Conspiracy_Victim

HAHAH i caughed up all my water when i read that You think rape is funny? What are you, sick?

Whoever said that SD is the NY Jets of this draft gets my agreement.

Now THAT was lame. That beats the countout.

I'm starting to think Miz's little minipush is at an end. Unless Snitsky gets himself DQd.

TORRIE? OH NO WHAT WILL RAW DO?!

Well, I kinda liked that match. Crowd wasn't really into it but I dig Santino's offense.

Did Sheik say something about playing raquetball with Vince? That's almost a surreal image.

I'm going to go get myself a cookie.

That was awkward looking but Lashley gutwrenching Benoit with no help was impressive.

Benoit jobs and as punishment immediately gets drafted to ECW. Cole actually has the temerity to suggest that Lashley can out wrestle Benoit? "Ludicrous" is an understatement.

Steve-O's speech: "Thanks for letting me take part in RAW Vince! Too bad I don't really remember it, but I'm sure it was great."

KING......BOOK-AH!!! I can't wait until HHH gets to recreate the 2 minute Pedigree sell with Booker. That was a special moment.

2nd ever empty arena match! Well, they don't have to be a part of Mr. McMahon Appreciation Night, so they can leave. I don't even know why they're there anyway. Vince DID fire them after all. Thanks.

I had no interest in "Burn Notice" until I found out Bruce Campbell is in it. Now I must DVR it.

Well, I rewound and when they showed the big board after Punk won they still had Khali as a RAW guy, so I guess the "computer" just skips them after they're drafted.

LOL at the bearhug on Lil' Naitch. Well, at least Boogeyman will fit in. Stick him with Thorne.

I'm still trying to figure it out. What exactly do they hate about him? Do they think he doesn't have the right "look", does he not kiss enough ass, or what? he's an indy darling... That gets a big BFD from me. God forbid the guy should establish a fanbase of some kind actually working his way up rather than getting a free ride because he's some roided up male model.

I'm still trying to figure it out. What exactly do they hate about him? Do they think he doesn't have the right "look", does he not kiss enough ass, or what?

Ventura looks good for a man in his early 100s.

WAITWAITWAIT.... A "computer" is doing the drafting? I guess that's an easy way to avoid scenes like Bischoff trying to build up Nidia as a big deal.

I would say that's a copout ending, but I'm really not surprised. Which champ would they actually job cleanly?

"Black Cat" and "Black Jack", which is actually pretty good from all the reviews I've read and stretches across OVAs, a TV show, and at least one movie I know about.

*didn't even notice which bimbo it was* Yeah I didn't.

London and Kendrick busting out a Sliced Bread #2 Bomb from the top rope? Now THAT'S a finisher.

Yup, 4. You run into this guy a couple of times and if you don't have a shotgun and some room to maneuver you're basically screwed (as per the picture).