That's a face that's seen a mess of bladejobs.

JR must be reading the board during the replays.

NOT VAL VENIS~! Well cross Super Crazy off the list. CM Punk makes a surprise appearance on RAW so he can beat the crap out of Marella and gets tossed into the ring.

Snitsky's back in all his baby punting glory!

If they show one of them oiling up the other before their match, I riot.

NOT VAL VENIS~!

Who's that bald guy Cena's talking to in the ring?

Gold chains, wife beater w/velvet track suit, Aqua Velva, and a Trans Am? If I were Haas I wouldn't be QUITE that enthusaiastic.

For Maria's sake, if he starts letting a Russian accent slip she needs to run for the hills.

Ahhh, Santino, you so sly. I give you 5 overness points for that.

Redneck TOTAL ELIMINATION~! for the win.

Unfortunately yes, Val Venis. And here's the Jobberville tag team. They're waiting for the Major Brothers to take the house down the street so they have someone to talk to.

I know I'd enjoy it. In other news, I like to welcome the newest resident of Jobberville, Mr. Santino Marella! Lets all give him a big hand folks!

This might even get bowling shoe ugly, bah gawd.

OK, I like Coach and Regal being "civil" to each other. This might get quite humorous, given a chance.

That's what they call his powerslam. I know. I'm just stating the obvious. There is a move called the "Dominator". What Lashley does is not it. I wanted GM Regal again.

Psst, JR. No matter what they tell you in the headphones, that's a Powerslam, not a Dominator.

Starting off with Lashley. Well, hopefully they won't let him talk or if they do they took his helium away first.

Devil May Cry has started? Dammit. Oh well, I guess I'll just wait for the DVD release so I can get opinions as to it's quality. Plus, ADV does a good job (usually) with it's DVD releases. Now I just have to get my sets of Excel Saga and Cromartie High School back from my cousin so I can finally get my way through them. After that I'm out of new stuff though (finished up Tenchi Muyo, I guess I can watch the movies). I'll have to see what's lying around. or what's on sale at rightstuf.com.

On one hand, I hate PvP shit in MMO games and see it a a barely neccessary evil to placate the assholes who like to powerlevel up so they can punish everyone below them (for the most part, I know there are people who just like to compare their characters and abilities). On the other hand, these people have a memorial in a PvP zone and advertise it, knowing full well that there are people like Serenity Now who can't resist something like this. So, all things being equal, I blame them. And the music is indeed brilliant.

Yes, he's a graduate of the Texas Wrestling Academy. Really? Wow, did not know that. And here I thought the TWA just put out corny commercials from time to time.

One part of me applauds how awesomely fucked up that is. The other part hates you and wants the last 8 minutes of my life back. They are struggling for supremacy.

I did appreciate Hernandez wearing the "Houston 713" gear. Is he actually from Houston? Don't really know anything about him.