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It was a lead pipe, silly boy. *beats Toxxic with pipe*

Feel the love for the tag champs. (I like the Hart Attack Eyepoke, personally. )

While the finish to the match did seem rather iffy with the chop-block, the rest of it held up well in my view which is part of the reason I elected it over your own. It seemed to simply 'read' better - something that comes with fed experience - but that's just my opinion and can be entirely disregarded if you like. I was also rushed, having woken up at midnight (I'm Australian if you don't mind) and realising I was late sending in a match and having to quickread through both and shoot one off. Your match was also rather well done though it could have used refinements - that's the storywriter in me speaking though. It didn't help that a formatting glitch chewed the first part to hell and made it hard to read, though. Was Max King meant to be in both matches, if I might prod LandonHawke? It seems odd they'd have him at ringside for the match while Bruce and Ward didn't...

So I should break out the panties and hard to hide boners then! Right.

*dances through thread in shockingly pink tuxedo. Tangoes with Toxxic. Dance off stage left.*

Doctor Clarence Boddicker. Ahahahaha. Nostalgic I feel. </nothing intelligent to say but 'good show, folks!'>

MAIN EVENT SWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP "Deathwish" Danny Williams (SWF World Heavyweight Champion) v. El Luchadore Magnifico ~ Magnifico lives up to his reputation and impales Danny before pinning him for the win. SINGLES MATCH "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins v. "The Superior One" Tom Flesher ~ Spike, presumably since Flesher isn't an active wrestler. That and the man needs love. SINGLES MATCH Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix v. "Urban Legend" Todd Cortez ~ Todd > Maddix. At least in my little pink book. SWF INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP "The Dean of Professional Wrestling" Jay Hawke (SWF International Champion) v. Zyon ~ I'd love to see Zyon get the win over Jay Hawke here, I've been loving the little 'cocky heel' vs 'up and coming youngster' promos between these two. SWF HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP HOUSE RULES: WE DESTROYED IT ONCE AND WE CAN DO IT AGAIN MATCH Bruce Blank (SWF Hardcore Champion) v. JJ Johnson ~ Blankity blankity blank. Blank blank. BLAAAAANK. SINGLES MATCH TORU v. Marcus "The Mastermind" Ward ~ TOOOOOOORUUU~ SWF WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS TWO ON TWO MATCH Wild and Dangerous (Wildchild and Johnny Dangerous, SWF World Tag Team Champions) v. The Crimson Skull and Ghost Machine ~ The Crimson Ghost Skull. They'll fuse like in the comics and win singlehandedly. TRIPLE THREAT MATCH FOR #1 CONTENDERSHIP TO THE SWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP Akira v. Manson v. Devon Walters ~ MANSON. OSITY. RUNNING WILD.

I used to write my stuff as it came to me. Sometimes I'd get an idea for a spot and endeavour to write it in, but for me it was mostly write it out and let the action flow out along with the writing. The only time any serious planning was done was when there was an angle involved. I also made a reputation of getting matches in early. It scared half the fed.

O Fortuna > any other attempt at a themesong for Genesis, of course. Looks like a fun show.

98. FOOG AMS WRITING LETTERS TO FLESHER

75. Maskless luchadors 76. The Sexual Maskosaurus

72. Ebony, greatest crossover success since anything in Zed's regime.

41) Chrissy Stardust. 42) Mall Brawl. 43) SWF Action Figures. We had them at one point. I swear.

22) There's no holding anybody down. 23) The knowledge we were so good we had the SJL, too.

There better be lightning strikes in the Ward/Blank match. Because it's just not a storm without people getting blitzed by lightning, dammit. And I get to mark Cortez/3J. Mm. Violence.

Entertaining visuals.... so many entertaining visuals. And Bruce, don't worry about gaying yourself up. Everyone will just point at me and say "at least you're not Janus".

*accuses Danny of being egotistical for nominating himself just for WC's sake* The Jayson Grant Memorial Trophy - For Wrestler of the Year Hmm. Landon, because of his slowly boiling feud ever since Todd started noticing Martial Law was all about Maddix.. The Divefire Memorial Trophy - For Comeback Wrestler of the Year ELM, just for the way he's been handling his character so far. The Jay Dawg Improvement Award - For Most Improved Wrestler Spike "I Was The Perennial Jobber Of The SJL" Jenkins. Could we see a World Title in his future? The Axis Memorial Trophy - For Most Under-appreciated Wrestler Also Spike Jenkins. From perennial jobber to where he is now takes work no one seemed to notice. The Rane Memorial Trophy - For Most Impressive Career Dodging this one. The Fallen Tag Team Trophy - For Tag Team of the Year Anyone that wasn't W&D. Rev-Zero incarnations, I'm looking at you. The Midnight Carnival Cup - For Stable of the Year Heels > Faces. Therefore, Revolution Zero. The Ace of Clubs Trophy - For Heel of the Year The just turned ELM really tickles my fancy. Man, what an -asshole-. I'll go with the love for Pretzler too though, so both. The William Heartford Trophy - For Rookie of the Year I -like- Zyon. The Grand Slam Trophy - For Face of the Year Todd Cortezzle.

Zed was, indeed, very drunk. As can be seen in my sig quote.

I was considering writing a brief Ebony double-squash when I checked the site and got nothing, then I refreshed and had your match. You are one lucky, lucky supervillain... erm... secret identity person. (Y)

... *sends to Raynor for this shall be hilarious*

(Janus) One of the famous pirate quotations is "Happiness is a Warm Manatee", this is a reference to a song from The Beatles called "Happiness is a Warm Gun". (@Zed) ... (@Zed) I think this may explain the origins of GOdrea.

Apoc + Crusen + Zed + Muzz + Janus + Kibagami = a fun old time in ye olde chat, and you all MISSED IT! Unless you were there.

Well, it'd help if I'd seen you online in the past few weeks or months... I spotted you online once or twice recently, but before that I swear you'd just -dropped- off the face of the earth. Our conversations tend to be pretty limited at best anyway, but sometimes evolve (or devolve) into interesting things, and there's no hate for the Z. Besides, you drop such gemstone comments like "cocks on a hotplate" that one just can't hate ya. And anyone who has 'great expectations' of mediocre me deserves to be slapped don't ya know. </artist-angst> PS: ZED WAS DANTE CRANE ZOMGORZ (man, is THAT old news). Except for the American Gladiators match.

Wasn't it second-rope? I think the top rope would have made me a little more upset than I was. But you sold the neck like your head was going to fall off afterwards....

You are Magnum TOKYO. As a male stripper/dancer, you know you're one sexy bitch. The ladies love you, and everybody loves your wrestling skill. I really have no comment.