Conspiracy_Victim

Good thing Cena's got that oh so serious look on his face to sell this.

ROID RAGE! ROID RAGE! Someone get the specimen cups!

That's how he dresses in life......he really lives his gimmick, he doesn't own any regular clothes. Wonder if he'll wear the belt in restaurants..........if he wins No shirt, no shoes, no pants, no service.

What, the Algonquin Roiund Table is taking over RAW?

HHH, the 6 million peso man!

Other than when H thought it was cool to win matches with the sleeper. That's the MAIN EVENT SLEEPER OF DOOM AND DAMNATION! to you.

Watch the main event...confrontation... Next!

Top rope reverse suplex? It's no Lambeau Leap, but I'll take it.

Well, now we know why Regal wanted the 2x4. Oh shit, Sandman and Duggan as a tag team? The possibility is mind boggling.

Why save a 30 second match for PPV? I'm always impressed that Sandman can get totally wasted on the way to the ring and yet rarely slips off the barricade. I think he's got a better record than Hardy when it comes to rail walking.

RAW is Innuendo!

Provided he twirls it before he does the RKO, it'll work. He needs the top hat and cape to complete it.

This is one boring ass match. But considering that it's a rookie and a guy that can't carry a match in a suitcase I guess that's to be expected.

His trunks are Magically Delicious! .... That didn't come out right.

So, will Cody bleed all over the place at the drop of a hat like Dusty?

NOT VAL VENIS~!

The Parent Trap? If I ever actually sat down and watched it, I've blocked that memory out.

Lindsay Lohan in a psychological horror movie? Well, the thought of 2 Lindsays running around does scare me a little bit. *runs from Bob Barron's wrath*

That was a very sensible promo by Randall. Maria's dress gets 5 Overness points.

WHAT....the FUCK....was THAT?!? I can't believe I'm wasting my 6000th post on that godawful ending.

But... But... That's heel vs. heel! Can you DO that in wrestling? That's unpossible!

So.... Jeff Hardy gets to play Happy Fun Ball for Umaga again?

Santino the Sicillian Submission Machine?

Hey look, it's The World's Most Ambiguous Tag Team! And Jeff Hardy! There's a joke in there somewhere.

Now he can go months and possibly not win a match. I wouldn't be too sure about that It's Texas. Booker won't win in Texas. It's his home state. It's a WWE law or something. Only Lawler and Moolah win in their home states.